Do you consider yourself an Oktwhoreber? Does the thought of pumpkins make you want to run Amok Amok Amok Amok? Join the Boozy Whore-or Ladies as we stumble through the Hill looking for sexy ghosts and booze. Make no (Rosetta) Bones about it; this trail will be a Deathly (Swallows) good time!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday September 20th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Eastern Market Metro Station – follow marks to start!
Hares: GeriatricMandering; Colliteral Damage; Cheech and Dong; Son, What the Fuck; Vaginal Countdown; Rosetta Bone; Deathly Swallows; and Rail Mary
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Dog Friendly. It should be a nice, Fall night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart and have fun.
How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 3.9 miles long (about 1.9 miles first half and 2 miles second half). Walkers’ trail is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.
Last trains out of Potomac Ave:
Franconia-Springfield 11:15 PM
Largo Town Center 11:40 PM
New Carrollton 11:50 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:21 PM
Wiehle-Reston East 11:08 PM
On After:
Trusty’s
1420 Pennsylvania Ave SE
Washington, DC 20003
Specials: $12 Bud Light pitchers and Happy Hour priced well drinks.
The weather isn’t playing nice? βπ
Come get cold as fire, baby, and hot as ice. β
We’re like a firecracker, we’ll make it hot. π₯
It’s time to bring out that Britney, bitch flirt π
Or don your best pop-princess-approved belly shirt π―
Cause we ain’t got no time to be prudent β³
Cum and summon your inner catholic school student π«
Forget working late with a beer. π»
What’s practical, what’s logical… what the hell, who cares? π
All I know is we’re so happy, when you’re hashin’ up here. π£
We’ll see the sunset, π
and we won’t be stoppin’ π»
We’ll keep on hashing π£πΊ
’til the world ends πΊπ»π·πΊπ·
When: 6:45 PM Thursday September 13th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Columbia Heights metro station (Green/Yellow) – follow marks to start!
(…meet at Rabaut Park at 16th and Columbia NW; 5 min walk from CoHi)
Hares: Chip Off The Old Cock, Quid Pro Blow, No Strings Attached, Deep South In Your Mouth, General’s Farm Animal, L’Chymen
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z. Level 1– low or no risk of PI and even lower risk of urban shiggy. Unless you…
Just like Brit, our true trail will be tight and bright πβ¨π Stroller and baby (one more time) and doggy friendly. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun!
How Far: Runners’ true trail will be approximately 4.5 miles long (about 2 miles first half and about 2.5 miles second half). Walkers’ true trail is approximately 2 miles.
Last trains out of:
Farragut West (Silver, Blue, Orange)
Blue Franconia-Springfield – 11:32 pm
Silver, Blue Largo Town Center – 11:23 pm
Orange New Carrollton – 11:16 pm
Orange Vienna/Fairfax GMU – 11:40 pm
Silver Wiehle-Reston East – 11:25 pm
Farragut North (Red)
Glenmont – 11:31 PM
Shady Grove – 11:39 PM
On After:
Recessions!
πΈ 1823 L Street NW
Specials: Thursday night karaoke! πΆYou’re so lucky, you’re a star! π
You are cordially invited to join in drunken debauchery celebrating the upcumming nuptials of Free Little Willy and Pee It Forward as they cover Arlington in sweaty, sticky, love. We know you haven’t cleaned your white dress since the last trail, so give it a spray of Febreze, a quick fluff, and cum give the Bride & Groom a proper send-off to the world of legally-binding roommate-ship.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday September 6th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Ballston-MU Metro Station – follow marks to start!
Hares: Free Little Willy, Pee It Forward, Bear Fucker, Issues & Tissues, Who Wears Shart Sharts, Cum on My Buddy, and Mystery Hare(?)
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Pavement pounder. Dog Friendly, ADA compliant, Strollers welcome . It should be a nice, hot night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun, and wear your dirty white dress.
How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4 miles long (about 2.3 miles first half and 1.6 miles second half). Walkers’ trail is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.
Last trains out of Ballston-MU:
Largo Town Center (SV) 11:10 PM
Wiehle-Reston East (SV) 11:38 PM
New Carrollton (OR) 11:03 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU (OR) 11:53 PM
On After:
First Down Sports Bar
4213 Fairfax Drive
Arlington, VA 22203
EWH3 #1086: The Spooky Boozy Almost Octoboo-er Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, September 20th – Eastern Market (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
For general questions on hashing, email us questions at [email protected].
