EWH3 #1052: The February Meowgarita Trail (Brookland – Red Line)


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All I do is meow meow meow no matter what
Got meowing on my mind I can never get enough
And every time I meow up in the buildin’
Everybody hands go meow
And they stay meow
And they say meow
And they stay meow
Meow meow, meow meow, meow meow

When: 6:45 PM Thursday February 22nd, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Brookland Meowtro Station (Kiss & Ride Side) – follow marks to start!

Meows: La Gingeracha, Moose Knuckles, Throbbin Hood, Poonapple Juice

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. It should be a meow night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Brookland (Red Line):

Glenmont: 11:49pm
Shady Grove: 11:21pm

On After:

San Antonio Bar & Grill
3908 12th St NE

Specials:

EWH3 #1051: The 2018 Hash Olimpdicks (Full Moon) Trail – 2:00 PM SATURDAY, February 17th – Potomac Ave. (Blue/Orange/Silver Lines)


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Didn’t get enough EWH3 this week with All Flash and friends up in Bethesda? Too lazy to go to Bethesda but still want to hash this week? No fear! EWH3 is hosting the 2018 Hash Olimpdicks for this month’s Full Moon this Saturday. You will get trail, beer, drinking games, more beer, more than just orange food, and a giveaway! And more beer. See below for all the details:

Your special program for this week:

The Winter Olympics are in full swing and you know what that means! It’s time for EWH3’s Hash Olympdicks! Gather a team of four and cum-pete for hashy glory in three Olympics themed events! If you’re having trouble finding a team, don’t fret, we’ll do our best to place you with some other hashletes before the games begin. Good luck; and may the spirit of St. Gispert grant you his favor!

When: 2pm Saturday, February 17th, 2018. Pack away at 2:30!

Where: Potomac Ave. Metro – follow marks to start

Hares: Deetz Nutz, Atari 6900, Colitteral Damage, GeriatricMandering

Note special Hash Cash for this trail: $12*

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Trail is dog friendly. Trail is tough stroller friendly, but could be tricky. But there are work-arounds. Looks like the weather will be chilly and potentially some light rain. Otherwise known as glorious. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp and mug!

Last trains out of Potomac Ave:
You have a smart phone. Or ask someone who does.

On After:
Trusty’s
1420 Pennsylvania Ave. SE

Specials:
HH Specials $1 off drafts and well liquor. $12 pitchers of Bud Lite / Miller Lite

*Think of it as the “all you can drink” portion of a long brunch. It is a steal.

EWH3 #1050: The Valentine’s Day Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, February 15th – (Bethesda – Red Line)


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It’s the day after Valentine’s day, and it’s time to hit the candy clearance rack at your local Walgreen’s! Join your fellow hares and show off your love for Consumerism’s favorite holiday. Wear Pink! Wear Red! Cover yourself in themed glitter!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday February 15th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Bethesda Metro Station, east exit – follow marks to Elm Street Park!

Hares: All Flash No Drive!, Wait Wait Don’t Fuck Me!, Mambo Number Hives!, Geriatric Mandering! Mystery Hare!

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last Train out of Bethesda (Red Line):

Everything You Need to Know About Bethesda Metro

On After:
Caddies on Cordell
4922 Cordell Ave.
Bethesda, MD 20814

Specials:
$12 pitchers of Miller Lite, Yuengling, and Bud Lite!

EWH3 #1049: The Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, February 8th – Foggy Bottom (Blue/Orange/Silver)


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There is a trail this week. It’ll be supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. But I’m sure that you think you could do a better job. And…there is is a way for you to prove it! You can sign up to hare! I’m certain you will do a fantastic job! Check the hareline and let me know what day you want to set trail. Next open date is April 26th.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday February 8th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Foggy Bottom Metro Station – follow marks to start!

Hares: Head Injury, Deetz Nuts, General Tso’s Dickin’, Special Head Kid, Just Eric, and Just Odin

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Walkers trail is stroller friendly. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Foggy Bottom (Orange/Blue/Silver Lines):
New Carrollton: 11:29pm
Vienna/Fairfax: 11:25pm
Largo Town Center: 11:45pm
Franconia-Springfield: 11:19pm
Wiehle-Reston East: 11:12pm

On After:
Froggy Bottom Pub
2021 K Street NW

Specials:
You are not special.

EWH3 #1048: The WIE-velation Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, February 1st – Smithsonian


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Wieeeeeeeeeee have something to tell you. Not only will trail be extra fun but also SEACRETS will be revealed! But not before we complete a quest. Successfully Dodge all the muggles on the mall with us, and all will be wievealed!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday February 1st, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Smithsonian Metro Station – follow marks to start!

