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When I was a kid, my mom always told me not to stuff things up my vagina because they might get stuck there… okay, maybe that was my nose… that would explain a lot… But! as hashers many of us know how much fun pussy can be, including stuffing things up them! And have you heard that they’re also tasty and delicious, bite size ready to eat? Even if you aren’t a twat-tarian or in possession of a cunt, you most likely gestated in proximity to one! You perhaps even escaped into this world through a cooch, like it was a wet magical portal to freedom, hashing, and beer! So cum one, cum all to our Pussylicious Twatathon trail, a celebration of all things Cunt & Cunilingus!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday April 13th, 2017. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Foggy Bottom Metro, in Washington Circle

Vagina Hairs: Twater Boarding, Vaginal Countdown, Kooter Kunte, Mouthful of Clam, Red Vag of Courage, and Lickthyologist

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Trail is a pavement pounder, and is dog/walker friendly and PI free. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Metro Center:
Franconia-Springfield (Blue): 12:03 am
Largo Town Center (Silver/Blue Lines): 12:03 am
New Carrollton (Orange): 11:51 pm
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU(Orange): 12:03 am
Wiehle-Reston East (Silver): 11:47 pm
Shady Grove (Red): 12:03 am
Glenmont (Red): 12:03 am

On After: Capitol City Brewing Company

Specials: TBD