Roof Rack (a.k.a. Winn Dick Me) with:

"2 Cups, No Chicks"

DisHonorable Mentions

"Let go of my BALLS!!!!!" ~ Bow Chicka Bow Bow

"Please Sir, Can I have some more???" ~ LumberJackOff

"Take two of these and ball me in the morning." ~ Rear Protein Injection

"Bow manages an amazing feat: to pass out while holding two beers precariously in-hand." ~ Peace O' Chum

"EWH3's RA introduces the "Scales of Justice" to judge questionable violations... yep, Justice is blind, and he's definitely guilty...." ~ Lumber JackOff

"The latest in a slew of "Two Girls, One Cup" knockoffs, "Two Cups, one bearded man having an orgasm" did not do well on Youtube." ~ Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

"but moooommmmm, I want some more beeeeeeeer!" ~ Mannipple Lickter

"Take two of these and blow me in the morning"" ~ Obeastiologist

"Is it supposed to hurt this much when I provide urine?" ~ Slowman

"I know that one of these is a semen sample. I just hope the other one isn’t beer. That would mean bad news about my urine sample." ~ Gay Guy Counter

"Now who was I holding this for?!?" ~ Runs With Bulls

"Two more cups of lite semen please!" ~ Peter Peter Manhole Eater

"Aww maaaaan. My new website "Two cups no girl" did not net me nearly as much ad revenue as I had hoped." ~ Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

Microsoft with:

He said after his 5th beer and her 8th "Almost! Do it just like that..but without teeth when we get home"

DisHonorable Mentions

"Would you PLEEEEAAAASE let go of my Pussy!" ~ Bolohead Rat

"wanna bite my new tatoo?" ~ Obeastiologist

"The female reacts violently to the unwelcome, less dominant males in the pride" ~ Gay Guy Counter

"you do the hokie pokie then you bite the nearest guy...thats what its all about" ~ Obeastiologist

Golden Showers with:

Those are two photos that make me NOT want to come home!

DisHonorable Mentions

(Both)
Fagnostic finds a new “friend” ~ Bolohead Rat

(Both)
While he knew that his new bride from Poland was a coal miner's daughter, until she stepped off the plane he didn't realize that she was also an actual coal miner herself and that some people lie about their looks on the Internet. His mouth hung open in surprise: "She's beautiful! Well, at least better looking than any woman I've ever picked up at the Hash." ~ Bundling Board

(Fagnostic on left)
"Wow!! It really DOES resemble the number 69!" ~ Obeaseologist

(Fagnostic on left)
This week, the silicone lips. Next week, the man boobs. ~ Vagina Whiner, Harrisburg-Hershey H3

(Fagnostic on left)
This picture is worth seven words: I am sofa king we todd did ~ Bloody @sshole

(Shmegg on right)
"Maybe if I strike a pose the boys will start looking at me" ~ Cum Dumpling

(Shmegg on right)
On his unceremonious exit from the circle after being BANNED for life for indecent attire; Schmegg momentarily pauses to comment, "Fuck me you Fucking Fucks?! Which way to Dupont Circle?!" ~ Jiggles Lo

(Shmegg on right)
MY EYES! MY EYES!
*Indecipherable muttering* ~ Casanada

(Shmegg on right)
I know what you're thinking. What's this wanker doing with a flashlight on his cap? ~ Vagina Whiner, Harrisburg-Hershey H3

Hokie No Pokie with:

EWH3 Invades PG County

DisHonorable Mentions

Old hashers never die, they just fade into chalk lines ~ Butt Brown Ale

Another victim of Zsa-Zsa Ga-Whore's vicious slaps... This one was a fatality, while other victims have only appeared to have been made significantly shorter... ~ Niagra Balls

Erectile Dysfunction - when your wood is dead ~ Shamrock Your Cock

Lumber Jack-off provides a visual representation of Paul Bunyan's Junk to the Hash: "Now where my head is, that's the nutsack..and where my right arm is..." ~ Can’t F*ck Dust

"....My name is Jill...Nah-Nah-Nah....I like my men still!" ~ Piggus Dickus

Y'all are witnesses, he laughed when my marshmallow caught fire! ~ Anal Fission

According to the DC cop at the scene, "Breathing or not, he's definitely brain dead, so we have to make the body outline. The Department of Sanitation will pick up the body in the morning." ~ Bundling Board

Can't F*ck Dust with:

Stunned at the success of his t-shirt, Yellow SubMyWeenie thinks "Why didn't I get the one that reads 'I like girls who like Dick'!"

