EWH3 Hash Trash #1022: The Intermittently-Anal Blue Dress Trail!

05 Sep

EWH3 Hash Trash #1022: The Intermittently-Anal Blue Dress Trail! When: August 17th, 2017. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Ft. Totten Metro Hares: Head Injury, Cheech & Dong, Hercu-PLEASE, Poops I Did it Again, School for Girls Who Can’t Sex Good Virgins: Just Tito; Just Scott; Just Emily; Just Jenny; Just Rachel; Just Jen Visitors: None […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1001, 1002, and then 1000

10 Jul

EWH3 1000th Trail Weekend: A story in three acts. Themes, Motifs & Symbols Beer & Chalk Hash Marks Bawdy Songs ACT 1 When: April 6, 2017 Where: Farragut North Dramatis Personae: Leading Characters (Hares): Wait Wait Don’t Fuck Me; GeriatricMandering; La Gingeracha; Atari 6900; Nobody Puts Gayby in a Corner Supporting Characters (Visitors): There were a […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1006: The 10th Annual Cinco de Mustache Trail! Potomac Ave

25 Jun

EWH3 #1006: The 10th Annual Cinco de Mustache Trail! Potomac Ave When: 6:45 PM Thursday May 4th, 2015 Where: Potomac Ave Hares: Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Schrodinger’s Cock, Maybe it’s Gaybelline, Fail Her Poon, and Big Bendover Virgins: Just Daniel, Just Linda, Just Adam, Just Nicole Visitors: Goes Down Dirty, Cougar Wrestler, Happy Ending, Uncle […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1008: Kilts and Skirts Trail! Columbia Heights (Green and Yellow Line)

25 Jun

EWH3 Hash Trash # 1008: Kilts and Skirts Trail! Columbia Heights (Green and Yellow Line) When: 6:45 PM Thursday May 18th. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Columbia Heights Metro (Yellow/Green) Hares: Dial F, Gaybelline, Chicken Soup for the Teenage Hole and a mystery hare. Virgins: Just Megan, Just Brittany, Just Rachel, Just Katie, Just Will, […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #998: The Red Dress Run Announcement Trail! Judiciary Square Metro

25 Jun

When: 6:45 PM Thursday March 23rd, 2017 Where: Judiciary Square Metro (Red Line) .Hares: Camo Sutra, Yariben, and Fish N Tits Virgins: Just Jordan, Just Pauline, Just Nicole, Just Jessica, Just George, Just Dan Visitor: Just Laura On After: Kelly’s Irish Times Violations: Texas Hold Him was overheard on trail expressing his attraction to representations […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #996 Spring Has Sprung (Early)

22 Apr

When: 6:45 PM Thursday March 9th. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Dupont Metro Hares: By the Power of Gayskull, St. Pauli’s Girl, Lickthyologist, Roll Over Bitch, Kooter Kunte, and You Sucked my Battledick Virgins: Just Sarah, Just Kelly, Just Nicole, Just Ryan, Just Sadie, Just Daniel Visitors: Puddle Kisser, Cums in Quarts, Goes Down Dirty, […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1002: Pussylicious Twaterthon

22 Apr

When: Thursday, April 13th, 2017 Where: Foggy Bottom Metro, in Washington Circle Vagina Hairs: Twater Boarding, Vaginal Countdown, Kooter Kunte, Mouthful of Clam, Red Vag of Courage, and Lickthyologist Virgins: Yes, there were virgins on this trail. Visitors: P sure there was one or two of those as well, just so at sea. On After: […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #999: The Panda gets Shamrocked White Dress Run

03 Apr

When: Thursday, March 30, 2017 Where: Rosslyn Metro (Orange/Blue/Silver) Hares: 3 Licks to the Center of the Titty Pop, CoXXX on Demand, Muff-n-Man, You Sucked My Battledick, Colliteral Damage Virgins: Just HW, Just Dan, Just Briana Visitors: Special Red  & Wreath Around On-After: The Continental Pool Lounge We had a Very Special™ trail this week! […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #997: The St Patrick’s Day Trail

03 Apr

Hey everyone! It’s Texas Hold Him with trash for – Oh… okay. I mean, I guess I was a *little* loud. … Yikes. is this better? when: march 14, 2017 where: u street (green and yellow line) hares: all flash no drive!, hercu-please, poops i did it again, please step away from the whores, and just […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #992-995: A WIE Travelouge

14 Mar

Day 1, Eastern Market Metro “The Beauty and the WIEEEEEEE-st Trail” When: March 1, 2017 Where: Eastern Market Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line) Hares: Bumspringa, GeriatricMandering, You Can’t Handle the Poop, Quantum Whizics, and Fish n Tits Virgins: Just Catherine, Just Chelsea, Just Dan, Just Dante, Just James, Just Leslie Visitors: Road Kill returned to us from […]