On July 20, 1969 America landed on the Moon. This trail marks the 50th Anniversary of the Moon Shot by giving you the opportunity to do a “moonshot” of your own — namely by showing your ass and getting drunk.  Wear that space stuff you already have lying around or just make a tin foil hat and deny the “Moon” even exists!

When: 6:45 sign in, Pack away 7:15!

Where: Navy Yard Station — Department of Transportation Exit – follow marks to start!

Hares: You Can’t Handle the Poop, Roll Over, Bitch!, Kunta Kunte, NSA (but N[A]SA for today), Vladmir Fruitin, Uno, Dos, Tres, Liftoff!, Quantum Whizics

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4.7 miles long (about 2.8 miles first half and 1.9 miles second half).
Walkers’ trail is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.

Last trains out of Judiciary Square:
Red Line to Glenmont: 11:40 PM
Red Line to Shady Grove: 11:30 PM

On After: Hamilton’s

Specials:  Landing on the moon is pretty special!*

*we’re not going there. Relax

Is that your rising sign or are you happy to see me? Come see the Aries & Leos be FRBs, the Virgos & Cancers skip to end, and Pisces & Libras get lost af. If there’s one thing all the signs have in common, it’s a love for beer!

When: 6:45 PM, July 11th, 2019.  Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Woodley Park Zoo/Adams Morgan (Red line)  – follow marks to start!

Hares: Son, What the Fuck?!, The HyperPoop, Deetz Nuts, Cheech & Dong, Colliteral Damage, and Poon-apple Juice

Trail Length: 
Runners 1st half: 2.5m
2nd half: 1m
1st half: 1.03m
2nd half: .6m

Misc. Crap: Trail is A to A’. Stroller, dog friendly. Bring a headlamp, mug, BUG SPRAY, and know your sign/symbol.

Last Trains out of Adams Morgan:
To Glenmont: 11:26pm
To Shady Grove: 11:44pm

On After: Town Tavern

Specials: Bad pick up lines & a good time.

Thursday is the 4th of July, but it’s still a hashing day! So don your most patriotic outfits, cum out to Anacostia and join as we romp through and past some of DC’s best and least know historic sites in our never ending quest to run to great lengths for beer.

When: THIS IS DIFFERENT THIS WEEK. PLEASE NOTE THE EARLIER TIME: July 4th, Circle up 4:45, pack away 5:15 PM

Where: Green Line, Anacostia Metro, Howard Road SE Exit, follow marks to start!

Hares: Special Head Kid, Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Red Dong, La Gingeracha, Little Zombie Munch Punch, and Jigglytits

How Far:
Runner’s 1st & 2nd Half: Roughly 2 miles each
Walker’s 1st half: slightly less than a mile
Walker’s 2nd Half: slightly more than a mile

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Shiggy Factor on 1(pavement) to 5 (cliffs and thorns) scale: Hare’s couldn’t quite agree whether it was 3 or 4, so I’m listing it as a 3.5. PI was seen, so wear your shiggy socks. AND BRING SOME $#%@! BUGSPRAY!! Pack smart, bring your mug and headlamp, should be a nice night.

Last trains out of Anacostia:
To Branch Ave: 11:51 PM
To Greenbelt: 11:19 PM

On After: Bardo

Specials: There will be fireworks!