On Thursday May 13, the CDC released updated guidance for fully vaccinated individuals. On Monday May 17, the DC Mayor’s office responded by updating local regulations. As always, Everyday is Wednesday considers the safety and well-being of our community a priority, trusting in the most up-to-date guidance from experts to guide this endeavor. As such, we are happy to announce updated policies, effective immediately. Please review these policies prior to registering for trail.
EWH3 #1302: The Original Superman/ Invasion by Whitehouse Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, June 30, 2022 – Rosslyn Metro (Orange, Blue, Silver)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
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On June 30, 1938.
In Action Comics Issue #1 a new universe was published. A planet destroyed by forces beyond its inhabitants control. A super human child arrives at Earth and becomes Superman, The Man of Steel.
Similarly, because of inhuman debauchery and insanity White House kennel grew and expanded. Finally, some of its spawn became faster, younger, and weeknight friendly.
Yes, Everyday Is Wednesday became the kennel of The Dark and Steamy Thursday Nights.
And this Thursday, your mother kennel is invading your night. Hares Dwarfus Interruptus and Jeremiah Was a Cum Frog (Dah dah dah) hare a trail that doesn’t require superhuman strength. But you must come expecting a superhuman good time.
If you don’t have a superman cape, come as any super hero or caped crusader you wish. Or, even recycle that Superhero Costume you created for the EWH3 AGM a few years back.
It’s a dwarfus trail, there may be treasures to find and redeem on trail.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 30, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Rosslyn (Orange, Blue, Silver), follow marks from metro to the start in Gateway Park Rosslyn
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Lynn Street & 19th Street North
Hares: Dwarfus interruptus and Jeremiah Was a Cum Frog (Dah Dah Dah), plus a possible mystery hare
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.7 mi. first half / 2.2 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.2 F irst half / 1.1 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 1.69
Dog Friendly, Stroller Friendly (But may need help with stairs and roots)
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
Is that our founding father?
End Metro: Rosslyn
Last Trains Out:
BLUE (To Franconia/Springfield): 12:24
BLUE(To Largo): 11:55
SILVER (To Largo): 11:37
SILVER (To Reston): 12:05
ORANGE: (To Vienna): 12:15
ORANGE: (To New Carrollton): 11:42
On After*: Continental. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.
Specials:Superman is special!
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events!
EWH3’s 1300th Trail
& CABIN Crawl
is July 16!
Regos open now!
Hab of the Week!
Purchase this week’s hab item at a discounted price.
https://forms.gle/v2U767NNiG64WYwJ8
Give Back to the Hash!
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EWH3 #1301: The Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini Trail – Take Five! – 6:45 PM Thursday, June 23, 2022 – Waterfront Metro (Green Line)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
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It’s hot. It’s humid. It’s summer in DC. Cool off with the biggest pool-free pool part this side of the Anacostia. Whether you prefer to BREASTstroke, Doggy (style) paddle, or just hang by the edge, prepare to get wet and wild.
For the fifth(?!) year in a row, we’ll have itsy-bitsy attire and plenty of gummy bears (and also maybe some “teeny weenies” – sorry not sorry). Cum dressed to impress in your bikinis, one piece suits, speedo, tankini, or mankini.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 23, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Waterfront Metro, follow marks to start!
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 4th & G St SW
Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Schrodinger’s Cock, Dry Rub, Stain Gretzky, Bipolar Bear, maybe a mystery hare?
Trail Details:
Thanks to the pandemic, both the suits and the trail will provide more coverage than usual!
Runners’ trail will be approximately 5.2 miles (about 2.3 first half, 2.9 second half) for Eagles. Turkey and Duckling options available. Walkers’ trail is about half the distance of runners’. Be prepared for light shiggy in the form of water features and gummy bears.
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B or Z (you’ll have metro choices). You WILL get wet! Trail is dog-friendly, and so is on-after, but do you really want to smell a wet dog all night? (Present company excluded). It should be a nice summer night. Pack smartly and bring you water wings & mug! Be smart, have fun, wear your sunscreen.
End Metro Last Trains Out:
Capitol South (Option 1)
– Franconia-Springfield (Blue): 11:49PM
– Largo Town Center (Blue): 12:15 AM
– Largo Town Center (Silver): 11:55 PM
– New Carrollton (Orange): 12:00 AM
– Vienna/Fairfax (Orange): 11:55 PM
– Wiehle-Reston (Silver): 11:47 PM
Navy Yard-Ballpark (Option 2)
– Branch Ave (Green): 12:17 AM
– Greenbelt (Green): 11:52 PM
On After*: Atlas Taproom (TBD) If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. There are indoor and outdoor options.
Specials: You’re special
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events!
EWH3’s 1300th Trail
& CABIN Crawl
is July 16!
Regos open now!
Give Back to the Hash!
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!
EWH3 #1299: The Army Birthday (247th) / Flag Day Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, June 16, 2022 – Braddock Road Metro(Blue/Yellow Line)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
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We want you to enlist yourself in trail this week and join us for a celebration of Flag Day and the 247th Army birthday! The pack will go on an Army invasion of northern Old Town Alexandria – the Port City and formerly a Torpedo Factory town. Army gear and U S Flag representations are encouraged! Pride Flag, too, if desired. Even Virginia! Or DC, since we will be within the “original” boundaries.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 16, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Braddock Road Metro, follow marks to start
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Braddock Road Metro North
Hares: General’s Farm Animal, Bumspringa, Wee Willie Wanker, and Just Sheri (all current or retired Army personnel) and a possible mystery hare
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.4 mi. first half (Turkey option on T/E split is shorter) / 3.1 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.5 mi first half / 1.5 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
Prelube: Lost Dog for those who are content with beer, wine, glutard options; Dos Amigos for those who prefer tequila before deployment; and/or Lena’s for those who don’t want to leave “camp.”
End Metro: Braddock Road Metro (Blue/Yellow)
Last Trains Out:
Franconia-Springfield (Blue) 12:39 AM
Greenbelt (Yellow) 11:31 PM
Huntington (Yellow) 12:14 AM
Largo Town Center (Blue) 11:40 PM
On After*: Mason Social. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. There are indoor and outdoor options.
Specials: The Army is special
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events!
EWH3’s 1300th Trail
& CABIN Crawl
is July 16!
Regos open now!
Hab of the Week!
Purchase this week’s hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get ’em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!
Give Back to the Hash!
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!