On Thursday May 13, the CDC released updated guidance for fully vaccinated individuals. On Monday May 17, the DC Mayor’s office responded by updating local regulations. As always, Everyday is Wednesday considers the safety and well-being of our community a priority, trusting in the most up-to-date guidance from experts to guide this endeavor. As such, we are happy to announce updated policies, effective immediately. Please review these policies prior to registering for trail.
EWH3 #1295: The Schitty Trail Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, May 19, 2022 – Gallery Place (Red, Yellow, Green Line)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
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Do you love running?
Do you love drinking?
Wait, we meant beer not necessarily vodka… but in any event, come run a Schitty Trail on Thursday!
Be you a Moira,
An Alexis
A David
Or your own special schitty someone, come on out to Gallery Place and get ready to run the Schittiest Trail of the year!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 19, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Gallery Place, exit towards Portrait Gallery
Nearest Capital Bike Share: F & 7th NW
Hares: Colliteral Damage, Son What the F*ck, General Tso’s Dickens, Stain Gretzky
Trail Details:
– Runners: ~2mi. first half / ~2 mi. second half
– Walkers: ~1 first half / ~1 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69 (city shiggy)
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Gallery Place (Green/Yellow)
Last Trains Out:
Green Line Branch Ave – 11:52 PM
Red Line Glenmont – 12:08 AM
Green Line Greenbelt – 12:20 AM
Yellow Line Greenbelt – 11:50 PM
Yellow Line Huntington – 11:55 PM
Red Line Shady Grove – 12:02 AM
On After*: 618 Cocktail & Whiskey Bar https://www.bar618.com/ If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.
Specials: Waiting on discounts, but we have the roof!
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events!
Hab of the Week!
Purchase this week’s hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get ’em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!
Give Back to the Hash!
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!
EWH3 #1294: The Thursday Is A Hashing Day Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, May 12, 2022 – Eastern Market Metro (Orange/Blue/Silver)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
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“Due to circumstances beyond Gispert’s control, this week’s trail has been modified to the “Thursday is A Hashing Day Trail”! Start is still at Eastern Market, but will begin by the metro and the on-after will be Atlas Brew Works! Hope to see everyone there!”
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 12, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Eastern Market metro, follow marks to start
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Eastern Market Metro / Pennsylvania Ave & 8th St SE
Hares: Colliteral Damage, Boom Goes the Vaginamite, Sir, Captain Hooker, Sir!, GeriatricMandering, and Dingle All the Way
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.3 mi. first half / 2.1 mi. second half
– Walkers: 0.9 first half / 1 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Pack a vessel, pack extra water. Weather is super unpredictable this time of year, so layers. Also BVC with the downtown traffic.
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z (0.7 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Navy Yard – Green/Yellow
Last Trains Out:
Branch Ave 12:17 AM
Greenbelt 11:52 PM
On After*: Atlas Brew Works. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.
Specials: You’re Special
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events!
Hab of the Week!
Purchase this week’s hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get ’em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!
Give Back to the Hash!
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!
EWH3 #1293: The Mexican Star Wars Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, May 5, 2022 – Benning Road Metro (Blue and Silver Line)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
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A long time ago, in a country…. Well, not so far away, a ragtag band of fighters, outnumbered and outgunned, defeated a far superior force from the Empire *ahem* of um.. Napoleon III, on Cinco de Mayo!
Which is the day right after… May the 4th (be with you!) Coincidence? Not anymore!
Unclear to this hasher why Cinco de Mayo and May the 4th haven’t previously been combined into some hot salsariffic Jedi Sith action before, but we can remedy this obvious lacking in the galaxy.
It’s not JUST about Diego Luna.
Anyway, come to a galaxy far away called Benning Road, and join other degenerates tramping through the wilds east of the river in search of the Jedi Juice and Sith Suds we on Earth call beer.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 5, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Benning Road Metro (Blue and Silver Line)
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Benning Rd & East Capitol St NE / Benning Rd Metro
Hares: Special Head Kid, Special Red, What’s a Boner, Cocktease Falcon, Lickthyologist, maybe a mystery hare
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.69 mi. first half / 2 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.5 first half / 1.3 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 3.69 (poison ivy and other ITCHY NATURE POSSIBLE, wear your SHIGGY SOCKS). There will be a Turkey / Eagle split; Eagles will get WET)
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Bring your own vessel, A CRANIUM LAMP, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Potomac Ave (Blue, Silver, and Orange lines)
Last Trains Out:
Franconia-Springfield 11:45 PM
Silver Line Largo Town Center 11:59 PM
Blue Line Largo Town Center 12:19 AM
Orange Line New Carrollton 12:04 AM
Orange Line Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:51 PM
Silver Line Wiehle-Reston East 11:43 PM
On After*: Trustees! If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.
Specials: See if you can use your Force abilities to get free beer
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events!
Hab of the Week!
Purchase this week’s hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get ’em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!
Give Back to the Hash!
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!