• EWH3 #1009: Dr. Whoreable Cum-A-Long Trail – 6:45 PM Thursday, May 25th- L’Enfant (Blue/Orange/Silver)

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     Break out your skirts and Kilts this week you wankers and finally celebrate the warm air flowing against your thighs as we venture out to the Columbia Heights area!

    Is the world a mess? You bet your ass it is! Do you just need to rule it? Of course you… Oh look! Alcohol!

    While more dedicated villains hatch their nefarious plots, the wankers of the world will unite for an evening of dirty ditties and diabolical drinks on a mad science trail around this festering political swamp. There will be songs. There will be lab coats. Some lucky duck may walk away with the keys to a shiny new Australia.*

    *offer not actually valid anywhere, MWAHAHAHA.

     

    When: 6:45 PM Thursday May 25th. Pack away at 7:15!

    Where: L’Enfant Metro — proceed directly to the evil lair (Hancock Park near Maryland & 7th)

    Hares: Dr. Whoreable (Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer), Peenie (Keebler Shelf), Captain Hammered (Sphincter Shy), Bad Whorse (Whoregon Trail ), Bad Whorse Groupie (You Sucked My Battledick), Moist (Atari 6900!)

    Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B, and will be a dog-friendly stroller-friendly pavement pounder. Pack smartly and bring your freeze/death-rays,  a cranium lamp & mug!  Be smart, have fun.

     

    Last trains out :
    Union Station Metro:

    Glenmont        12:11 AM

    Red Line Shady Grove    11:59 PM

     

    Gallery Place Metro:

    Branch Ave        11:55 PM

    Glenmont        12:08 AM

    Greenbelt        12:16 AM

    Huntington        11:57 PM

    Shady Grove        12:02 AM

    Metro Alerts and Advisories

     

    On After: Kelly’s Irish Times

    Specials:  $3.50 Natty Bohs, $4 PBRs, and $5 DC Brau.  Also This Song is Special

  • EWH3 #1008: Kilts and Skirts Trail! 6:45 PM! May 18! Columbia Heights (Green and Yellow Line)

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    Break out your skirts and Kilts this week you wankers and finally celebrate the warm air flowing against your thighs as we venture out to the Columbia Heights area!

    When6:45 PM Thursday May 18th. Pack away at 7:15!
    Where: Columbia Heights Metro (Yellow/Green), then 2 blocks North to the Columbia Heights Plaza/ Fountain area, look for runners.
    Hares: Dial F, Gaybelline, Chicken Soup for the Teenage Hole and a mystery hare.
    Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A~.  Trails are dog & tough stroller friendly. It should be a very warm and clear night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp, mug and wear a Kilt or a skirt! Be smart, have fun.
    Last trains out of Columbia Heights Metro: I don’t have it for you. Thank god you know how to use Google. You know how to google right?
    On After:
    Red Derby
    Specials: You’re super special. Be there.
  • EWH3 #1007: The Charming Old Bastards Trail 6:45 PM Thursday May 11 (Yellow Line!)

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    Trail this week is brought to you by hares who are too busy screwing and drinking to write you up a witty trail description. But who cares? Come out Thursday for a (maybe) gorgeous night! (Maybe) You’ll get laid!
     
    Start:  Eisenhower Ave Metro .. follow flour to start
    Hares:  CantFindPussyInAHaystack, CumDumpling, GeneralsFarmAnimal and PutItOut
    Miscellaneous Crap You Probably Wont Read:  Fun short live wet trail through the hills and dales of Lower Alexandria.  Runners will NEED a flashlight and WILL get wet .. bring dry stuff.  Those goofy looking shiggy socks probably a good idea, too.
    Prelube:  The hares will be steadying their nerves at Teds Montana Grill pre-trail.  Happy hour is 4-7.
    On-On-On:  San Antonio Bar & Grill 200 Swamp Fox Rd.  They’re staying open late with happy hour prices for us.
    Last inbound metro: 11:35PM;  last inbound Uber 3:30AM.

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