You’re StupidYou’re stupid You’re stupid You’re really fucking dumb If it wasn’t for your mother You’d be a stain of cum
Down Your Beer (Row Your Boat)Down down down your beer Tip it for your crime Don’t complain about the taste There’s no sperm this time
One Step from Heaving (Hooked on a Feeling)(can I get an uga-chaka?) I can’t stop this feeling Deep inside of me This beer has got me reeling And I’ve gotta pee When you call me In the circle round Violate me Drink it down down down I…’m one step from heaving!
Get Back in the KitchenThank god you finally shut up You’re always fucking bitching So drink your beer Get out of here And get back in the kitchen!
Brother Hasher (Ach Du Lieber Augustine)Here’s to brother hasher, brother hasher, brother hasher Here’s to brother hasher may he chug-a-lug He’s happy, he’s jolly, he’s fucked up by golly Here’s to brother hasher may he chug a lug So drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker Here’s to brother hasher may he chugalug.
Donnie the Retard (Frosty the Snowman)Donnie the retard Had an eight-pound watermelon head He was five foot three and he said to me “Hi, I’m Donnie!”
They’re the MeanestThey’re the meanest They suck the horse’s penis (hey!) They’re the meanest They’re the horse’s ass Ever since they found it (hey!) All they did was pound it (hey!) They’re the meanest They’re the horse’s ass SO drink chugalug chugalug chugalug chugalug They’re the meanest they’re the horse’s ass!
It’s a Small Dick After All (Small World)Well it’s not too long and it’s not too thick It stays soft too long and it comes too quick It gets lost in her twat But it’s all that he’s got It’s a small, small dick… It’s a small dick after all, It’s a small dick after all, It’s a small dick after all, It’s a small, small dick.
Why Were They Born So BeautifulWhy were they born so beautiful Why were they born at all They’re no fucking use to anyone They’re no fucking use at all They ought to be publicly pissed on They ought to be publicly shot (bang bang!) They ought to be tied to a urinal To lie there and fester and rot…
Roll Back My Foreskin (My Bonnie )My oneskin hangs down to my twoskin My twoskin hangs down to my three My threeskin hangs down to my foreskin My foreskin hangs down to my knee Roll back, Roll back, Roll back my foreskin for me for me Roll back, Roll back, Roll back my foreskin for me.
Her Left Tit (My Bonnie)Her left tit hangs down to her right tit Her right tit hangs down to her knee If her left tit did equal her right tit She’d get lots of weenie from me
Dinah Won’t You Blow MeDinah won’t you blow me Dinah won’t you blow me Dinah won’t you blow my horn Someone’s in my sister’s vagina Someone’s in my sister I know Someone’s in my sister’s vagina Pumping like a dynamo
All Queers TogetherWell they’re all queers together That’s why they go round in pairs Yes they’re all queers together Watch them as they go upstairs
She’s a HarrietteOh, the nipple on her tit is as big as my thumb, And the wiggle of her ass would make a dead man come, She’s a mean motherfucker, she’s a great cocksucker, She’s a Harriette
Incest Time in TexasWhen it’s incest time in Texas There’s no cunt to be found (alt: Your sister can’t be found) Your mother’s in the outhouse, her panties halfway down No time for masturbation, no time to beat your meat When it’s incest time in Texas motherfucking can’t be beat
Sally in the AlleySally in the alley, sifting cinders Lifted up her leg and farted like a man Wind from her ass blew out six windows The cheeks on her ass went BLAM BLAM BLAM
Nellie DarlingYour asshole’s like a stovepipe Nellie darling And the nipples on your tits are turning green There’s a thousand flies a-swarming round your pussy It’s the nastiest looking thing I’ve ever seen
Hot VaginaHot vagina for your breakfast Hot vagina for your lunch Hot vagina for your dinner Just munch munch munch munch munch It’s so tasty and delicious Bite size ready to eat So grab your chick Give her a lick Hot vagina can’t be beat!
