EWH3# 808: The Kiss from a Rose Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, January 16, 2014 – NoMa-Gallaudet Metro (Red Line)

14 Jan

EWH3# 808: The Kiss from a Rosé Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, January 16, 2014 – NoMa-Gallaudet Metro (Red Line)   Quit your wine-ing. The Bachelor is back and so are your favorite hares, handing out shots as a token of our affection. Will you accept? January may be cold and dark, but we promise JUAN-uary will be hot and […]

Trail UPDATE: Start is Tenleytown Metro, NOT VAN NESS!

07 Jan

What’s that you say?  You wankers want TWO weeks in a row where the trail start is changed after trail news was sent out?  YOU GOT IT! Thanks to clerical errors in the Hare Razor Dept., this week’s news had an oopsie-poopsie.  Trail is actually starting at the Tenleytown-AU Metro (Red Line). Everything else is staying […]

EWH3# 807: The Graffiti Hash Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, January 9, 2014 – Tenleytown Metro (Red Line)

07 Jan

EWH3# 807: The Graffiti Hash Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, January 9, 2014 – Tenleytown Metro (Red Line)   From Hemingway to Twain, to Updike and Melville, the hash continues to follow in the great literary footsteps of old, only this time of year we use our bodies, not paper.  The Graffiti Hash has three requirements: 1) a […]

EWH3# 795: The Twinkle and Friends Halloween Hash Bash (yea, it’s Halloween themed) Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, October 31, 2013 – Potomac Ave Metro (Blue/Orange Line)

29 Oct

Hey Party People, I’ve heard rumblings that Bad Dog put together a great trail for committed hashers out in Vienna last week, but I am still waiting on the carrier pigeon to make it back from Vienna with the full report.  It may be a while… ***EWH3’s 800th Run Trail Analversary UPDATE: The 800th trail sign-up […]

EWH3# 792: The Choose Your Own Adventure/Red Dress Weekend Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, October 10, 2013 – Fort Totten OR Van Ness Metro (Green/Yellow/Red Lines!)

08 Oct

EWH3# 792: The Choose Your Own Adventure/Red Dress Weekend Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, October 10, 2013 – Fort Totten OR Van Ness Metro (Green/Yellow/Red Lines!) It’s Red Dress Weekend and that beautiful time of the year when hashers from all over begin thinking one thing: do I look good in this dress?  This week, we have multiple […]

EWH3# 769: The Get Off My Lawn Trail 6:45 PM Thursday May 2, 2013- Pentagon City Metro (Blue/Yellow Line)

29 Apr

Good Evening Wankers, I still haven’t washed the hipster stank off me from Wonderland, though to be fair, the band did play Wagon Wheel, so there’s a little bit of bro there as well.  Speaking of bro (?)… Your regularly scheduled program this week is:   EWH3# 769: The Get Off My Lawn Trail 6:45 […]

EWH3 #743: The Fellowship of the Hash – East Falls Church Metro (Orange)

05 Dec

EWH3 #743: The Fellowship of the Hash – East Falls Church Metro (Orange) Where: East Falls Church Metro (Orange) Follow marks to start (Roosevelt Street Cul-de-sac) When: 6:45 PM,Thursday December 6, 2012 Pack Away 7:15 PM Hares: Dildo Shaggins, Hope 4 the Breast, Mr. HeD, Blows a Tranny, Virgin Queen Misc. Trail is A to […]

EWH3 #742: Father Don’s Gay Apparel Trail – Brookland/CUA Metro (Red Line) 11/29/2012

27 Nov

EWH3 #742: Father Don’s Gay Apparel Trail – Brookland/CUA Metro (Red Line) 11/29/2012 Where: Brookland/CUA Metro – Red Line (Exit on the 10th Street Side, not Catholic!) Follow marks to start. When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, November 29, 2012. Pack away at 7:15ish. Parking: Metro Lot near the corner of 10th and Michigan, by the buses. […]

EWH3 #741: The TRUE Turkey Trot Trail – Rosslyn Metro (Blue/Orange) Special TIME – 11 AM TOMORROW!!!!!

21 Nov

EWH3 #741: The TRUE Turkey Trot Trail – Rosslyn Metro (Blue/Orange)   Where:Rosslyn Metro (Blue/OrangeFollow marks to the start (the parking deck above the Continental)When: 11:00 AM, Thursday, November 22, 2012. Pack away at 11 somethingHares:  PSA, Purple People Eater, Aireolla Borealis, Saskatchewsnatch, and maybe a mystery hare.Misc: A to A. There will be a SHORT (like Twinkle’s […]

EWH3 #739: Samuel Nicholas’s Tun Tavern Remembrance Hash – Thursday, November 08, 2012 (Rosslyn)

07 Nov

EWH3 #739: Samuel Nicholas’s Tun Tavern Remembrance Hash – Thursday, November 08, 2012  (Rosslyn) Where: Rosslyn Metro — Blue/Orange Lines. Follow marks to the start. When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, November 08, 2012. Pack away at 7:15ish. Hares: My Little Pony, Gladiator, Gomer’s Pile Misc: A to B. Or, A to Shot to Shots & Beer & Shots.  Happy 237th Birthday Marines! […]