That’s right it’s that time of year again, when we give you TWO, yes TWO ways to drink while running. We have Regular and Ultra this week, and as always our standard Lite (walkers). You can choose to either show up at regular time at Minnesota Ave and follow marks to start.. or you can choose the beerier and runnier trail! Get out to Capitol Heights by 5:30, and you get an epic Ballbusting 11+ mile hunt for FOUR beer checks! So choose. your. own. adventure! Either way, we’ll see you DC Eagle at the end.
Regular Trail When: 6:45 circle up, Pack away 7:15! Ballbuster When: 5:30 circle up, Pack away 6:00 PM!
Regular Trail Where: Minnesota Ave (orange line)- follow marks to start! Ballbuster Where: Capitol Heights (blue line) – follow marks to start!
Regular Hares: Wait Wait Don’t Fuck Me & several mystery hares! Ballbuster Hares: All Flash No Drive, Special Head Kid, Goldman Ballsachs, By the Power of Gayskull, Quid Pro Blow
Miscellaneous Crap: Regular trail is A to A’ (same metro). Ballbuster trail is A to Z. There will be some shiggy on both trails. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp (it’s dark again people!) & mug! Be smart, have fun.
How Far: Regular Trail is 2 1/4 first half, and a little more than 2 on the second half. Walkers is just a little over 1 mile each half. Ballbuster true trail is 11.5 miles
Last trains out of Minnesota Ave: Orange Line to New Carrollton: 11:57 PM Orange Line to Vienna / Fairfax: 11:15 PM
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From Kennedy Space Center to Walt Disney World, Daytona 500 to the Ten Thousand Islands, Okeefenokee to Okeechobee, and Panama City Beach to South Beach, what caped crusader, high on bath salts, strikes without warning, his trusty sidekick alligator by his side? Florida Man,Florida Man, FLORIDA MAN! Let’s celebrate the colorful native of Florida (America’s wang) with a rousing romp just across the border into a state with nearly-as-bad drivers. Anyone else going to Florida for the InterAm cruise next week?
When: 6:45 circle up, Pack away 7:15!
Where: West Hyattsville – follow marks to start!
Hares: Pinocchi-Ho, Special Red, Split Her Bare, Quid Pro Blow, and Papal Smear
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. There will be light shiggy. Eagles will get wet. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp (it’s dark again people!) & mug! Be smart, have fun.
How Far: Runners’ trail will be less than five miles long. Walkers’ trail will be less than two and a half miles long. Florida Man doesn’t measure halves! But if you must know, the trail is more or less even halves, between 2-2.5 miles each.
Last trains out of West Hyattsville: – Branch Avenue: 11:06pm – Huntington: 11:08pm – Greenbelt: 12:05am
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EWH3#1149: The 8th Anal Pretty Pretty Princess Trail: Scream Queens Edition, Tenleytown (Red Line)
It’s October, that perfect time of year to celebrate the horrors, thrills, and chills of the cinema!
From the shower scene in Psycho
To Vera Farmiga just trying to get the ghoul up out her partner –
This Pretty Pretty Princess trail, don your best shout-out to your favorite Scream Queen! Will it be Sally Hardesty? Carly Jones? Selene? Nya?
Or, on trail:
When: 6:45 PM Thursday October 17, 2019. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Tenleytown Metro (Red Line) – Follow marks to start!
Hares: Colliteral Damage, GeriatricMandering, Deathly Swallows, Rail Mary, All Flash No Drive, Rosetta Bone, Tacos On A Bridge
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A-Prime.
How far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4.5 miles Walkers’ trail is about 1.7 miles.
Last trains out of Tenleytown (Red Line):
Glenmont 11:19 PM
Shady Grove 11:51 PM
On After: Tenley Bar & Grill (sorry – Guapos is having an event for a different group. WTF – someone told.)
Specials: We have the whole bottom floor and all night HH!
EWH3 #1148, The Choose Your Adventure Trail – October 10, 2019, Minnesota Ave (Orange) or Capitol Heights (Blue)
That’s right it’s that time of year again, when we give you TWO, yes TWO ways to drink while running. We have Regular and Ultra this week, and as always our standard Lite (walkers). You can choose to either show up at regular time at Minnesota Ave and follow marks to start.. or you can choose the beerier and runnier trail! Get out to Capitol Heights by 5:30, and you get an epic Ballbusting 11+ mile hunt for FOUR beer checks! So choose. your. own. adventure! Either way, we’ll see you DC Eagle at the end.
Regular Trail When: 6:45 circle up, Pack away 7:15!
Ballbuster When: 5:30 circle up, Pack away 6:00 PM!
Regular Trail Where: Minnesota Ave (orange line)- follow marks to start!
Ballbuster Where: Capitol Heights (blue line) – follow marks to start!
Regular Hares: Wait Wait Don’t Fuck Me & several mystery hares!
Ballbuster Hares: All Flash No Drive, Special Head Kid, Goldman Ballsachs, By the Power of Gayskull, Quid Pro Blow
Miscellaneous Crap: Regular trail is A to A’ (same metro). Ballbuster trail is A to Z. There will be some shiggy on both trails. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp (it’s dark again people!) & mug! Be smart, have fun.
How Far: Regular Trail is 2 1/4 first half, and a little more than 2 on the second half.
Walkers is just a little over 1 mile each half.
Ballbuster true trail is 11.5 miles
Last trains out of Minnesota Ave:
Orange Line to New Carrollton: 11:57 PM
Orange Line to Vienna / Fairfax: 11:15 PM
On After: DC Eagle
Specials: DC Eagle is a pretty special place
EWH3 #1147, The Florida Man Trail! – October 3, 2019 – West Hyattsville (Green Line)
From Kennedy Space Center to Walt Disney World, Daytona 500 to the Ten Thousand Islands, Okeefenokee to Okeechobee, and Panama City Beach to South Beach, what caped crusader, high on bath salts, strikes without warning, his trusty sidekick alligator by his side? Florida Man, Florida Man, FLORIDA MAN! Let’s celebrate the colorful native of Florida (America’s wang) with a rousing romp just across the border into a state with nearly-as-bad drivers. Anyone else going to Florida for the InterAm cruise next week?
When: 6:45 circle up, Pack away 7:15!
Where: West Hyattsville – follow marks to start!
Hares: Pinocchi-Ho, Special Red, Split Her Bare, Quid Pro Blow, and Papal Smear
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. There will be light shiggy. Eagles will get wet. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp (it’s dark again people!) & mug! Be smart, have fun.
How Far: Runners’ trail will be less than five miles long. Walkers’ trail will be less than two and a half miles long. Florida Man doesn’t measure halves! But if you must know, the trail is more or less even halves, between 2-2.5 miles each.
Last trains out of West Hyattsville:
– Branch Avenue: 11:06pm
– Huntington: 11:08pm
– Greenbelt: 12:05am
On After:Lee’s Bar (feat. karaoke until 11pm!)
Specials: Karaoke!