All I do is meow meow meow no matter what
Got meowing on my mind I can never get enough
And every time I meow up in the buildin’
Everybody hands go meow
And they stay meow
And they say meow
And they stay meow
Meow meow, meow meow, meow meow
When: 6:45 PM Thursday February 22nd, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Brookland Meowtro Station (Kiss & Ride Side) – follow marks to start!
Meows: La Gingeracha, Moose Knuckles, Throbbin Hood, Poonapple Juice
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. It should be a meow night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.
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When: 6:45 PM Thursday February 15th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Bethesda Metro Station Hares: All Flash No Drive!, Wait Wait Don’t Fuck Me!, Mambo Number Hives!, Geriatric Mandering!
Virgins: No one made it through Valentine’s Day with their virginity intact
Visitors:I Prefer BJs
What better way to spend the ides(-ish) of February than with a pack of drunks wearing pink? It was tres romantique! To me, poetry is one of the most heartfelt ways to show someone you care, so I decided to spread the love by sharing some of the works I penned under my nom de plume, William Shakes-beer.
Unfortunately, fate had another idea and we found ourselves at Caddies on Cordell. Ok, so maybe things weren’t happening exactly as planned, but we persevered. I present to you, an anthology of poetry, simply titled Trail Ten-Fiddy.
Anal Fission – a haiku You passed out dick picks But… it fits in my pocket Soooo dissapointing
General Tso’s Dicken Once upon a beer check There was a Port-o-John But the General didn’t notice She was too far gone
No matter how L’Chymen cried She didn’t hear her plea She ran across the playground And pissed, behind a tree
Just Katie Roses are red Violets are blue PITA brought her own damn mug You should have, too!
Chaffed and Confused – a cinquain Sea Sponges Confusing, Wet Sitting, Not Sinking, Floating Who put them there? Sea Sponges
TWINS! – an acrostic (In honor of Bipolar Bear, You Can’t Handle the Poop, Schrödinger’s Cock, and Just Bro-I mean, Cody)
wo people that look alike
ho would have guessed?
t’s like we did laundry, but..
ext time, don’t use bleach and
ometimes, hot water isn’t a good idea
Deetz Nuts – a limerick There once was a torch from the hash Which Deetz thought he’d use to bash Some tough thug of a man Who had a different plan And now Deetz has a really weird rash..
We were already at the bar, scaring patrons and making bad choices, so we stayed there for a while longer.
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Didn’t get enough EWH3 this week with All Flash and friends up in Bethesda? Too lazy to go to Bethesda but still want to hash this week? No fear! EWH3 is hosting the 2018 Hash Olimpdicks for this month’s Full Moon this Saturday. You will get trail, beer, drinking games, more beer, more than just orange food, and a giveaway! And more beer. See below for all the details:
Your special program for this week:
The Winter Olympics are in full swing and you know what that means! It’s time for EWH3’s Hash Olympdicks! Gather a team of four and cum-pete for hashy glory in three Olympics themed events! If you’re having trouble finding a team, don’t fret, we’ll do our best to place you with some other hashletes before the games begin. Good luck; and may the spirit of St. Gispert grant you his favor!
When: 2pm Saturday, February 17th, 2018. Pack away at 2:30!
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Trail is dog friendly. Trail is tough stroller friendly, but could be tricky. But there are work-arounds. Looks like the weather will be chilly and potentially some light rain. Otherwise known as glorious. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp and mug!
Last trains out of Potomac Ave:
You have a smart phone. Or ask someone who does.
1420 Pennsylvania Ave. SE
HH Specials $1 off drafts and well liquor. $12 pitchers of Bud Lite / Miller Lite
*Think of it as the “all you can drink” portion of a long brunch. It is a steal.