• EWH3 Hash Trash #1036: The Unst Unst Unst Part Deux: The November Sessions!

    When: 6:45 PM Thursday November 16th, 2017. Pack away at 7:15!

    Where: Virginia Highlands Park, 1600 S Hayes St, Arlington, VA 22202

    Virgins: Hannah, Claire, Eric, Christina, Lauren, Erin

    Visitors: Short Handjob

    Hares: Atari 6900!, Mouthful of Clam, Chicks Ahoy!, Shart Shorts, Anne Stank, Bow Chicka Bow Bow

    On After: Champs

    “In the late 1950s in London, England the term ‘rave’ was used to describe the ‘wild bohemian parties’ of the Soho beatnik set. In 1958, Buddy Holly recorded the hit ‘Rave On,’ citing the madness and frenzy of a feeling and the desire for it never to end. The word ‘rave’ was later used in the burgeoning mod youth culture of the early 1960s as the way to describe any wild party in general. People who were gregarious party animals were described as ‘ravers’.” Hey, that’s us! Let’s take a look at some of the wild antics of a gregarious group of Wankers on a windy Autumn night.

    Violations:

    Pinnochi-Ho took an elevator up seven stories to beer check, proving that the only he’s going to get it up is with the help of a machine!

    Speaking of beer check, The Hares were violated for placing the pack at such a windswept location. What started as the unst unst unst trail ended as the March of the Penguins!

    Old timer, Tuck Tuck Deuce, asked this author “how are the young ones going to learn unless they’re shamed, publicly?” Easy, by shaming the old ones, publicly!

    Spit n Spin was spotted grabbing asses on trail. Who does she think she is, GHWB!?

    And finally, the founder of the feast, Atari 6900. What can I say about our indefatigable Brewmeither on his birthiest of days? Is it that I appreciate his dedication to the Hash? Or that he’s one of the few to understand my obscure references, of which I am grateful? Had to take the high road here and say that the only that the only way he was getting laid on his birthday was if he did it himself.

    No Naming.

    On-unst unst unst unst-On

    Wait Wait, Don’t Fuck Me

OLD TRASH