Love and Incest (Love and Marriage)Love and incest, love and incest Go together like a tongue and Mom’s breast Listen to your mother And go suck off your baby brother
D-N-A (Y-M-C-A)Young girl, love it when you go down I said young girl, put your knees on the ground Young girl, make your lips full and round Oh you make me so happy Young girl, your dress is so blue I said young girl, wanna spray it with spooge So just lay there And I’ll try to be kind If it gets in your eye you’re blind Squirt-Squirt-Squirt-Squirt I want to spray you with my D-N-A I want to spray you with my D-N-A Just a present of mine I give to all of the girls I hope you like to wear pearls…
Get it Up (Bonanza Theme)Get it up get it in get it out Now here’s some cab fare It was great but now it’s late Time for you to go I shot my load now hit the road Don’t call me I’ll call you Get it up get it in get it out Now here’s some cab fare It was great but now it’s late Time for you to go
My Name is JackMy name is Jack (na ne na ne na ne na) I’m a necrophiliac (na ne na ne na ne na) I fuck dead women (na ne na ne na ne na) And I fill ‘em full of jism (na ne na ne na ne na) But I get frustrated (na ne na ne na ne na) When they get cremated (na ne na ne na ne na) Because try as I must (na ne na ne na ne na) I CANT FUCK DUST
Asshole, AssholeAsshole, asshole, a soldier I will be, Two piss, two piss, two pistols on my knee, For cunt, for cunt, for country and for free, Asshole asshole asshole asshole a soldier I will be.
Love Me TenderLove me tender Love me sweet Wrap your lips around my meat Watch me shiver, watch me grin As the cum runs down down down down…
My Own Worst EnemyPlease tell me why I hashed with all these wankers (last night) And I’ve got womens’ clothes on I’m with a girl I don’t know And she’s going down down down down
Whip it Out At the Ball GameWhip it out at the ball game Wave it round at the crowd Dip it in peanuts & crackerjacks I don’t care if you give it a whack Cause’ it’s beat your meat at the ball game If you don’t cum it’s a shame Cause it’s one, two and you’re covered in goo At the old, ball game
I Masturbated (I Wanna Be Sedated)Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go, So I masturbated Nothin’ to do not even a ho So I masturbated Give me a box of kleenex And some Vaseline Hurry hurry hurry I gotta pull my ween I can’t control my fingers, I can’t control my load Oh no oh no oh no Down down down down, down down down down down, I masturbated
Adams Family ThemeTheir running is convulsive, Their drinking is compulsive They’re morally repulsive,
The Hash House HarriersDown down down down *snap snap* Down down down down *snap snap* Down down down down, down down down down, down down down down *snap snap* The Hash House Harriers Down down down down *snap snap* Down down down down *snap snap* Down down down down, down down down down, down down down down *snap snap*
Little Sex Pot (Little Tea Pot)She’s a little sex pot, short and squat Those are her handles, there’s her g-spot When she gets all felt up she will shout “Bend me over and eat me out”
Big Vagina (Ring of Fire)I fell in to a gapin’ huge vagina I fell down, down, down, all the way to China And it burns burns burns That big vagina That big vagina
Hi HoHi ho! Hi ho! It’s off to the burlesque show, We’ll sit up front, To see their cunts, Hi ho! Hi ho! Hi ho! Hi Ho!
Long Time No See-ersWhere, oh where, were you last week Why did you make us hash all alone? You fat lazy bastards you weren’t even here We fucked all the women, and drank all the beer
Little BirdThere was a little bird, no bigger than a turd, sitting on a telephone pole It ruffled up its neck, and shat about a peck, he puckered up his little asshole Asshole, asshole, asshole, you’re nothing but a little asshole
Meet the Hashers (Flintstones Theme)Hashers, meet the hashers, we’re the biggest drunks in history, From the, town of DC, we’re the leaders in debauchery. Half-minds, trailing shiggy through the years, Watch us, as we down a lot of beers, Down down, down down down down, down down down down down down down down, Down down down down down, down down down down down down!
More Beer (Amazing Grace)An ice cold beer How sweet it sounds. To save a drunk like me (stop, drink a beer, catch your breath and resume) I finished 1, but I’m not done, More beer, more beer, more beer
Give it a Blow (Let it Snow)Oh the weather outside is frightful But my cock is so delightful And if you want to see it grow Give it a blow give it a blow give it a blow