SHITTY Trail (Mickey Mouse Club Song)

(SHITTY, GHETTO, BORING all have six letters!)
S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L
Shitty trail (it sucks)
Shitty trail (it blew!)
You motherfuckers laid a shitty trail
I would rather suck a cock/drink a beer
Than run a shitty trail
S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L

 

And the Hares

And the hares (and the hares)
And the hares (and the hares)
And the hairs on her dicky-di-do hung down to her knee
One black one, One white one
And one with a little shite on
And one with a little light on
To show us the way
And the hares (and the hares)
And the hares (and the hares)
And the hairs on her dicky-di-do hung down to her knee

 

Like a Hare (Like a Prayer)

(soloist)
This trail’s a mystery
I find I’m all alone
Am I an FRB? I just wanna go home
When you call R-U?
It’s like a little prayer
I’m down on my knees
Is that a hash mark there?
Just like a hare, this trail won’t take me there
Just like a hare this trail this trail won’t take me there…