DisHonorable Mentions

In Yellow Submarinie's dream world he sees I Dream of Weenie doin' girls in black bikinis ~ Tits

Somehow I can't remember. Did I forget to turn off the oven? ~ Ranger Dick

Damn, it really works... if only I had worn my "I like boys who like boys" shirt! ~ Cleopapsmear

No, I don't think your underarms smell ~ Rocket Socket

It really DOES smell like Teen Spirit! ~ Anal Fission

Typical virgin hasher, not yet with the program ~ Bolohead Rat

I have to remember NEVER to wear my "My Boyfriend is Out of Town" t-shirt -- I don't want to see what would happen then!! ~ Don't Let Your Meat Loaf

Holy Shit this shirt actually worked!! ~ Cum Dumpling, Gomer's Pyle and all the other wankers who suggested it.

Bolohead Rat with:

Q: See how many pairs of items you can find in the photo.

A: F*ck that, look at the tits!

DisHonorable Mentions

"Oh, goody! Clams!" ~ Takes it up the Ehhh

You would have an astigmatism too if you were watching those boobs jiggle! ~ Ranger Dick

Jeepers. Creepers.
Where'd ya get those peepers?
Jeepers. Creepers.
Where'd ya get those eyes?
~ Someone's Suggestion

Yucca Fucca Caribou with:

Wang Chunks discusses with a lovely harette "anal is only fun if you're pitching, not catching."

DisHonorable Mentions

He's still not looking? Damn. What do I have to do to get WoWo's attention??? ~ Cleopapsmear

One's "first time" is always a special moment to be treasured forever, and now, thanks to EWH3 Hash Flash Enterprises, that special occasion can be captured forever on film for posterior, I mean, posterity. ~ Bundling Board

Alright you wankers, this is what I call the Houdini Trick. ~ Can't Stop the Semen

I know it's not a laughing matter but I can't get any leverage with these cups in my hand ~ Cum Dumpling

I am pissed. WOWO and Poodle F#cked were my roommates at Cardiff, Wales for the Interhash 2005 and I didn't get any of this kind of action!!! ~ All Lickie No Dickie

Now we know why he wants to name everyone anal jackhammer. ~ Just Jonny

A jealous PIO tries to find comfort at the bottom of his beer. ~ ♣ Shamrock Your Cock

Can't Stop the Semen with:

Feeding tube says afterwards,"now that my golden shower fantasy is done, all that's left is bukake"

DisHonorable Mentions

One word: Watersports ~ Cunning Linguist

Too late, he discovers someone swapped his beer stein with a travel urinal. ~ John K

At weigh-in for the big event, Fuxon pours her sample into the 'Model H3 Urine Tester' under the watchful eye of the officials, to ensure her RA duties are done without the benefit of performance enhancing substances... ~ Lumber Jackoff

Mistakenly, the down-down is administered using Bolo's urine sample. ~ Ranger Dick

One of the only photos showing the super secret ceremony at the Vatican marking the College of Cardinals' recent selection of their new R.A. ~ Bundling Board

Feeding Tube desperately attempts to prevent alcohol abuse... ~ Anal Fission

Only known cure for chicken vindaloo. ~ Rocket Socket

Anonymous with:

RAge

DisHonorable Mentions

SCAB blows up after getting sucker punched by EWH3 RA ~ Pussy In A Haystack

How about a little KY next time..... ~ Paul

What do you mean we need a bus driver to hell? ~SCAB

What do you mean the bus to hell is out of gas!?! ~ Gimme a D!ck

Spontaneously Combusting Apoplectic Baldguy ~ Incredible Edible Shmegg

I am the god of Hellfire! ~ Zipper

Go to heaven for the climate. Come to hell for the company. ~ Ow! Fuck! Electrishitty

OH NO!! I'm turning into A Red River Runs Through It...How did that happen? ~ Lil Red Ride Me Good

Whahh! They ran out of dark beer!!! I want my mommy! ~ Microsoft

"I'm Mister Green Christmas
I'm Mister Sun
I'm Mister Heat Blister
I'm Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!"

~ Muff Diving Lunatic

Pussy In A Haystack with:

You must be at least this tall to ride.

DisHonorable Mentions

I like my man exactly this big ~ Tooth Fairy

I'm squishing your head ~ ♣Shamrock Your Cock

♣Shamrock Your Cock with:

The Navy tries a new approach to recruiting and wins Semen's eBay auction for live advertising space on his face.

