EWH3 #1052: The February Meowgarita Trail (Brookland – Red Line)

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All I do is meow meow meow no matter what
Got meowing on my mind I can never get enough
And every time I meow up in the buildin’
Everybody hands go meow
And they stay meow
And they say meow
And they stay meow
Meow meow, meow meow, meow meow

When: 6:45 PM Thursday February 22nd, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Brookland Meowtro Station (Kiss & Ride Side) – follow marks to start!

Meows: La Gingeracha, Moose Knuckles, Throbbin Hood, Poonapple Juice

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. It should be a meow night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Brookland (Red Line):

Glenmont: 11:49pm
Shady Grove: 11:21pm

On After:

San Antonio Bar & Grill
3908 12th St NE



6:45 PM Thursday February 15th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Bethesda Metro Station
Hares: All Flash No Drive!, Wait Wait Don’t Fuck Me!, Mambo Number Hives!, Geriatric Mandering!

Virgins: No one made it through Valentine’s Day with their virginity intact

Visitors: I Prefer BJs

What better way to spend the ides(-ish) of February than with a pack of drunks wearing pink? It was tres romantique! To me, poetry is one of the most heartfelt ways to show someone you care, so I decided to spread the love by sharing some of the works I penned under my nom de plume, William Shakes-beer.

Unfortunately, fate had another idea and we found ourselves at Caddies on Cordell. Ok, so maybe things weren’t happening exactly as planned, but we persevered. I present to you, an anthology of poetry, simply titled Trail Ten-Fiddy.

Anal Fission – a haiku
You passed out dick picks
But… it fits in my pocket
Soooo dissapointing

General Tso’s Dicken
Once upon a beer check
There was a Port-o-John
But the General didn’t notice
She was too far gone

No matter how L’Chymen cried
She didn’t hear her plea
She ran across the playground
And pissed, behind a tree

Just Katie
Roses are red
Violets are blue
PITA brought her own damn mug
You should have, too!

Chaffed and Confused – a cinquain
Sea Sponges
Confusing, Wet
Sitting, Not Sinking, Floating
Who put them there?
Sea Sponges

TWINS! – an acrostic
(In honor of Bipolar Bear, You Can’t Handle the Poop, Schrödinger’s Cock, and Just Bro-I mean, Cody)

wo people that look alike

ho would have guessed?

t’s like we did laundry, but..

  ext time, don’t use bleach and

ometimes, hot water isn’t a good idea

Deetz Nuts – a limerick
There once was a torch from the hash
Which Deetz thought he’d use to bash
Some tough thug of a man
Who had a different plan
And now Deetz has a really weird rash..

We were already at the bar, scaring patrons and making bad choices, so we stayed there for a while longer.

On – Be Mine – On
Poon-apple Juice

EWH3 #1051: The 2018 Hash Olimpdicks (Full Moon) Trail – 2:00 PM SATURDAY, February 17th – Potomac Ave. (Blue/Orange/Silver Lines)

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Didn’t get enough EWH3 this week with All Flash and friends up in Bethesda? Too lazy to go to Bethesda but still want to hash this week? No fear! EWH3 is hosting the 2018 Hash Olimpdicks for this month’s Full Moon this Saturday. You will get trail, beer, drinking games, more beer, more than just orange food, and a giveaway! And more beer. See below for all the details:

Your special program for this week:

The Winter Olympics are in full swing and you know what that means! It’s time for EWH3’s Hash Olympdicks! Gather a team of four and cum-pete for hashy glory in three Olympics themed events! If you’re having trouble finding a team, don’t fret, we’ll do our best to place you with some other hashletes before the games begin. Good luck; and may the spirit of St. Gispert grant you his favor!

When: 2pm Saturday, February 17th, 2018. Pack away at 2:30!

Where: Potomac Ave. Metro – follow marks to start

Hares: Deetz Nutz, Atari 6900, Colitteral Damage, GeriatricMandering

Note special Hash Cash for this trail: $12*

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Trail is dog friendly. Trail is tough stroller friendly, but could be tricky. But there are work-arounds. Looks like the weather will be chilly and potentially some light rain. Otherwise known as glorious. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp and mug!

Last trains out of Potomac Ave:
You have a smart phone. Or ask someone who does.

On After:
1420 Pennsylvania Ave. SE

HH Specials $1 off drafts and well liquor. $12 pitchers of Bud Lite / Miller Lite

*Think of it as the “all you can drink” portion of a long brunch. It is a steal.