EWH3 #1037: The Thanksgiving Trail! – 11:00 AM Thursday, November 23rd – Rosslyn Metro (Blue/Silver/Orange Line)

22 Nov

Hey Wankers, the holidays are upon us and ’tis the season to be giving! Give back to the hash by signing up for 2018 MM! Email ewh3gms@gmail.com to try out or sign up for any of theMisManagement positions! And now on-on to your normally scheduled programming: ———————————————————————–   This is our anal Turkey day hash. This is not a […]

EWH3 #1036: The Unst Unst Unst Part Deux: The November Sessions! – 6:45 PM Thursday, November 16th – Pentagon City (Blue/Yellow)

14 Nov

For general questions on hashing, email us questions at ewh3info@gmail.com. Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! Remember that Banger of a Trail last year? It had sweet drops and a filthy light show full of kandi mustaches! Well, the EDUB crew brings you the November Sessions. […]

EWH3 #1035: The 12th Anal United States Marine Corps Birthday Trail – 6:45 PM Thursday, November 10th – Foggy Bottom (Orange/Blue/Silver)

08 Nov

242nd Birthday of the United States Marine Corps. Drink and be merry in honor of our beloved Corps.

EWH3 #1034: The Weirdo de Beardo Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, November 2nd- McPherson Square (Orange, Blue, Silver Line)

01 Nov

As the temperatures FINALLY start to drop in the DC area, some hashers out there should consider growing that beard out a little bit more. Come on out this Thursday and celebrate the beginning of hardcore beard season with some of your favorite permanently bearded hashers.

EWH3 #1033: Twinkle and Friends’ 8th annual Halloween Hash Bash! – 6:45 PM Thursday, October 26th- NOMA/Galludet Metro (Red Line)

24 Oct

For general questions on hashing, email us questions at ewh3info@gmail.com. Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! Gird your livers and grab on to your loins, it’s another Twinkle Juice trail! Join your hares for a spoooooky, scary Halloween Hash Bash, through frightening NOMA! OooOooOoooh! Don your […]

EWH3 #1032: The World Peace Through Beer Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, October 19 – Pentagon City (Blue/Yellow Line)

18 Oct

Welcome to the EWH3 edition of the World Peace Through Beer Trail. World Peace Through Beer is an annual worldwide hash event held on the closest hashing day to United Nations Day.  We are helping all beer-producing nations by encouraging production and consumption of beer, and helping hashers open their eyes to the variety of beers […]

EWH3 #1031: The Seventh Anal Pretty Pretty Princess Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, October 12th- NoMa (Red Line)

10 Oct

For general questions on hashing, email us questions at ewh3info@gmail.com. Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! It’s that time again! Don your tiara, your hot dog suit, your tutu, your unicorn head – whatever makes you feel like a pretty pretty princess. Glitter that sh*t up […]

EWH3 #1030: The 007 Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, October 5th- Rosslyn (Blue, Orange, Silver Lines)

04 Oct

Leave your Aston Martin on the curb because, my dear hashers, we will plot this trail For Your Eyes Only. Follow the marks of blood and suspense, and enjoy a casual Bond girl or three, because after all… You Only Live Twice. This trail will be laid as good as 007’s Goldfinger in your Octopussy… and have we mentioned his Thunderball(s)?

EWH3 #1029: The Pumpkin Spice Latte Trail! — 6:45 PM September 28, 2017 — Friendship Heights Metro (RED LINE)

26 Sep

For general questions on hashing, email us questions at ewh3info@gmail.com. Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! Ohhh, haaay betches! It’s fall, y’all, and you know what that means: UGGs, Flannel, and Pumpkin Spice Lattes! So on Thursday cum, like, celebrate an awesome season by running an on point […]

EWH3 #1028: The 30 Years of Where’s Waldo Trail(s)! — September 21st — 5:15 for Ballbuster (Stadium Armory — Orange Line) OR 6:45 PM for Regular Trail (Capital South — Orange Line!)

19 Sep

Hey Wankers, don’t forget to let us know which trail you intend to run! –  https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2 TRAIL BLUF: BALLBUSTER TRAIL (Runners Only!): Starting at Stadium-Armory Station (Orange Line). Pack Away 5:45 PM SHARP!  Trail is 11-12 miles with multiple beer checks.  Trail is A to B and kinda long. No dogs, no strollers. Very slight chance of PI, high chance of mosquitoes […]