EWH3 Hash Trash #1027: The Juggalo Trail!

13 Oct

EWH3 Hash Trash #1027: The Juggalo Trail! When: 6:45 PM Thursday September 14th, 2017 Where: Braddock Road Metro Hares: Topher, Dude That Guy, Penis Fly Trap, Maybe It’s Gaybelline Virgins: Justs Sarah, Cheryl, Brian Visitors: There were a lot, especially from the Keys. Mostly evacuees actually. Future Wanker, take a moment to Google (or the […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1015: The Red White and Blue Jello Shots Trail!

13 Oct

EWH3 Hash Trash #1015: The Red White and Blue Jello Shots Trail! Thursday, July 6th Courthouse Metro (Orange/SIlver Line) When: 6:45 PM Thursday June 22nd, 2017. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Courthouse Metro Hares: All Flash No Drive, Seizure’s Phallus, Nobody Puts Gayby in a Corner, Head Injury, Rear Protein Injection, and Geriatric Mandering Virgins: […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1031: The Seventh Anal Pretty Pretty Princess!

13 Oct

EWH3 Hash Trash #1031: The Seventh Anal Pretty Pretty Princess Trail Thursday October 12, 2017 When: 6:45 PM Thursday October 12, 2017 Where: NoMa Metro Hares: Colliteral Damage, All Flash No Drive, Chokes One Out, Keebler’s Shelf, Fukushemale, You Sucked My Battledick, and Just Rachel Virgin: Just Sophie Visitor: Just Jim On After: Dew Drop […]

EWH3 #1031: The Seventh Anal Pretty Pretty Princess Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, October 12th- NoMa (Red Line)

10 Oct

For general questions on hashing, email us questions at ewh3info@gmail.com. Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! It’s that time again! Don your tiara, your hot dog suit, your tutu, your unicorn head – whatever makes you feel like a pretty pretty princess. Glitter that sh*t up […]

EWH3 #1028: The 30 Years of Where’s Waldo Trail(s)! — September 21st — 5:15 for Ballbuster (Stadium Armory — Orange Line) OR 6:45 PM for Regular Trail (Capital South — Orange Line!)

19 Sep

Hey Wankers, don’t forget to let us know which trail you intend to run! –  https://goo.gl/forms/vGviTEokUXkLcrVs2 TRAIL BLUF: BALLBUSTER TRAIL (Runners Only!): Starting at Stadium-Armory Station (Orange Line). Pack Away 5:45 PM SHARP!  Trail is 11-12 miles with multiple beer checks.  Trail is A to B and kinda long. No dogs, no strollers. Very slight chance of PI, high chance of mosquitoes […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1027: The Juggalo Trail!

18 Sep

EWH3 Hash Trash #1027: The Juggalo Trail! When: 6:45 PM Thursday September 14th, 2017 Where: Braddock Road Metro Hares: Topher, Dude That Guy, Penis Fly Trap, Maybe It’s Gaybelline Virgins: Justs Sarah, Cheryl, Brian Visitors: On-After: Joe Theismann’s Restaurant! Featuring $4 rails, $4 drafts, $4 shots! Except it wasn’t. A juggalo (feminine juggalette, or juggala […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1025: Not A Doctor Trail!

05 Sep

EWH3 Hash Trash #1025: Not A Doctor Trail When: 6:45 PM Thursday August 31st, 2017. Pack away at 7:15! Where: West Hyattsville (Green Line) Hares: Special Head Kid, Poopholes Mountain Majesty, Spit ‘n’ Spin, Just Laurel, Whoregon Trail, Rosetta Bone, and Pinocchi-Ho Virgins: Just Nate, Just Brian Visitor: Short Hand Job   On After: Lee’s, 2903 Hamilton […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1022: The Intermittently-Anal Blue Dress Trail!

05 Sep

EWH3 Hash Trash #1022: The Intermittently-Anal Blue Dress Trail! When: August 17th, 2017. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Ft. Totten Metro Hares: Head Injury, Cheech & Dong, Hercu-PLEASE, Poops I Did it Again, School for Girls Who Can’t Sex Good Virgins: Just Tito; Just Scott; Just Emily; Just Jenny; Just Rachel; Just Jen Visitors: None […]

EWH3 #1025: The Doctor, Doctor Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, August 31st West Hyattsville (Green)

29 Aug

For general questions on hashing, email us questions at ewh3info@gmail.com. Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! What’s up, Doc? In honor of the approaching Holliday, join our talented team of medical experts* Without Borders just over the line into MD. We will Zhivago on a Strange […]

EWH3 #1024: The Hashy Hash Hash Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, August 25th- Tenleytown (RED LINE!)

22 Aug

For general questions on hashing, email us questions at ewh3info@gmail.com. Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! It’s time to show off your Hash Love! Put on all of your shiggy socks and hash shirts and booty kennel pants and Red Dress visors and camp out mugs, […]