Hare P-P-Pi's message is not as effective, however, as the body part she bought gets slightly less public exposure.

DisHonorable Mentions

The EWH3 Hash House Harriers proudly announce the engagement of Mr. Semen on the Pew and Ms. Hare Pppi.

Mr. Pew is an aimless, co-dependant, hasher currently employed "doing something boring for the government." His hobbies include digging foxholes, making bombs, foraging abandoned cities, cleaning and loading machine guns, and laying booby traps - oh yeah - and watching Oprah and Elimi-date. Describing himself in one quote he said, "Heineken Shmeineken F*ck that Sh*t! PABST...BLUE...RIBBON!"

Ms. Ppppi is the self-described "brains behind the operation." [Part of quote edited to protect the innocent]. Her hobbies include buying things from Ebay, and attempting to eat every single flavor of Campbell's soup. And whenever possible - using Mr Pew's head as a canvas for "Sharpie Art."

The couple expects a wedding this fall - on Bourbon Street in New Orleans. No details were provided except to bring Tequila and Scotchgard -in case the vomit gets on ya...~MicroSoft

Microsoft with:

The only way to get 2Lips to hare a trail is to LITERALLY light a fire under his a*s

DisHonorable Mentions

2 Balls in the Burning Bush ~ Tooth Fairy

Little did he know that when he said "I won't come in your mouth" and his girlfriend said "Liar, liar, pants on fire," she really meant it ~ Bundling Board

2Lips nuts roasting on an open fire ~ ♣ Shamrock Your Cock

Maybe if I laugh hard enough, my balls will forget how cold it is and climb out from their hiding place ~ Smooth Groove

Semen on the Pew with:

Please, for the love God, take down that picture of Duck Job!

♣ Webmistress Note: Sure, I'll do anything for the love God.

Microsoft with:

Flashback: George W Bush at the Crawford H3 - circa 1975!

DisHonorable Mentions

Jenna Bush's new boyfriend raises his right hand and SWEARS to do Jager shots until he passes out…
Or
"My new girlfriend - Jenna Bush - told me to come hashing - cuz like you can drink …. and chug … and do stuff…." ~ Microsoft

(Hashers taking the pledge of Allegiance) We Pledge Allegiance to the drink of choice, of the Drunkard Hashers of America, and to the Hash for which it stands, one circle under God, inebriated, with beer and trails for all. ~ Beanoglobin

Suddenly "soccer moms" everywhere prefered to be called "security moms" ~ just Aaron

WHOA DUDE!! I did NOT do your mom. BUT she is a MILF! ~ Tits

Microsoft with:

Monday Sticky Monday patiently waits for the sneeze - wondering if it will be cum or milk that will shoot out of her nose.

DisHonorable Mentions

Lidsay proves to everyone she does swallow ~ Tits

"what do you mean THIS isn't 3 inches?" ~ pay per view

The virgin just Lindsey quitely answer "how big of a dick do you want, and where would you put it?" ~ Just Aaron

Full Metal Balls with:

RA calls for quiet at the Gallaudet H3

DisHonorable Mentions

Another buxom blond celebrates her first crowd surfing “group-feel” at the recent Whitesnake concert. ~ Booksmart Pussydumb

That genie I just sucked out of his bottle rocks, just look at these boobs! ~ Fission

"I sucked THIS MANY c*cks today!" ~ Microsoft

geez, i gotta look at this site more often- that photo of me way down the page from i did a dawg is just scary! who the hell took that??

for sloppy ho with her beloved john kerry button, i vote,

Dude, Dubya is so HOT! ~ Indy

There was much rejoicing as SCAB was finally promoted from Man-Whore to Pimp 3rd class.

DisHonorable Mentions

John Kerry wondered whether his efforts to lose his "straight-laced" image might have gone too far, though the thrill of hooking up with Laura Bush and the twins at the Crawford, Texas Hash would stay with him forever. ~ Bundling Board

I don't know who the chick is on the left but I'd pay to have sex with her. ~ Holy Tit!

Bundling Board with:

Billy Bob and Bubba before and after their appearance on "Extreme Makeover."

DisHonorable Mentions

Look! I can make my marionette give the finger! ~ Free Pussy to Good Home

On the top picture with Just Shanon & Purple Peter Eater "President Bush announces today that same occupation marriages shall be banned while holding up the above picture stating that, "see this is what happens when clowns mate!". It is believed that the Bill will pass uncontested."

for the lower pic:
"Virgins are always advised that its best to let everyone know that you are in fact legal by advertising your age." ~ Nameless

for the upper photo:
"Even Stevie Wonder's lesser known half-brother Stoner could never pass up the chance to 'Rabbit Ear' unsuspecting strangers."

for the lower photo:
"Ya know, there might actually be something to the idea that the guys look better the more beer we drink" ~ Nameless

Zipper with:

Look ma, cum doesn't stain your tongue.

