EWH3 #1018: The Hasher-Con Trail!- 6:45 PM Thursday, July 20 – Navy Yard-Ballpark Metro (Green Line)

18 Jul

Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! While the pop culture junkies, comic book geeks, and cosplay enthusiasts, are kicking off Comic-Con this weekend, we know that DC is a true den of nerdom. Favorite costumes, vintage T-shirts, and prized collectibles are encouraged. Just don’t leave anything on […]

EWH3 Trail #1016 – Christmas in July Trail! – 6:45 pm Thursday, July 13th – Union Station (Red Line)

11 Jul

Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! HO HO HO Wankers! Have you been good little hashers and harriettes this summer? If you’re nice, Santa Gretzky will bring you lots of presents of beer and shots. If you’re naughty, you can be certain there will be coal in […]

EWH3 #1015: The Red White and Blue Jello Shots Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, July 6th – Courthouse Metro (Orange/Silver Line)

03 Jul

Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! Don’t put your spangled shorts and bannered bras away yet! Join us for a patriotic romp in Arlington full of shots and trails! When: 6:45 PM Thursday June 22nd, 2017. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Courthouse Metro – follow marks to start! Hares: […]

The 8th Anal Jorts Association of Arlington Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, June 29th – Crystal City Metro (Blue/Yellow Line)

27 Jun

The Jorts Ass. Committee forgot a year (2016) that most of us can agree is best forgotten, but we’re bringing the sexiest of all shortwear back in 2017. Get ready to strut your cut (off)! Come on out in your favorite pair of jeans-cut-into-shorts, or jorts (everyone can tell if they’re just jean shorts- you’re not fooling anyone), and enjoy a totally-not-recycled Jorts trail through Arlington that ends exactly where you think it does…or does it?

EWH3 #1013: Tragic’s Banana and Bandana Birthday Bonanza Extravaganza Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, June 22nd – Foggy Bottom (Orange)

20 Jun

Tragic’s turning 40 and loves it when plan-tains cum together. So don your bandanas and get ready to go bananas!

EWH3 #1012: The Wait Wait & Friends Silly Hat Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, June 15th – Bethesda (Red Line)

14 Jun

Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here!   My father once told me, “Wait Wait, if you want to know what’s in the depths of a Wanker’s soul, look no further than the top of their scalp.” In honor of Mr. Don’t Fuck Me’s (of the Newport […]

EWH3 #1011: LGBT-QTies Pride Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, June 8 – [Dupont Circle] ([Red Line])

06 Jun

Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here!  Get out my way when you see me! I’m rollin with the LGBT! Celebrate, cummemorate, and honor Pride Month  with the most fabulous hashers around. When: 6:45 PM Thursday June 8, 2017. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Dupont Metro– follow marks to start! Hares: Homo On The […]

EWH3 #1010 Hodor Memorial Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, June 1st – Rhode Island Ave Metro – (Red Line)

30 May

Winter is cumming…and so are the hares! Join us as we mark the one year analversary of Hodor’s passing. Sorry if this is news to you, the Stark family sent you all crows 69 days ago. Break out all of those Game of Thrones costumes! Season 7 cums out next month!

EWH3 #1009: Dr. Whoreable Cum-A-Long Trail – 6:45 PM Thursday, May 25th- L’Enfant (Blue/Orange/Silver)

23 May

Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here!  Break out your skirts and Kilts this week you wankers and finally celebrate the warm air flowing against your thighs as we venture out to the Columbia Heights area! Is the world a mess? You bet your ass it is! […]

EWH3 #1008: Kilts and Skirts Trail! 6:45 PM! May 18! Columbia Heights (Green and Yellow Line)

17 May

Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! Break out your skirts and Kilts this week you wankers and finally celebrate the warm air flowing against your thighs as we venture out to the Columbia Heights area! When: 6:45 PM Thursday May 18th. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Columbia Heights Metro […]