• EWH3 #1018: The Hasher-Con Trail!- 6:45 PM Thursday, July 20 – Navy Yard-Ballpark Metro (Green Line)

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    While the pop culture junkies, comic book geeks, and cosplay enthusiasts, are kicking off Comic-Con this weekend, we know that DC is a true den of nerdom. Favorite costumes, vintage T-shirts, and prized collectibles are encouraged. Just don’t leave anything on trail, or you’ll be paying big bucks on eBay to get them back!

    When: 6:45 PM on Thursday, July 20, 2017. Pack away at 7:15!

    Where: Navy Yard-Ballpark Metro (Green line) — follow marks to start!

    Hares: Mambo # Hives, Around the World in 80 Lays, Rosetta Bone, Stain Gretzky, Just Marta

    Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Both are dog friendly, stroller OK for walkers. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

    Last trains out of Navy Yard-Ballpark:

    Branch Ave – 11:48 PM
    Greenbelt – 11:22 PM

    On After:
    Bardo Brewing
    25 Potomac Ave SE

    Specials: Actual quote from the bar, “We price the pitchers so that they are the deal!” So drink up.

  • EWH3 Trail #1016 – Christmas in July Trail! – 6:45 pm Thursday, July 13th – Union Station (Red Line)

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    HO HO HO Wankers! Have you been good little hashers and harriettes this summer? If you’re nice, Santa Gretzky will bring you lots of presents of beer and shots. If you’re naughty, you can be certain there will be coal in your shiggy stocking. Join me and my trusty band of helpful elves on a Christmas-y romp to the North(east) Pole! There’s sure to be a few reindeer games, and we are also celebrating the hashy birthday of two of my elves, the hashy unbirthday of another elf and also Jesus. So bust out your fur trimmed finest, your sparkliest lights, your roundest Christmas tree balls and get ready to bring frozen festivities to a DC summer.

    When6:45 PMThursday July 13th, 2017. Pack away at 7:15!

    Where: Union Station.  Follow marks to start in Columbus Circle!

    Hares: Stain Gretzky, Nobody Puts Gayby in a Corner, I Can Open Your Thighs, Too Easy, Pinnochi-ho, and Cheech & Dong

    Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B.  No PI or shiggy, but beware of sleigh traffic on H Street. There are some stairs on trail.  It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

    Last trains out of NoMa-Gallaudet U:
    Glenmont – 11:44 PM

    Shady Grove – 11:26 PM

    On After: Wunder Garten, 1101 First St NE, Washington, DC 20002

    Well-behaved dogs on a leash & babies ok.

    Specials: They are staying open TWO extra hours for us!  Make sure you tip well so we are welcome back. 🙂

     

  • EWH3 #1015: The Red White and Blue Jello Shots Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, July 6th – Courthouse Metro (Orange/Silver Line)

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    Don’t put your spangled shorts and bannered bras away yet! Join us for a patriotic romp in Arlington full of shots and trails!

    When: 6:45 PM Thursday June 22nd, 2017. Pack away at 7:15!

    Where: Courthouse Metro – follow marks to start!

    Hares: All Flash No Drive, Seizure’s Phallus, Nobody Puts Gayby in a Corner, Head Injury, Rear Protein Injection, and Geriatric Mandering!

    Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B, Runner’s Trail is not dog-friendly or stroller-friendly. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

    On After: Continental Pool Lounge

    1911 N Fort Myer Dr.

    Arlington, VA 22209

    Specials: Pffft.

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