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On November 15, 1937, the Li’l Abner daily comic strip defied tradition and embraced gender role-reversal when a female character, Sadie Hawkins, chased down and caught herself a man. It became an annual feature in the comic strip and a social movement in real life. Once a year, women could take the initiative by inviting the man of their choice out on a date—rare before 1937—typically to a dance attended by other bachelors and their assertive dates.

Who knows, maybe this is how your great grandparents started dating?

Now, 81 years later, the Cock Family would like to celebrate Sadie Cock-Ins hash style! Wear your jorts, jeggings, flannel underwear and plaid, ’cause we have a trail for you!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday November 15th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Rhode Island Metro (Red Line) – follow marks to start!

Hares: Representing the Cock Family: Chip off the Old Cock, CoXXX on Demand, Kindergarten Cock (if the little one allows), Schrodinger’s Cock, Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, and Shamrock Your Cock

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Urban shiggy, dog friendly, . It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4 miles long (about half on the first half and half on the second half). Walkers’ trail usually is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail. To half or half not, that is the question.

Last trains out of Rhode Island Avenue Metro:
GLENMONT 11:46 PM
SHADY GROVE 11:24 PM

On After:
Dew Drop Inn
2801 8th St NE

Specials: Your great-grandmother thought your great-grandfather was special!


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I. Situation

243rd Birthday of the United States Marine Corps, 30th Birthday of Atari 6900 and 35th of Whoregon Trail

II. Mission

Drink and be merry in honor of our beloved Corps and Hashers

III. Execution

When: 6:45 PM Thursday November 8th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Smithsonian Station – follow marks to start to Department of Agriculture’s Garden

Hares: Atari 6900, Whoregon Trail, Sphincter Shy, Camo Sutra, Shart Sharts, Poon-Apple Juice

IV. Administration/Logistics

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. No known PI – no shiggy unless you want it. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring lumination & mug! Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 7.6 clicks (4.74 mi) long (about 2.47 mi for the first half and 2.27 mi for the second half). Walkers’ trail is usually approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.

Last trains out of Potomac Ave Metro:
Franconia-Springfield 11:15 PM
Largo Town Center 11:40 PM
New Carrollton 11:50 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:21 PM
Wiehle-Reston East 11:08 PM

V. Command/Signal

On After:
Trusty’s
1420 Pennsylvania Ave SE

Specials: $1 off rails; $12 pitchers of Bud Lite


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It’s the most spookiest/sexiest/drunkiest time of the year! It’s Halloween! Get dressed up and join your hares for a short drunk trail through Foggy Bottom! As always there will be a stupid amount of Twinkle Juice and other fine alcohols, and a costume contest to boot! Hooray for Halloween!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday November 1st, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Foggy Bottom Metro – follow marks to start!

Hares: Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Maybe it’s Gaybelline, Cheech and Dong, All Flash No Drive, Texas Hold Him, and a special Mystery Walkers’ Hare!

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. There will be not much running and yes much booze. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4.1 miles long (about [2.6 miles first half and 1.5 miles second half). Walkers’ trail usually is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.

Last trains out of Farragut West:
Blue Line to Franconia-Springfield: 11:32 PM
Blue/Silver Line Largo Town Center:11:23 PM
Orange Line to New Carrollton: 11:16 PM
Orange Line to Vienna/Fairfax-GMU: 11:40 PM
Silver Line to Wiehle-Reston East: 11:25 PM

On After:
Recessions!
3801, 1823 L St NW
Washington, DC 20036