No offense to any of you breeders out there, but you’ve had your day/s already, now it’s time for a day for all of us non-breeders. We should have a day to be celebrated for helping offset all the reproducers out there and keeping the population in check. To that end, introducing the First Anal NOT Father’s Day Trail. Whether pulling out, anal, oral, condoms, or good ol’ fashioned vasectomies, however you prevent pregnancy when you cum, cheers to you!! And cheers to the ladies too, for doing the heavy lifting with birth control and playing goalie. This trail celebrates all who haven’t procreated, for whatever your reasons… And if you need some reasons, here are some celebrity takes on why they don’t spawn: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/g35350991/celebrities-without-kids/

Also, it’s going to be HOT and the trail is on the summer solstice, so get ready to enjoy the LONGEST day of the year. There will be all the sunlight and an excessive amount of heat, so be smart and wear as little as possible… 

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 20, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center Metro (Green/Yellow lines) 

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Capital Bikeshare: Convention Center / 7th & M St NW

Hares:  No Strings Attached, Schrodinger’s Cock, Tuneless, Bipolar Bear, You Can’t Handle the Poop

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 1.5 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.0 mi. first half / 0.75 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.069


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.2 mi to Shaw-Howard U Metro). Bring your own vessel and a full water bottle (stay hydrated!). You won’t need a cranium light or dry shoes, bug spray at your discretion. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Shaw-Howard University Metro Station

Last Trains Out:

Green – Branch Ave: 11:47 PM

Green – Greenbelt: 12:21 AM

On After: Electric Cool-Aid

Specials: Ice cold drinks are full price, but special with how hot it will be (and they are making sure food will still be available when we get there).

As many of you have noticed, Hash Rego is down. While we hope this is temporary, MM wanted to update you with rego-ing options for tonights trail.

Option One – Pay $10 cash at start

Option TwoPay with credit/debit via Paypal here.

In either case, please check in with the hash cashes upon arrival. 

If you have already rego’d and paid via hash rego, please check in with Hash Cash upon arrival to ensure that you receive credit for this week’s trail. 

The Pride Parade may not have gone through Dupont Circle this year, but we certainly will! Get out the rainbow attire, throw on some glitter, and cum celebrate pride with all your LGBTQIA+ wankers and allies!

As we bring the queer cheer back to Dupont with sparkles and flourish.

YOU MUST USE PAYPAL IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 13th, 2024. Pack will be away at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Dupont Circle Metro, starting in the Dupont Circle traffic circle.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Capital Bikeshare: Massachusetts Ave & Dupont Circle NW

Hares: Ready Player None, Lawyers Share Dildos, Tumey McBoat Face, Screaming Pussy, and maybe a mystery hare.

Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.68 mi. first half / 1.53 mi. second half

– Walkers: 0.85 mi first half / 0.75 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 1.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, glitter, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Dupont Circle

Last Trains Out: Fort Totten: 12:00, Shady Grove: 12:10

On After: Madhatter

Specials: $1 beer – Yes, you read that right

The zombies are coming! Can you run faster than the walking dead? Or I guess walk faster? If not, it’s time to join the herd! This hash you’re gonna need to decide: Will you eat or be eaten out? It’s a no brain-er.*

*CDC recommends copious beer consumption every Thursday to combat potential viral infections

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 6, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Gateway Park, 1300 Lee Hwy, Arlington, VA 22209

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 19th St N & Ft Myer Dr

Hares: Sloppenheimer, Head Injury, SAD, Screaming Pussy, Immoral Support

Trail Details:
– Runners: 3.25 mi. first half / 1.8 mi. second half

– Walkers:1.2 mi first half / 1.0 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 2.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (1 block to Rosslyn Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Rosslyn Metro

Last Trains Out:

Ashburn 12:09 AM

Blue Line to Downtown Largo 11:55 PM

Silver Line to Downtown Largo 11:53 PM

Franconia-Springfield 12:16 AM

New Carrollton 11:51 PM

Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 12:13 AM

On After*: Continental Beer Hall

Specials: You’re Special