EWH3 #996 Spring Has Sprung (Early)

22 Apr

When: 6:45 PM Thursday March 9th. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Dupont Metro Hares: By the Power of Gayskull, St. Pauli’s Girl, Lickthyologist, Roll Over Bitch, Kooter Kunte, and You Sucked my Battledick Virgins: Just Sarah, Just Kelly, Just Nicole, Just Ryan, Just Sadie, Just Daniel Visitors: Puddle Kisser, Cums in Quarts, Goes Down Dirty, […]

EWH3 #1002: Pussylicious Twaterthon

22 Apr

When: Thursday, April 13th, 2017 Where: Foggy Bottom Metro, in Washington Circle Vagina Hairs: Twater Boarding, Vaginal Countdown, Kooter Kunte, Mouthful of Clam, Red Vag of Courage, and Lickthyologist Virgins: Yes, there were virgins on this trail. Visitors: P sure there was one or two of those as well, just so at sea. On After: […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #999: The Panda gets Shamrocked White Dress Run

03 Apr

When: Thursday, March 30, 2017 Where: Rosslyn Metro (Orange/Blue/Silver) Hares: 3 Licks to the Center of the Titty Pop, CoXXX on Demand, Muff-n-Man, You Sucked My Battledick, Colliteral Damage Virgins: Just HW, Just Dan, Just Briana Visitors: Special Red  & Wreath Around On-After: The Continental Pool Lounge We had a Very Special™ trail this week! […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #997: The St Patrick’s Day Trail

03 Apr

Hey everyone! It’s Texas Hold Him with trash for – Oh… okay. I mean, I guess I was a *little* loud. … Yikes. is this better? when: march 14, 2017 where: u street (green and yellow line) hares: all flash no drive!, hercu-please, poops i did it again, please step away from the whores, and just […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #992-995: A WIE Travelouge

14 Mar

Day 1, Eastern Market Metro “The Beauty and the WIEEEEEEE-st Trail” When: March 1, 2017 Where: Eastern Market Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line) Hares: Bumspringa, GeriatricMandering, You Can’t Handle the Poop, Quantum Whizics, and Fish n Tits Virgins: Just Catherine, Just Chelsea, Just Dan, Just Dante, Just James, Just Leslie Visitors: Road Kill returned to us from […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #990: The RED MESS RUN trail

22 Feb

When: February 16, 2017 Where: Cleveland Park (Red Line) Hares: Mouthful of Clams, Geriatric Mandering, C42Oh, Moose Knuckles, Just Dan Virgins: Just Kelly, Just Mark, Just Audrey, Just Katie – and we didn’t lose a single one, after that first one! Visitors: No visitors this week. Must have scared them off  On-After: Atomic Billiards привет my good […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #988: It’s Groundhogs Day Trail

09 Feb

When: February 2, 2017 Where: Francis Scott Key Park (I guess near the Rossyln Metro.) Hares: Put It Out, Poops I Did It Again, Yeast Infection, Just Sean, & Dildo Shaggins Virgins: Just Brodie, Just Katherine, Just Katie, Just Michael, & Just Sam Visitors: Chubby Chaser, & Lockjaw On-After: Mr Smith’s It was time for our […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #987: The Backcheck-to-Halloween? Trail!

01 Feb

When:  January 26, 2017 Where:  King St. Metro (Yellow Line) Hares:  Pinocchi-Ho, Poophole’s Mountain Majesty, Red Vag of Courage, I’m Tho Thor, Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack! Virgins:  Just Jason, Just Kamaria Visitors:  No visitors! On-After:  Rock-It Grill It was a spooky night in King St. (and all over this great land for that […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #986: The Boxers and Blazers Trail!

24 Jan

When: January 19, 2017 Where:  Woodley Park-Zoo/Adams Morgan Metro (Red Line) Hares:  All Flash No Drive!, Stain Gretzky, Moose Knuckles, Atari 6900, Schrodinger’s Cock, and Happy Poo Year! Virgins:  Just CJ, Just Sandra, and a mystery Just who didn’t sign in Visitors:  Juan Diego, Can’t Find Tail, The Whore of Sarajevo On-After:  Town Tavern Violations […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #981: “The F*@% 2016, Let’s stay drunk until ’17” Trail!

29 Dec

When: December 29, 2016 Where:  Clarendon Metro (Orange / Silver Line) Hares:  Bumspringa, Yariben, Cock-A-Thong, Bring’Em Hung, and Juan in a Million Virgins:  Just Leecy, Just Stephen, The Other Just Stephen Visitor:  White Girl Waste (Aloha!), Tuna On Top (East Bay H3) On-After:  The Continental Violations Dial F for Faggot started giving free crotchety old […]