• EWH3 #697: Would You Still Be My friend If I Wore This Trail, Thursday, February 23, 2012

    EWH3 #697: Would You Still Be My friend If I Wore This Trail, Thursday, February 23, 2012

    Where: Judiciary Square Metro

    When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, February 23, 2012. Pack away at 7:15ish.

    Hares: Connect Whore, Faker Oats, Laying Mantis, Just Patricia, Quaker Throats and Yule Log

    Misc: A to A(ish -On after is closer to Union Station metro, but still only a few blocks from Judiciary Square). Trail is Dog Friendly, shiggy-light aka urban like whoa, and short, flat, and boring (like your sister). Bring a headlamp, a change of clothes, and your mug (or buy one from our Haberdasher!!!)

    Also, we will have extra headlamps for sale if you are in need – only $10!!!

    OnOnOn:
    The Dubliner
    520 N Capitol St NW
    Washington, DC 20001
    (202) 737-3773

    http://dublinerdc.com/

    Specials: $5 for 20 Oz. Heinekens (Shmeineken eff that Sh** Pabst Blue Ribbooooooon!!)

  • EWH3 #696: The Yea We Can Drink Again Trail, Thursday, February 16, 2012 (Yes prohibition ended exactly 69 years ago...ish)

    EWH3 #696: The Yea We Can Drink Again Trail, Thursday, February 16, 2012 (Yes prohibition ended exactly 69 years ago…ish)

    Where: Van Ness Metro (Start) and Tenleytown Metro (End) Both are on the Red Line

    When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, February 16, 2012. Pack away at 7:15ish.

    Hares: PutItOut, VirginQueen, General’sFarmAnimal, and the Ga-robots (voice inflexion intended) aka HomoAriagato and Mr.Robutt-o

    Misc: A (Van Ness) to Z (Tenleytown). A bit of a longer one with two BC’s (don’t worry this is no ballbuster and there will be a Turkey/Eagle), a live walker’s trail, probably some good shiggy, dawg-friendly except for the fact that it is an A to Z trail, and most likely wet – no not because of that you sick-o, because its supposed to rain harder than T-pain at a strip club! Definitely bring flashlights, rain gear, and a change of clothes – let’s not make the bar even half as smelly as we did to DC9 a few weeks back. That was gross.

    Also, Bless Me Father for I Have Rimmed will have extra headlamps for sale if you are in need – only $10!!!

    OnOnOn:
    Public Bar Tenleytown
    4611 41st St NW,
    Washington, DC 20016
    202-237-1783
    http://publicbardc.com/tenley/about.php

    Specials:
    $3 Star Hill Loves (For you Lovers), $2 PBRs (For you Hipsters) and $5 apps (For you Fatties and Diabetics). Kitchen open until 11, last train inbound from Tenleytown @11:52 PM.

  • EWH3 #695: The First Anal EWH3 Gispert Memorial Hash, Thursday, February 9, 2012

    EWH3 #695: The First (I think) Anal EWH3 Gispert Memorial Hash, Thursday, February 9, 2012

    Where: Clarendon Metro (Orange Line)

    When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, February 9, 2012. Pack away at 7:15ish.

    Hares: My Lil’ Pony, Dildo Shaggins, Osama bin (was) Hashing, and Tony Panda

    Misc: A to A. (Pay attention to the shape of trail if you have a GPS or really really good sense of direction – the hares worked extra hard at it) Dog Friendly, Flashlights, and a change of Clothes – seriously bring a change of close, no matter what your mom says you truly do smell! (Also, Bless Me Father for I Have Rimmed will have extra headlamps for sale if you are in need – only $10!!!)

    OnOnOn:
    Hard Times (Clarendon Metro)
    3028 Wilson Blvd.
    Arlington, VA 22201
    (703) 528-2233

    http://www.hardtimes.com/location/detail.aspx?LocationId=3

    Specials:
    $5 BIG Mug Domestics (Includes Yuengling and Hard Times Lager) and 1/2 Priced Boneless Buffalo wings AND the best vegetarian chili in the DC area. (It’s Meat-free-DC week)

  • EWH3 #694: The Procrastination Hash, Thursday, February 2, 2012

    EWH3 #694: The Procrastination Hash, Thursday, February 2, 2012

    Where: Mt. Vernon Square/Convention Center Metro (Green/Yellow Line)

    When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, February 2, 2012. Pack away at 7:15ish.

    Hares: Compost Pile (hey that’s me), Whiskey Bidness, Wank like an Egyptian, Prep Oh, Yule Log, Miss Me-gag-me, and Don’t Ask Don’t Smell.

    Misc: A to Z. Dog Friendly, shiggy un-friendly (wah wah waaaaaaahhh) as we’re in the center of town. Also, bring nightvision googles or flashlights and probably a change of clothes since it goin’ git wet (that’s what she said) aka rain is in the forecast.

    OnOnOn:
    DC9 (U Street/Cardozo Metro)
    1940 9th Street NW
    Washington, DC 20001
    (202) 483-5000

    http://www.dcnine.com/

  • EWH3 #693: The Old Man Hater Trail - Thursday, January 26, 2012

    EWH3 #692: The Old Man Hater Trail – Thursday, January 26, 2012

    Where: Pentagon City Metro (Blue/Ywllow Line – Corner of S. Fern and 12th Street)

    When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, January 26, 2012. Pack away at 7:15ish.

    Hares: Can’t Find Pussy In A Haystack, Tumble Cry, Just Zarina, Just Harper, Pinnochi-HO and a Mystery Hare (Scandolous)

    Misc: A to A+. Dog Friendly, Stroller-unfriendly (like a condom)

    OnOnOn: (Closer to Crystal Sh**ty Metro)
    Freddie’s (Fab-u-lous) Beach Bar
    555 South 23rd Street
    Crystal City, VA (YES honey, VIRGINIA) 22202
    (703) 685-0555

    http://www.freddiesbeachbar.com/

    Specials: It’s Freddie’s, that’s spay-shul enough, ‘muff said… they will have a frozen shirt competition…(and hopefully karaoke unless our hares messed that up too)

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