EWH3 Hash Trash #992-995: A WIE Travelouge

14 Mar

Day 1, Eastern Market Metro “The Beauty and the WIEEEEEEE-st Trail” When: March 1, 2017 Where: Eastern Market Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line) Hares: Bumspringa, GeriatricMandering, You Can’t Handle the Poop, Quantum Whizics, and Fish n Tits Virgins: Just Catherine, Just Chelsea, Just Dan, Just Dante, Just James, Just Leslie Visitors: Road Kill returned to us from […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #990: The RED MESS RUN trail

22 Feb

When: February 16, 2017 Where: Cleveland Park (Red Line) Hares: Mouthful of Clams, Geriatric Mandering, C42Oh, Moose Knuckles, Just Dan Virgins: Just Kelly, Just Mark, Just Audrey, Just Katie – and we didn’t lose a single one, after that first one! Visitors: No visitors this week. Must have scared them off  On-After: Atomic Billiards привет my good […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #988: It’s Groundhogs Day Trail

09 Feb

When: February 2, 2017 Where: Francis Scott Key Park (I guess near the Rossyln Metro.) Hares: Put It Out, Poops I Did It Again, Yeast Infection, Just Sean, & Dildo Shaggins Virgins: Just Brodie, Just Katherine, Just Katie, Just Michael, & Just Sam Visitors: Chubby Chaser, & Lockjaw On-After: Mr Smith’s It was time for our […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #987: The Backcheck-to-Halloween? Trail!

01 Feb

When:  January 26, 2017 Where:  King St. Metro (Yellow Line) Hares:  Pinocchi-Ho, Poophole’s Mountain Majesty, Red Vag of Courage, I’m Tho Thor, Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack! Virgins:  Just Jason, Just Kamaria Visitors:  No visitors! On-After:  Rock-It Grill It was a spooky night in King St. (and all over this great land for that […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #986: The Boxers and Blazers Trail!

24 Jan

When: January 19, 2017 Where:  Woodley Park-Zoo/Adams Morgan Metro (Red Line) Hares:  All Flash No Drive!, Stain Gretzky, Moose Knuckles, Atari 6900, Schrodinger’s Cock, and Happy Poo Year! Virgins:  Just CJ, Just Sandra, and a mystery Just who didn’t sign in Visitors:  Juan Diego, Can’t Find Tail, The Whore of Sarajevo On-After:  Town Tavern Violations […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #981: “The F*@% 2016, Let’s stay drunk until ’17” Trail!

29 Dec

When: December 29, 2016 Where:  Clarendon Metro (Orange / Silver Line) Hares:  Bumspringa, Yariben, Cock-A-Thong, Bring’Em Hung, and Juan in a Million Virgins:  Just Leecy, Just Stephen, The Other Just Stephen Visitor:  White Girl Waste (Aloha!), Tuna On Top (East Bay H3) On-After:  The Continental Violations Dial F for Faggot started giving free crotchety old […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #979: The Second Anal Ugly Sweater Trail!

15 Dec

When: Thursday, December 15 Where:  Union Station Metro (Red Line) Hares:  Head Injury, Around the World In 80 Lays, Keebler Shelf, Rosetta Bone, Unobtainium Virgins:  Queen Frostine, Elsa from Frozen, Frosty the Snowman, Balto, Captain Hypothermia Visitor:  Rape & Spillage (he is going to be so mad I called him a visitor) On-After:  Kelly’s Irish […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #978: The WIEEEE-velation Trail!

08 Dec

When: December 8, 2016 Where: Tenleytown Hares: All Flash No Drive, I’m Tho Thor, You Sucked My Battle Dick, Maybe It’s Gaybelline, Sphincter Shy, and Whoregon Trail Virgins: Just Tanya, Just Naz, Just Adam, Just Sarah, Just Cody, Just Becky, Just Michelle Visitors: Froggy Style, Pussy Guts, Miss Delivery, 4gasm, Beheaded On-After: Guapos This week’s […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #977: The “Farewell, Fidel!” Trail

01 Dec

When: December 1, 2016 Where:  Bethesda  (Red Line) Hares:  Pinocchi-Ho; Goldman Ballsacks; Atari 6900; Don’t Ask, Don’t Smell; Just Hanna; Just Franny Virgins:  Just Katie, Just Dane, Just Theresa, Just Sean, Just Ahmed, Just Reese Visitor:  Fuck Like A Tank; Dazed & Confused; Fall On A Key; Shock My Monkey On-After:  The Barking Dog Emotions […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #975: The Unst Unst Unst Trail!

17 Nov

When: November 17, 2016 Where:  Pentagon City Metro (Yellow / Blue Line) Hares:  Atari 6900, Twater Boarding, Justs Jai, Duc, Franny, Hanna, and Mouthful of Clam Virgins:  Just Glen Visitor:  1 Trick Dick (Utica, NY) On-After:  Freddie’s Beach Bar Violations: Poor Just Glen had to lose his virginity without any lubrication, alcoholic or otherwise. womp […]