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The 3rd Annual Where is Everybody Beach Weekend (WIEEEEEEE)

Friday, March 9 – Sunday, March, 11 | 2012

 

 **Just announced** Stankpussy has been awarded the 2012 Wie Weekend Scholarship by the Gispert Memorial Scholarship Committee. Read his winning essay HERE!

 

Where: Castle In the Sands Hotel, Ocean City, MD

  • For one low low price you will get:

  • Hotel Room for 2 nights

  • All the beer you can handle

  • 3 trails including EWH3′s 700th Run!!!

  • The infamous bonfire on the beach

  • Saturday night pub crawl (pay as you go, but when beers are $2 each…)
Cost Per Person*

$99/person – Quadruple Occupancy**

$145/person – Double Occupancy**

$235/person – Single Occupancy**

*if you pay online we add a service fee of 2.75%
**we may need to pass the hat for beer on Sunday
 

REGISTER ONLINE NOW! | Old Schoolers Can Download the Paper Version Here

Who is Cumming?
Ass Ogre Honey Nut Queerios RU-469
Aunt Vagina’s Maple Syrup Hungry Hungry Homo Small Wonder
Bad Ditch Jerk Off the Jew Snatch Shot
Big Bang Just Harper Spinal Tap
Bless Me Father for I Have Rimmed Legs Over Easy St. Paulie’s Girl
Breathless Lick Stick Tit-ka-Boob
Colliteral Damage Load Packer Uno Dos Tres LIFTOFF
Dial F Miss Me Gag Me WoWo
Don’t Ask, Don’t Smell Possession of Swollen Goods Wreathe Around
Dr. Too Little Premature Ejaculator Yes Sir, yes She’s Fat
Golden Showers Put It Out Yule Log
Haystack Rear Protien Injection
Hey Boy, You’re Next Red River

EWH3 Mug

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