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Do you consider yourself an Oktwhoreber? Does the thought of pumpkins make you want to run Amok Amok Amok Amok? Join the Boozy Whore-or Ladies as we stumble through the Hill looking for sexy ghosts and booze. Make no (Rosetta) Bones about it; this trail will be a Deathly (Swallows) good time!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday September 20th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Eastern Market Metro Station – follow marks to start!
Hares: GeriatricMandering; Colliteral Damage; Cheech and Dong; Son, What the Fuck; Vaginal Countdown; Rosetta Bone; Deathly Swallows; and Rail Mary
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Dog Friendly. It should be a nice, Fall night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart and have fun.
How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 3.9 miles long (about 1.9 miles first half and 2 miles second half). Walkers’ trail is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.
Last trains out of Potomac Ave:
Franconia-Springfield 11:15 PM
Largo Town Center 11:40 PM
New Carrollton 11:50 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:21 PM
Wiehle-Reston East 11:08 PM
On After:
Trusty’s
1420 Pennsylvania Ave SE
Washington, DC 20003
Specials: $12 Bud Light pitchers and Happy Hour priced well drinks.
EWH3 #1085: The πΆYour Toxic Tongue Slippin’ On Mine π | It’s Britney, Bitch π π―π¬π ππ Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, September 13th – Columbia Heights Metro (Yellow-Green)
For general questions on hashing, email us questions at [email protected].
Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here!
The weather isn’t playing nice? βπ
Come get cold as fire, baby, and hot as ice. β
We’re like a firecracker, we’ll make it hot. π₯
It’s time to bring out that Britney, bitch flirt π
Or don your best pop-princess-approved belly shirt π―
Cause we ain’t got no time to be prudent β³
Cum and summon your inner catholic school student π«
Forget working late with a beer. π»
What’s practical, what’s logical… what the hell, who cares? π
All I know is we’re so happy, when you’re hashin’ up here. π£
We’ll see the sunset, π
and we won’t be stoppin’ π»
We’ll keep on hashing π£πΊ
’til the world ends πΊπ»π·πΊπ·
When: 6:45 PM Thursday September 13th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Columbia Heights metro station (Green/Yellow) – follow marks to start!
(…meet at Rabaut Park at 16th and Columbia NW; 5 min walk from CoHi)
Hares: Chip Off The Old Cock, Quid Pro Blow, No Strings Attached, Deep South In Your Mouth, General’s Farm Animal, L’Chymen
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z. Level 1– low or no risk of PI and even lower risk of urban shiggy. Unless you…
Just like Brit, our true trail will be tight and bright πβ¨π Stroller and baby (one more time) and doggy friendly. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun!
How Far: Runners’ true trail will be approximately 4.5 miles long (about 2 miles first half and about 2.5 miles second half). Walkers’ true trail is approximately 2 miles.
Last trains out of:
Farragut West (Silver, Blue, Orange)
Blue Franconia-Springfield – 11:32 pm
Silver, Blue Largo Town Center – 11:23 pm
Orange New Carrollton – 11:16 pm
Orange Vienna/Fairfax GMU – 11:40 pm
Silver Wiehle-Reston East – 11:25 pm
Farragut North (Red)
Glenmont – 11:31 PM
Shady Grove – 11:39 PM
On After:
Recessions!
πΈ 1823 L Street NW
Specials: Thursday night karaoke! πΆYou’re so lucky, you’re a star! π
EWH3 #1084: Willy Takes a Pee White Dress Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, September 6th – Ballston-MU (Orange/Silver Line)
For general questions on hashing, email us questions at [email protected].
Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here!
You are cordially invited to join in drunken debauchery celebrating the upcumming nuptials of Free Little Willy and Pee It Forward as they cover Arlington in sweaty, sticky, love. We know you haven’t cleaned your white dress since the last trail, so give it a spray of Febreze, a quick fluff, and cum give the Bride & Groom a proper send-off to the world of legally-binding roommate-ship.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday September 6th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Ballston-MU Metro Station – follow marks to start!
Hares: Free Little Willy, Pee It Forward, Bear Fucker, Issues & Tissues, Who Wears Shart Sharts, Cum on My Buddy, and Mystery Hare(?)
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Pavement pounder. Dog Friendly, ADA compliant, Strollers welcome . It should be a nice, hot night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun, and wear your dirty white dress.
How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4 miles long (about 2.3 miles first half and 1.6 miles second half). Walkers’ trail is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.
Last trains out of Ballston-MU:
Largo Town Center (SV) 11:10 PM
Wiehle-Reston East (SV) 11:38 PM
New Carrollton (OR) 11:03 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU (OR) 11:53 PM
On After:
First Down Sports Bar
4213 Fairfax Drive
Arlington, VA 22203
Specials: You’re special