SHITTY Trail (Mickey Mouse Club Song)

(SHITTY, GHETTO, BORING all have six letters!)

S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L

Shitty trail (it sucks)

Shitty trail (it blew!)

You motherfuckers laid a shitty trail

I would rather suck a cock/drink a beer

Than run a shitty trail

S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L

And the Hares

And the hares (and the hares)

And the hairs on her dicky-di-do hung down to her knee

One black one, One white one

And one with a little shite on

And one with a little light on

To show us the way

And the hares (and the hares)

And the hairs on her dicky-di-do hung down to her knee

(soloist)

This trail’s a mystery

I find I’m all alone

Am I an FRB? I just wanna go home

When you call R-U?

It’s like a little prayer

I’m down on my knees

Is that a hash mark there?

Just like a hare, this trail won’t take me there

Just like a hare this trail this trail won’t take me there…