EWH3 Hash Trash #1014: The 8th Anal Jorts Association of Arlington Trail! Crystal City Metro

13 Jul

When: 6:45 PM Thursday June 29th, 2017 Where: Crystal City Metro- follow marks from the exit Hares: Roll Over, Bitch!, You Can’t Handle the Poop, Kooter Kunte, Cum Dumpling, Atari 6900 Virgins: Just Nicole, Garrett, Ruby, Sara, Emma, Lindsay, Sarah Visitors: Fat Truck, Quicker Ticker Upper, Blew A Seal On After: Freddie’s Beach Bar Violations: […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #998: The Red Dress Run Announcement Trail! Judiciary Square Metro

25 Jun

When: 6:45 PM Thursday March 23rd, 2017 Where: Judiciary Square Metro (Red Line) .Hares: Camo Sutra, Yariben, and Fish N Tits Virgins: Just Jordan, Just Pauline, Just Nicole, Just Jessica, Just George, Just Dan Visitor: Just Laura On After: Kelly’s Irish Times Violations: Texas Hold Him was overheard on trail expressing his attraction to representations […]

EWH3 #986: The Boxers and Blazers Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, January 19th – Woodley Park-Zoo/Adams Morgan — Red Line [Sorta!]

17 Jan

For general questions on hashing, email us questions at ewh3info@gmail.com. Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! EWH3 #986: The Boxers and Blazers Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, January 19th – Woodley Park-Zoo/Adams Morgan — Red Line [Sorta!] Come join EWH3 this Thursday for the Boxers and […]

Pick your Trail for EWH3 #969: RDR Pre-Lube

30 Sep

Hi Everybody! Help EWH3 buy enough beer for you to drink! We will have trails starting at two different times this week, October 6th, at two different metros. If you don’t respond, we won’t buy enough beer!!! Regular trail (runner & walkers) will start at Archives-Naval Memorial-Penn Quarter Metro Station Pack Away 7:15 PM…ish. These trails […]

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01 Aug

EWH3# 808: The Kiss from a Rose Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, January 16, 2014 – NoMa-Gallaudet Metro (Red Line)

14 Jan

EWH3# 808: The Kiss from a Rosé Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, January 16, 2014 – NoMa-Gallaudet Metro (Red Line)   Quit your wine-ing. The Bachelor is back and so are your favorite hares, handing out shots as a token of our affection. Will you accept? January may be cold and dark, but we promise JUAN-uary will be hot and […]

Trail UPDATE: Start is Tenleytown Metro, NOT VAN NESS!

07 Jan

What’s that you say?  You wankers want TWO weeks in a row where the trail start is changed after trail news was sent out?  YOU GOT IT! Thanks to clerical errors in the Hare Razor Dept., this week’s news had an oopsie-poopsie.  Trail is actually starting at the Tenleytown-AU Metro (Red Line). Everything else is staying […]

EWH3# 807: The Graffiti Hash Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, January 9, 2014 – Tenleytown Metro (Red Line)

07 Jan

EWH3# 807: The Graffiti Hash Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, January 9, 2014 – Tenleytown Metro (Red Line)   From Hemingway to Twain, to Updike and Melville, the hash continues to follow in the great literary footsteps of old, only this time of year we use our bodies, not paper.  The Graffiti Hash has three requirements: 1) a […]

EWH3# 795: The Twinkle and Friends Halloween Hash Bash (yea, it’s Halloween themed) Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, October 31, 2013 – Potomac Ave Metro (Blue/Orange Line)

29 Oct

Hey Party People, I’ve heard rumblings that Bad Dog put together a great trail for committed hashers out in Vienna last week, but I am still waiting on the carrier pigeon to make it back from Vienna with the full report.  It may be a while… ***EWH3’s 800th Run Trail Analversary UPDATE: The 800th trail sign-up […]

EWH3# 792: The Choose Your Own Adventure/Red Dress Weekend Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, October 10, 2013 – Fort Totten OR Van Ness Metro (Green/Yellow/Red Lines!)

08 Oct

EWH3# 792: The Choose Your Own Adventure/Red Dress Weekend Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, October 10, 2013 – Fort Totten OR Van Ness Metro (Green/Yellow/Red Lines!) It’s Red Dress Weekend and that beautiful time of the year when hashers from all over begin thinking one thing: do I look good in this dress?  This week, we have multiple […]