DisHonorable Mentions

Opening my mouth this far may say that i can deepthroat a good 9 inches, but its the mixed drink and cigarette that really say i am cool.

Winner of the 2004 luckiest black man award.

If that cigarette was any closer to my dick i would've bitch slapped the both of you.

Only YOU can prevent date rape. ~ Brian Warner

Now show the nice cameraman you swallowed ALL of it.

Our resident hash pimp has them trained to offer services right as you walk up…~ Microsoft

Unknown with:

"Here's to all the cock we've sucked!"

Just Jon Leggett with:

Once again, the infamous "check it out, my dick's a corona, wanna suck on it?" line fails to impress...

DisHonorable Mentions

Could I BE any happier? What do you think dumb ass? ~ Garrett aka Tits<

Steven Koenig with:

And that moment, as wave after wave of pleasure pulsated through his body, he vowed to the heavens that he would never Hash with anyone but the Men's Hash again.

DisHonorable Mentions

It's two dudes f*cking. What do you need a caption for? ~ Monday Sticky Monday

As all the Hash babes have come to EWH3, White House hashers have resorted to the next best thing! ~ Bolo

"Give me a ride boy!" Bill McKinney - Deliverance ~ Gimme a D!ck

"I'm a Lumber Jack and I'm OK!.... " ~ PSA

Summer's Eve with:

Although marketing went very well, the Network just HAD to pull the plug on
their new pilot, 'The Beerstein Bears Go Muff Diving'.

DisHonorable Mentions

A bear in hand is worth two in the bush. ~ Just Trent

Breaking News! The adult book publishers of america just released their newest spoof of Dr. Suess's all time favorite "Cat in the Hat" entitled "Bear in the Box". Get your signed edition at EWH3.com ~ Bolo

Hold On To My Ears, I Don't Know What I'm Doing with:

Actually you drunken bitch, the point of muscial chairs is to find your own damn seat.....

DisHonorable Mentions

Check out my new STICK blow-up doll. ~ Richie Cum-in-hand

"If you pull the string 'Wino Barbie' will actually pass out and start drooling on herself"  ~REV

if you don't mind telling... how did one WebMaster get a hold of that picture? ~ Stick

HOT CHICKS SEATING ONLY!!!!!! ~ Unknown

I don't think I'm wearing panties.. ~ Jingle Jizz

Look at those hot babes!  OR Those chicks look like a lot of fun, I wanna hang out with them!! OR Damn, how do I get to play that game? OR Those chicks are HOT!!!!! ~ Stick

She may have a little leak, but she's still in pretty good shape for a slightly-used love doll. ~ All Hands On Dick

Ruined It For Daddy with:

If you are drowning I can throw you these flotation devices.

and

Bundling Board with:

Who care if they're real? In the event of a water landing, I may be the only fuckin' survivor.

and

Someone who shall remain nameless with:

"Now let's all sing it together....do your boobs hang low? do they wobble to and fro? can you tie 'em in a knot? can you tie 'em in a bow? can you throw 'em over your shoulder like a continental soldier? do your boobs.... hang...LOW?"

DisHonorable Mentions

I'm pretty sure I was thinking... "nice rack!" ~ 2Short2Phlop

"Um, excuse me, I'm gonna need a lot more than this teeny cup water to be in
the wet T-shirt contest" ~ DuckJob

"I wish these were brains" ~ DuckJob

"Two great tits between a bunch of boobs" ~
Overexposed, Reading H3

"It's because mine say inflate to 30 lbs, hers only go to 15..." ~ Just Steve

"Let's see... my left tit hangs down to my right tit... Is that how it goes?" ~ Monday Sticky Monday

"Anyone want a milk mustache?" ~ Just Trey

SG demonstrates that by pressing on her left tit, her right tit grows larger. ~ All Lickie No Dickie

Nobody with:

Being a military man, Semen on the Pew always believed in the value of starting with training aids.