Hares: Whoregon Trail, Texas Hold Him, Rosetta Bone, Sphincter Shy, You Sucked My Battledick

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Walkers trail is stroller friendly. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Capitol South (Orange/Blue/Silver Lines):

New Carrollton: 11:29pm
Vienna/Fairfax: 11:25pm
Largo Town Center: 11:45pm
Franconia-Springfield: 11:19pm
Wiehle-Reston East: 11:12pm

On After:
Tortilla Coast
400 1st Street SE

Specials:
Find your specialness within.

EWH3 #1047: The Drunk History Part Deux Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, January 25th – Gallery Place-Chinatown (Red/Green/Yellow Lines)


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The last Drunk History Trail showed you where drunk hookers hung out before they moved to K St. Let your hares introduce you to another round of forgotten former haunts. No, it won’t be Butt’s Land or Cuckhold’s Delight, but we think it will be harDCore.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday January 25th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Gallery-Place Chinatown (Portrait Gallery Steps) – follow marks to start!

Hares: GeriatricMandering, Bumspringa, A Midsemester Night’s Cream, Pinocchi-Ho, Please Step Away From the Whores, and Unobtainium

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Dog and stroller friendly. No shiggy unless you decide to run through a bush. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Union Station:
Glenmont 11:42 PM
Shady Grove 11:28 PM

On After:
Union Pub
201 Massachusetts Ave NE

Specials:
$4 Rails
$4.50 Mystery Beers
$12.50 Bud Light Pitchers
If it is cold – $5 Mulled Wine

EWH3 #1046: The Mission…Probable Incumming Mismanagement Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, January 18th – Woodley Park-Zoo/Adams Morgan Metro (Red Line)!


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At AGM, we asked you to create your own superhero. You rose to the challenge. Now, superhero, you have been given a mission, should you choose to accept it. Your mission is to spend the rest of 2018 fighting the scourge of sobriety wherever it is to be found. Do not accept the challenge lightly, because only the savviest and most skillful will prevail. If you do prevail, you will be richly rewarded. Ready? We, your 2018 Mismanagement, are. Join us as we take our first steps on this epic adventure!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday January 18th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Woodley Park-Zoo/Adams Morgan Metro (Red Line) – follow marks to start!

Hares: Head Injury, Colliteral Damage, Deetz Nuts, Please Step Away from the Whores, Throbbin Hood, Too Easy, and possible mystery hare.

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. No PI. Trail is dog friendly and stroller-friendly, but end location is not friendly at all for fur- or human-children because CIRCLE WILL BE INDOORS!!! It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Woodley Park-Zoo/Adams Morgan (Red Line):
Glenmont: 11:26 PM
Shady Grove: 11:44 PM

On After:
Town Tavern
2323 18th St. NW

Specials: $3 domestic bottles; $5 rails.

EWH3 #1044: So Long and Thanks For All The Fish Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, January 11th – Tenleytown (Red Line)


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Can you believe it wankers? It’s been a whole year! Come kick out 2017 Mismanagement in time for AGM this weekend. By the way, have you rego’d yet?

When: 6:45 PM Thursday January 11, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Tenleytown. East exit, follow marks to start!

Hares: All Flash No Drive, Happy Poo Year, Atari 6900, Happy Poo Year, Geriatric Mandering.

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. EVERYBODY NEEDS A HEADLAMP EVEN WALKERS. Dog friendly. No PI. Pack smartly and bring a mug! Be smart, have fun.

On After: Guapo’s.

Specials: Yea yea yea.

[EWH3 Announcement] EWH3 #1043: The Return of the Snuggie Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, January 4th – Metro Center (Red, Blue, Orange, Silver Lines)


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Welcome to the non-holiday side of winter. Pull out those blankets, onesies, and other comfy clothes in order to warm up next to your favorite hasher!
*Blanket fort at End Circle not guaranteed.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday January 4, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Metro Center (12th & F St. Exit)

Hares: GeriatricMandering, Head Injury, Stain Gretzky, Moose Knuckles, and Quantum Whizics.

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Dog friendly and stroller friendly. No PI. No shiggy unless you want to run through a bush. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Union Station:

Glenmont 11:42 PM

Shady Grove 11:28 PM

Red

On After: Hamilton’s Bar & Grill 233 2nd St NW

Specials: $12 pitchers of Miller Lite

 

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EWH3 #1042: The Between the Holidays Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, December 28 – Silver Spring Metro, Red line metro)


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Where: Silver Spring Metro – exit on the bus station side, not the NOAA side. Follow marks to circle!

Hares: Special Head Kid, Pinochi-ho, Cum Dumpling, maybe others

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (you can easily walk to the metro from End Circle or the On-After). No PI seen by hares, dog friendly, stroller friendly, crippled gimp friendly. Low shiggy. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Silver Spring:
to Glenmont at 11:58 PM,
or to Shady Grove 11:12 PM
Red

On After: The Fire Station 1 Restaurant, and Bar at 8131 Georgia Ave, Silver Spring

Specials: There will be some! And there was much rejoicing.