EWH3 Hash Trash #1036: The Unst Unst Unst Part Deux: The November Sessions!

17 Nov

When: 6:45 PM Thursday November 16th, 2017. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Virginia Highlands Park, 1600 S Hayes St, Arlington, VA 22202 Virgins: Hannah, Claire, Eric, Christina, Lauren, Erin Visitors: Short Handjob Hares: Atari 6900!, Mouthful of Clam, Chicks Ahoy!, Shart Shorts, Anne Stank, Bow Chicka Bow Bow On After: Champs “In the late 1950s in […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1035: The 12th Anal United States Marine Corp Birthday Trail

13 Nov

EWH3 Hash Trash #1035: The 12th Anal United States Marine Corp Birthday Trail When: 6:45 PM Thursday November 9th, 2017. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Foggy Bottom Hares: Sphincter Shy, Chippenfailz, Camo Sutra, Downward Facing Doggie Style, Tuck Tuck Deuce, General’s Farm Animal, Whoregon Trail Virgins: Just Brett, Just Chung, Just Travis, Just Randy Visitors: […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1034: The Weirdo de Beardo Trail! Thursday November 2nd – McPherson Trail

05 Nov

EWH3 #1034: The Weirdo de Beardo Trail! Thursday November 2nd – McPherson Trail When: 6:45 PM Thursday November 2nd, 2017. Pack away at 7:15! Where: McPherson Square Hares: I’m Tho Thor, Red Dong, Shetland Blow Me, Bow Chicka Bow Bow + possible mystery hares Virgins: Just Christine, Just Erin Visitors: Little Thunder Cock On After: […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1033: Twinkle and Friends 8th Annual Halloween Hash Bash!

29 Oct

EWH3 Hash Trash #1033: Twinkle and Friends 8th Annual Halloween Hash Bash! When: 6:45 PM Thursday October 26th, 2017. Where: NOMA metro Virgins: Justs Aden, Chris, John, Christina, John, Christina, Elsa, Terence, Kyle, Eric, Philip, Jackson, Aileen, and Rebecca Hares: Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Maybe It’s Gaybelline, Chokes One Out, Assault My Ass and Just Marta! On-After: It […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1027: The Juggalo Trail!

13 Oct

EWH3 Hash Trash #1027: The Juggalo Trail! When: 6:45 PM Thursday September 14th, 2017 Where: Braddock Road Metro Hares: Topher, Dude That Guy, Penis Fly Trap, Maybe It’s Gaybelline Virgins: Justs Sarah, Cheryl, Brian Visitors: There were a lot, especially from the Keys. Mostly evacuees actually. Future Wanker, take a moment to Google (or the […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1015: The Red White and Blue Jello Shots Trail!

13 Oct

EWH3 Hash Trash #1015: The Red White and Blue Jello Shots Trail! Thursday, July 6th Courthouse Metro (Orange/SIlver Line) When: 6:45 PM Thursday June 22nd, 2017. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Courthouse Metro Hares: All Flash No Drive, Seizure’s Phallus, Nobody Puts Gayby in a Corner, Head Injury, Rear Protein Injection, and Geriatric Mandering Virgins: […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1031: The Seventh Anal Pretty Pretty Princess!

13 Oct

EWH3 Hash Trash #1031: The Seventh Anal Pretty Pretty Princess Trail Thursday October 12, 2017 When: 6:45 PM Thursday October 12, 2017 Where: NoMa Metro Hares: Colliteral Damage, All Flash No Drive, Chokes One Out, Keebler’s Shelf, Fukushemale, You Sucked My Battledick, and Just Rachel Virgin: Just Sophie Visitor: Just Jim On After: Dew Drop […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1027: The Juggalo Trail!

18 Sep

EWH3 Hash Trash #1027: The Juggalo Trail! When: 6:45 PM Thursday September 14th, 2017 Where: Braddock Road Metro Hares: Topher, Dude That Guy, Penis Fly Trap, Maybe It’s Gaybelline Virgins: Justs Sarah, Cheryl, Brian Visitors: On-After: Joe Theismann’s Restaurant! Featuring $4 rails, $4 drafts, $4 shots! Except it wasn’t. A juggalo (feminine juggalette, or juggala […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1025: Not A Doctor Trail!

05 Sep

EWH3 Hash Trash #1025: Not A Doctor Trail When: 6:45 PM Thursday August 31st, 2017. Pack away at 7:15! Where: West Hyattsville (Green Line) Hares: Special Head Kid, Poopholes Mountain Majesty, Spit ‘n’ Spin, Just Laurel, Whoregon Trail, Rosetta Bone, and Pinocchi-Ho Virgins: Just Nate, Just Brian Visitor: Short Hand Job   On After: Lee’s, 2903 Hamilton […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1022: The Intermittently-Anal Blue Dress Trail!

05 Sep

EWH3 Hash Trash #1022: The Intermittently-Anal Blue Dress Trail! When: August 17th, 2017. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Ft. Totten Metro Hares: Head Injury, Cheech & Dong, Hercu-PLEASE, Poops I Did it Again, School for Girls Who Can’t Sex Good Virgins: Just Tito; Just Scott; Just Emily; Just Jenny; Just Rachel; Just Jen Visitors: None […]