DisHonorable Mentions

Alright, but this is the last cup of cum I'm ever going to drink. ~ Perestroker

Mmmm... this beer definitely tastes better than that goat! ~ Whistles While He Wanks

NO NO NO, this is what I meant by "rim job!" ~ Kid Girl

Semen on the Pew found a way to get rimmed while his ass is elsewhere. ~ Sucks cock for crack

Oh my, Semen, your vessel is so big and hard. Now turn it over, so I can lick your rim. ~ 2short2phlop

It wasn't until the ending circle, that the Hares realized they "may" have had one too many shot checks on trail.~ Summer's Eve

Another glass of yellow toe mold! No thanks,
*retch*, I couldn't. ~ Just Severin

Desperately trying to wash her tongue after that rim job to Jizzly Adams this hasher wonders why MisManagement ran out of beer again!! ~ Don't Ask Don't Tell Her!!

See, Girls! Giving a Rim Job is not so bad... Just close your eyes and pretend its candy! ~ EgoTesticle

Bow-Chicka Bow-Borwwww with:

Mommy, how did you and Daddy meet?

Image Removed to protect the guilty.

DisHonorable Mentions

The Key West KMart attempts to counter the local WalMart with it's own style of Greeters.

Hey baby, nice BOA. I have something you can CONSTRICT.

Just Severin with:

In case of emergency fellatio, break glass.

DisHonorable Mentions
After her mishap is caught on film, Runway says: "Ouch!!! OKay... who closed the sliding glass door?" ~ Lumber Jack-Off

no Runway, they don't really *mean* blow...
~ Stick Your Finger In It

Lockjaw is a serious problem in this country. Please donate to the National BJ Foundation so that we can educate today's young adults and the inexperienced. You too can make a difference. ~ just Trey

Runway Snatch prepares for safe oral sex. ~ Sucks Cock For Crack

Running into a glass door, Runway Snatch proves once again why it is not
prudent to walk and offer blowjobs at the same time. ~ All Lickie No Dickie

Bundling Board with:

No, Dick Head, it's guys with big FEET.

DisHonorable Mentions

Wow. I bet that DOES impress the guys. ~ RUN?

So... let me get this straight. After I get down on my knees you want me to do what?
~ Jiggles Lo (or J. Lo)

Fine! You play dentist now, but then I get to play nurse. ~ Sucks Cock For Crack

She was not impressed with the tale..... deep down she knew that as girth goes,
she'd accomplished much more....... ~ WoWo

Jesus Tap-dancing Christ! What is supposed to be funny about this picture? ~ Bow-Chicka Bow-Bow

"I once sux'd a dick, this big…see." ~ Oral Sex Has Advantages (OSHA)

"Boobs, he DID give me TMJ. Can't you hear the cracking?" ~2short2phlop

3-2-1: "So um…do you like anal?"
US Boobs: "Use your manners boy! Do you like anal MA'AM!!!!" ~ MircoSoft

"This is how I do it and I've never received any complaints!" ~ Raise My Titanic

USBoobs to 321F*ckOff ...
"Say ahhhh ...yes, yes, very nice cum stained teeth" ~ Put's It Out (or is it Put It Out or is it Sucks My Dick or Suck My Dick?)

U.S. Boobs: So you're saying you CAN lick your own balls -- but your mouth isn't big enough to give yourself a blow job?
~ U.S. bOObs & Oral Report

Don't Ask Don't tell her!! with:

WOWO after the last WH3 sleep over camping trip.

DisHonorable Mention
Team McDonald's enters the I-Did-A-Dawg.
~ Lumber Jack-Off

See kids? Drunk, homeless, dressed in a clown suit...he used to be a hasher you know. ~ Special Head Kid

Head First (figures) with:

Wanna see who else I can do with this tongue?

DisHonorable Mention
"Tissues! ...Tissues? ...I Don Nee' No Stinkin' Tissues!"

US bOObs & Oral Report with:

Baw-Chicka-Baw-Baw with:

No, no. I said how long HAVE YOU BEEN a member.

DisHonorable Mention
Everybody who mentioned something about the size of 2Lips dick.

Holy Tit! with:

Hey anybody know what this circle means?

Butt Plug with:

What'd you say about the Green Bay Packers???

Nobody with:

Poster shot from the Beer Bitch Project.

Perestroker with

Confusing "I-Did-A-Dawg" with "I-Did-A-Frog", these hashers give their best
portrayal of frog fucking.

DisHonorable Mention
A drinking club with a leap-frog problem!

Just Tits with:

With great pain, another vigin is sacrificed!

DisHonorable Mention
If read in my boy scout manual that if you build up enough friction you can light a torch with your wick...

Many different hashers with:

Proving once again, that she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.