EWH3

EWH3 #697: Would You Still Be My friend If I Wore This Trail, Thursday, February 23, 2012 Where: Judiciary Square Metro When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, February 23, 2012. Pack away at 7:15ish. Hares: Connect Whore, Faker Oats, Laying Mantis, Just Patricia, Quaker Throats and Yule Log Misc: A to A(ish -On after is closer to [...]

EWH3 #696: The Yea We Can Drink Again Trail, Thursday, February 16, 2012 (Yes prohibition ended exactly 69 years ago…ish) Where: Van Ness Metro (Start) and Tenleytown Metro (End) Both are on the Red Line When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, February 16, 2012. Pack away at 7:15ish. Hares: PutItOut, VirginQueen, General’sFarmAnimal, and the Ga-robots (voice inflexion [...]

EWH3 #695: The First (I think) Anal EWH3 Gispert Memorial Hash, Thursday, February 9, 2012 Where: Clarendon Metro (Orange Line) When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, February 9, 2012. Pack away at 7:15ish. Hares: My Lil’ Pony, Dildo Shaggins, Osama bin (was) Hashing, and Tony Panda Misc: A to A. (Pay attention to the shape of trail [...]

EWH3 #694: The Procrastination Hash, Thursday, February 2, 2012 Where: Mt. Vernon Square/Convention Center Metro (Green/Yellow Line) When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, February 2, 2012. Pack away at 7:15ish. Hares: Compost Pile (hey that’s me), Whiskey Bidness, Wank like an Egyptian, Prep Oh, Yule Log, Miss Me-gag-me, and Don’t Ask Don’t Smell. Misc: A to Z. [...]

EWH3 #692: The Old Man Hater Trail – Thursday, January 26, 2012 Where: Pentagon City Metro (Blue/Ywllow Line – Corner of S. Fern and 12th Street) When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, January 26, 2012. Pack away at 7:15ish. Hares: Can’t Find Pussy In A Haystack, Tumble Cry, Just Zarina, Just Harper, Pinnochi-HO and a Mystery Hare [...]

EWH3 #691: The Seriously, What the **** Were You Thinking Trail – Thursday, January 19, 2012

Where: Ballston Metro — Orange Line. Follow marks to start.

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, January 19, 2012. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: St. Pauli’s Girl, Cock Soup, Yule Log, Whiskey Business, Chip ‘n Failz, Preparation O, Trim Shady, Twinkle Twinkle Little Pee-pee, and possibly a few other members of mismanagement

Misc: A to A’. Dog Friendlyish especially if they’re Buddists as there are a couple spots where dogs may need to zen (ie parking lots or indoors). Please bring a headlamp, some warm running gear, shiggy socks, mugs if you have them (or $$ to buy them) and warm clothes to change into after. You know how Plan B gets especially in the winter!
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The Greene Turtle

900 N. Glebe Rd.

Arlington, VA 22203
703-741-0901

gtballston@thegreeneturtle.com

EWH3 #690: So Long Suckers Trail – Thursday, January 12, 2012 Where: Woodley Park/ Adams Morgan Metro — Red Line. Follow marks to start. When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, January 5, 2012. Pack away at 7:15ish. Hares: Rear Protein Injection, 6 Pigs In A Blanket, Wax On Whacks Off, Yessir Yes She’s Fat, Incredible Edible Schmegg, [...]

EWH3 #688: The Dinosaurs and Cavemen Hash – Thursday, December 29, 2011 Where: Rosslyn or Foggy Bottom Metro — Blue/ Orange Lines. Might not be marks so just go straight to Francis Scott Key Park. When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, December 29, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish. Hares: Eat Your Vegetables, Can’t Find Pu$$y In A [...]

EWH3 #686: Slutty Christmakwanzakuh-kuh Trail – Thursday, December 15, 2011 Where: Start- Smithsonian Metro – Orange/Blue Line, follow marks to start When: 7:00 PM, Thursday, December 15, 2011. Pack “away” at 7:15ish. Hares: Poop Been A Dick, Put It Out, Compost Pile, Later Day Stains, London Bitch Is Going Down, Six Pigs In A Blanket, [...]

EWH3 #685: Chandra Levy’s Ghost Tour Trail – Thursday, December 8, 2011 Where: Van Ness / UDC Metro – Red Line, follow marks to start When: 7:00 PM, Thursday, December 8, 2011. Pack “away” at 7:15ish. Hares: Dial F for Faggot, Eats Street Meat, Cock Your Suck I Will, and a mystery sweeper hare. Misc: [...]