Suspension of EWH3 Trails
Due to the COVID-19 pandemic and elevated risk of transmission EWH3 has suspended weekly trails until further notice. Our priority is the safety of our members, and EWH3 Mismanagement will reassess whether the conditions permit us to responsibly and safely run a trail upon the lifting of the Mayor’s order. Please check this page for further updates as the situation warrants.
EWH3 #1182 – Shiggy Sock Pageant (Virtual Trail)
Join us for an On-After! See info below!
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Submit your violations for our trusty scribes here!
Post your photos to the Google Photos album here!
When: Any time on Thursday, May 21 (but circle up at 7pm!)
Where: Wherever you happen to be
Hares: You!
Trail Length: Whatever you decide
Theme: Show off your wildest, weirdest, and most wonderful shiggy socks that have been collecting dust during virtual trails. Mix-and-match, or embrace the neon knee-high look. Do houseplants count as shiggy?!
At any time on Thursday, May 21, take a break from the tedium of social distancing and join us in any way you can. Choose a location for your runner’s, walker’s, or quarantined trail. Inside or outside, it’s up to you. Decide for yourself if you will be running/walking solo or with your quaranteam (those who live with you).
Snap a photo in theme at the beginning and end of your trail (or even somewhere in between!) and post it to our Google Photos album with your hash name and any interesting tidbits from your adventure. Check out everyone else’s dumb decisions and comment away! You must post on Thursday by midnight to receive credit for the trail, but feel free to continue liking, commenting, and supporting one another.
On After: Join us for another on-after this week, with Quid Pro Blow! Join us for another on-after this time hosted by Quid Pro Blow. This week, we will be watching a movie with Netflix Party. If you don’t have Chrome, download that, then add the “Netflix Party” Extension. We will set up a room and by starting the movie and then enabling Netflix Party, you’ll be able to chat and the movie will by sync’ed up for all of us! No EWH3 event would be complete without our favorite beverage, and keep you wankers engaged in the movie, there will be special times to drink.
This week, we will be watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail ~
– When swallows are discussed, swallow a sip of beer
– When coconuts are heard, shot of Coconut Rum (or beer)
– Drink a sip of juice (or beer) anytime the film is narrated by a storybook
– Anytime someone dies, toast them with a drink
– When you hear chanting/singing in Roman, cross yourself then sip of the blood of christ (or beer)
– When The Grail is mentioned, sip of sacramental wine (or beer)
– If a witch is discovered, drink from your shoe
– When something is launched, drink a sip and take cover
– Drink when you see a castle
Good luck in your quest and don’t forget your name, favorite color, and the capital of ASSyria
Zoom details here: https://us02web.zoom.us/j/88978251136?pwd=S2crTUdSZ1U2S2NKVUIyRGdMTmJBdz09
Meeting ID: 889 7825 1136
Password: OnAfter
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CIRCLE UP at 7pm!
Join Zoom Meeting: https://us02web.zoom.us/j/89534210105?pwd=VUpFZXVkazd3SXp2UFNic2VVKzlWUT09
Meeting ID: 895 3421 0105
Password: beer
A message from your Brew Meister for properly executing your personal brew crews on trail. Please consider buying local when you can during these times. Whether a restaurant, bar, or direct from the brewery we can help our local establishments through these trying times. Beers enjoyed outside are best done in a koozie, please recycle when appropriate, and remember we’re hashers not trashers. I hope you’re all doing well, On-Quarantine-On!
DC Local Breweries; Maryland Local Breweries; Virginia Local Breweries
EWH3 #1181 – We’ve Got Spirit, Yes We Do! (Virtual Trail)
NEW THIS WEEK! Join us for an On-After! See info in the trail announcement.
Scroll to the end for Zoom info!
Submit your violations for our trusty scribes here!
Post your photos to the Google Photos album here!
When: Any time on Thursday, May 14 (but circle up at 7pm!)
Where: Wherever you happen to be
Hares: You!
Trail Length: Whatever you decide
Theme: As the school year winds down, students across the country are missing out on senior pranks, senior skip day, senior slide, and pretty much every other excuse not to be a high schooler anymore. We know that you miss the thrill of sneaking liquor out of your parents’ freezer stash just as much as they do. This week, show us your school spirit at the EWH3 Pep Rally! Cum prepared with cheers and jeers (or send them to our trusty scribe) as we recreate that high school magic.
At any time on Thursday, May 14, take a break from the tedium of social distancing and join us in any way you can. Choose a location for your runner’s, walker’s, or quarantined trail. Inside or outside, it’s up to you. Decide for yourself if you will be running/walking solo or with your quaranteam (those who live with you).
Snap a photo in theme at the beginning and end of your trail (or even somewhere in between!) and post it to our Google Photos album with your hash name and any interesting tidbits from your adventure. Check out everyone else’s dumb decisions and comment away! You must post on Thursday by midnight to receive credit for the trail, but feel free to continue liking, commenting, and supporting one another.
On After: Join us for a special on-after this week, with your strictest teacher: Just Kirsten. She will be hosting Finals Week Trivia so you can show what you’ve learned, get those AP credits, and earn that degree!
Zoom details here:https://us04web.zoom.us/j/8590847676?pwd=TDNhd1FndEZvMFZadUZicnpIcFQ5Zz09
Password: OnAfter
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CIRCLE UP at 7pm!
Join Zoom Meeting
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/94771049383?pwd=dmlTTHdHWTZpY0JmMVBub3JleURVdz09
Meeting ID: 947 7104 9383
Password: 6969
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A message from your Brew Meister for properly executing your personal brew crews on trail. Please consider buying local when you can during these times. Whether a restaurant, bar, or direct from the brewery we can help our local establishments through these trying times. Beers enjoyed outside are best done in a koozie, please recycle when appropriate, and remember we’re hashers not trashers. I hope you’re all doing well, On-Quarantine-On!
DC Local Breweries
Maryland Local Breweries
Virginia Local Breweries
EWH3 #1180 – For the Love of Orange Food (Virtual Trail)
When: Any time on Thursday, May 7 (but circle up at 7pm!)
Where: Wherever you happen to be
Hares: You!
Trail Length: Whatever you decide
Theme: Each week that passes by without a bag of spicy nacho Doritos, a cupful of semi-stale Cheetos, or the electrifying cut on my mouth from generic-brand Cheez-Itz feels like an eternity. I long for the days of balancing Nutter Butters with my Natty. Show us your gleaming orange attire and/or your favorite hash-snack-now-quarantine snack!
At any time on Thursday, May 7, take a break from the tedium of social distancing and join us in any way you can. Choose a location for your runner’s, walker’s, or quarantined trail. Inside or outside, it’s up to you. Decide for yourself if you will be running/walking solo or with your quaranteam (those who live with you).
Snap a photo in theme at the beginning and end of your trail (or even somewhere in between!) and post it to our Google Photos album with your hash name and any interesting tidbits from your adventure. Check out everyone else’s dumb decisions and comment away! You must post on Thursday by midnight to receive credit for the trail, but feel free to continue liking, commenting, and supporting one another.
On After: Your house!
CIRCLE UP at 7pm!
Join Zoom Meeting
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/89534210105?pwd=VUpFZXVkazd3SXp2UFNic2VVKzlWUT09
Meeting ID: 895 3421 0105
Password: beer