EWH3 #1028: The 30 Years of Where’s Waldo Trail(s)! — September 21st — 5:15 for Ballbuster (Stadium Armory — Orange Line) OR 6:45 PM for Regular Trail (Capital South — Orange Line!)

19 Sep

Hey Wankers, don’t forget to let us know which trail you intend to run! –  https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2 TRAIL BLUF: BALLBUSTER TRAIL (Runners Only!): Starting at Stadium-Armory Station (Orange Line). Pack Away 5:45 PM SHARP!  Trail is 11-12 miles with multiple beer checks.  Trail is A to B and kinda long. No dogs, no strollers. Very slight chance of PI, high chance of mosquitoes […]

EWH3 #1027: The Juggalo Trail! — 6:45 PM September 14th 2017 — BRADDOCK ROAD Metro (YELLOW LINE)

13 Sep

For general questions on hashing, email us questions at ewh3info@gmail.com. Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! Hokus pokus, Jokers ride, Come take a spin, On this carny ride!  FAMILY! Join us for the gathering of the Juggalos in Old Town Alexandria, as we raise our Faygo and […]

EWH3 #1026: The 8th Anal Anything But Clothes Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, September 7th – Union Station Metro (Red Line)

05 Sep

For general questions on hashing, email us questions at ewh3info@gmail.com. Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! Can you believe it’s been EIGHT years? Perhaps its longevity is because Anything But Clothes is a simple concept. Show up wearing anything OTHER THAN clothes, get rewarded with FOUR […]

EWH3 #1025: The Doctor, Doctor Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, August 31st West Hyattsville (Green)

29 Aug

For general questions on hashing, email us questions at ewh3info@gmail.com. Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! What’s up, Doc? In honor of the approaching Holliday, join our talented team of medical experts* Without Borders just over the line into MD. We will Zhivago on a Strange […]

EWH3 #1024: The Hashy Hash Hash Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, August 25th- Tenleytown (RED LINE!)

22 Aug

For general questions on hashing, email us questions at ewh3info@gmail.com. Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! It’s time to show off your Hash Love! Put on all of your shiggy socks and hash shirts and booty kennel pants and Red Dress visors and camp out mugs, […]

EWH3 #1022: The Intermittently-Anal Blue Dress Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, August 17th- Ft. Totten Metro (Red and Green Lines)

16 Aug

For general questions on hashing, email us questions at ewh3info@gmail.com. Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! As Bill Clinton said to the intern, let’s do it.  Wasn’t it great when the only news coming from the White House was about sex?(1) Or am I just a […]

EWH3 #1021: The Return of the Graffiti Hash Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, August 10th- King Street Metro, Blue and Yellow Line

08 Aug

For general questions on hashing, email us questions at ewh3info@gmail.com. Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! Haystack and company bring you an old school trail with an old school theme, the return of the Graffiti Hash! Expect a short fun trail that will allow you time […]

EWH3 #1020: The “We’re All Gonna Get Lei’d!” Trail – 6:45 Thursday, August 3rd Rosslyn Metro (Blue, Orange, and Silver Lines)

01 Aug

Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! Break out your Hawaiian shirts and strap on your coconut bras, it’s time for a luau! When: 6:45 PM on Thursday, August 03, 2017. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Rosslyn Metro (Blue, Orange, and Silver Lines) – Follow marks to start!  Start is Gateway Park across […]

EWH3 #1019: The Twerky-Kegel Trail!- 6:45 PM Thursday, July 27 – Cleveland Park Metro (Red Line)

25 Jul

Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! Now take it to the pelvic floor – and if your ass want to act You can keep your ass where you’re at  – Socrates When they realized they only had a week to figure out a trail, the hares clenched up […]

EWH3 #1018: The Hasher-Con Trail!- 6:45 PM Thursday, July 20 – Navy Yard-Ballpark Metro (Green Line)

18 Jul

Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! While the pop culture junkies, comic book geeks, and cosplay enthusiasts, are kicking off Comic-Con this weekend, we know that DC is a true den of nerdom. Favorite costumes, vintage T-shirts, and prized collectibles are encouraged. Just don’t leave anything on […]