EWH3 #1009: Dr. Whoreable Cum-A-Long Trail – 6:45 PM Thursday, May 25th- L’Enfant (Blue/Orange/Silver)

23 May

Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here!  Break out your skirts and Kilts this week you wankers and finally celebrate the warm air flowing against your thighs as we venture out to the Columbia Heights area! Is the world a mess? You bet your ass it is! […]

EWH3 #1008: Kilts and Skirts Trail! 6:45 PM! May 18! Columbia Heights (Green and Yellow Line)

17 May

Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! Break out your skirts and Kilts this week you wankers and finally celebrate the warm air flowing against your thighs as we venture out to the Columbia Heights area! When: 6:45 PM Thursday May 18th. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Columbia Heights Metro […]

EWH3 #1007: The Charming Old Bastards Trail 6:45 PM Thursday May 11 (Yellow Line!)

09 May

For general questions on hashing, email us questions at ewh3info@gmail.com. Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! Trail this week is brought to you by hares who are too busy screwing and drinking to write you up a witty trail description. But who cares? Come out Thursday for […]

EWH3 #1006: The 10th Annual Cinco de Mustache Trail! – Potomac Ave

03 May

Finally, it’s here again, the hairiest, bristliest, most masculine trail of the year. Sport your finest in upper lip decoration and join us for a mustachioed trail where the men are men, and so are most of the women. If you don’t have your own flavor saver, don’t worry – there will be enough tequila to make you think using a permanent marker on your face sounds like a good idea. And that’s fine, because if you can’t grow your own bigote enorme…well, that’s actually bad and you should feel bad. The hares aren’t going to tell you that it’s ok. Even Gaybelline tried.

EWH3 #1005: Anal Mountain High Enough Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, April 27 – [Van Ness] ([Red Line]

25 Apr

For general questions on hashing, email us questions at ewh3info@gmail.com. Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! Slide it into your chaps, lace up your hiking shoes,  pull out the flannel pattern, tie your lasso, and saddle up because the Montana trail is here! After eight months of raising […]

EWH3 #1003: The You Fat Lazy Bastards Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, April 20th – Dunn Loring-Merrifield (Orange Line)

19 Apr

For general questions on hashing, email us questions at ewh3info@gmail.com. Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here!  See what happens when you fat lazy bastards don’t sign up to hare? Your Hare Razor had to reach out to a bunch of SH!T H3 hashers to lay a […]

EWH3 #1002: Pussylicious Twatathon

12 Apr

When: 6:45 PM Thursday April 13th, 2017. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Foggy Bottom Metro, in Washington Circle
Vagina Hairs: Twater Boarding, Vaginal Countdown, Kooter Kunte, Mouthful of Clam, Red Vag of Courage, and Lickthyologist

EWH3 #1001: 100th Analversary of the US Entry Into World War One

04 Apr

Fed up with the bloodthirsty excesses of that Teutonic warlord, Kaiser Wilhelm, Woodrow Wilson (D, NJ) went before the Congress on April 6, 1917, and received a declaration of war to make the world safe for democracy. It was then that the United States found herself embroiled in a great war and 100 years to the day, Hashers and Harriettes commemorate the occasion with much drink and reflection.

EWH3 #999: The Panda gets Shamrocked White Dress Run Trail

28 Mar

On March 30th, 2008, Shamrock Your Cock met Tony Panda at an EWH3 Secret Invasion of WH4. It was part of the EWH3 469 weekend celebration. Nine years and 530 EWH3 trails later, Panda and Shamrock have decided to rush into wedded bliss. As per hash tradition, let’s celebrate with a White Dress Run!

EWH3 #998: The Red Dress Run Announcement Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, March 23rd – Judiciary Square Metro (Red Line, also able to walk from Gallery Place/China Town Metro)

22 Mar

For general questions on hashing, email us questions at ewh3info@gmail.com. Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! You’ve been asking, your friends have been asking, and your mom asked me last night: “When and where is the Red Dress Run!? And when does the rego go live??” […]