EWH3

Good Evening Wankers, I still haven’t washed the hipster stank off me from Wonderland, though to be fair, the band did play Wagon Wheel, so there’s a little bit of bro there as well.  Speaking of bro (?)… Your regularly scheduled program this week is:   EWH3# 769: The Get Off My Lawn Trail 6:45 [...]

EWH3 Trail #765 The FOURGET About the Hash Trash When: 6:45 PM Thursday April 4, 2013 Where: Waterfront SEU Metro (Green LIne) Hares: Cock-A-Doodle Do Me, Me-Likee-Lickee-Caca, Underground Railroad, Going Gay with Person A, Benadrill Me Miscellaneous Crap: A-A Trail, Bring a light (per usual) change of clothes (per usual). Weather: H58; L45; 10% chance [...]

Where: Smithsonian Metro When: March 21, 2013 Hares:  Mursey F*ck, Wookin Pa Nub, One Hitter Quitter, Survival of the Spittest and Pulp Friction   It was beyond cold and there were no cherry blossoms in sight but a few brave hashers sporting their pink pride showed up to run and walk the heck out of this trail. [...]

EWH3# 756: Hash Trash for The Pre-game the Beach Trail (WIEEEEE WEEKEND WARM-UP) When: 6:45 PM Thursday February 28, 2013. Pack away at 7:15ish. Where: Tenleytown Metro Station (Red line), follow marks to the start. Hares: Lemon Party Pooper, Miss Me Gag Me, Fart of Darkness, Cock Soup, & Yule Log On On On: Guapo’s 4515 Wisconsin [...]

EWH3# 752: The Hash of Theseus Trail Trash When: 6:45 PM Thursday February 7, 2013.  Pack away at 7:15ish. Where: Francis Scott Key Park in Georgetown, either Foggy Bottom  or Rosslyn (Both Blue/Orange Line), with a 15 min walk to Key Bridge! Hares: 1 if By Man, 2 if by She, Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Choke and [...]

EWH3 #743: The Fellowship of the Hash – East Falls Church Metro (Orange) Where: East Falls Church Metro (Orange) Follow marks to start (Roosevelt Street Cul-de-sac) When: 6:45 PM,Thursday December 6, 2012 Pack Away 7:15 PM Hares: Dildo Shaggins, Hope 4 the Breast, Mr. HeD, Blows a Tranny, Virgin Queen Misc. Trail is A to [...]

EWH3 #742: Father Don’s Gay Apparel Trail – Brookland/CUA Metro (Red Line) 11/29/2012 Where: Brookland/CUA Metro – Red Line (Exit on the 10th Street Side, not Catholic!) Follow marks to start. When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, November 29, 2012. Pack away at 7:15ish. Parking: Metro Lot near the corner of 10th and Michigan, by the buses. [...]

EWH3 #741: The TRUE Turkey Trot Trail – Rosslyn Metro (Blue/Orange)   Where:Rosslyn Metro (Blue/OrangeFollow marks to the start (the parking deck above the Continental)When: 11:00 AM, Thursday, November 22, 2012. Pack away at 11 somethingHares:  PSA, Purple People Eater, Aireolla Borealis, Saskatchewsnatch, and maybe a mystery hare.Misc: A to A. There will be a SHORT (like Twinkle’s [...]

EWH3 #739: Samuel Nicholas’s Tun Tavern Remembrance Hash - Thursday, November 08, 2012  (Rosslyn) Where: Rosslyn Metro — Blue/Orange Lines. Follow marks to the start. When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, November 08, 2012. Pack away at 7:15ish. Hares: My Little Pony, Gladiator, Gomer’s Pile Misc: A to B. Or, A to Shot to Shots & Beer & Shots.  Happy 237th Birthday Marines! [...]

Want to give back to the Hash?  Then cum out to the MisManagement/BrewCrew Happy Hour, Wednesday 10/24, from 6:30 – 8:30 PMt.  Seriously, come out say hi, ask questions, and drink beer! It’ll be fun and it’ll be at that sketchy downstairs bar we love…Recessions (over on L and 19th). In case you are wondering [...]