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World Peace Through Beer is an annual event held by numerous kennels around the world on their closest hashing day to United Nations Day, Oct. 24. This year’s EWH3 edition is taking place this week, which is obviously not the closest hashing date for you know-it-alls. We are helping all beer-producing nations by encouraging production and consumption of beer as well as helping young hashers open their eyes to the variety of beers and flavors other than Kirkland Light enjoyed by hashers everywhere.
As a special treat there will be beers from around the World on trail and at end circle, plus other treats to be found on trail. Also, anyone who signs in this week will get their very own World Peace Through Beer patch, just for showing up.
TL;DR: Free crap just for showing up.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday October 18th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Huntington Metro Kiss and Ride (Southside towards North Kings Highway) – follow marks to start!
Hares: Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack, Please Step Away from the Whores, General Tso’s Dickens, and probably a mystery hare
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Runners BRING A FLASHLIGHT. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.
How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 3.5 miles long (about 2.69ish miles first half and 1.15ish miles second half). Walkers’ trail usually is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.
Last trains out of Huntington:
10:55 PM heading north / Last Station heading south
On After: Pilar’s Restaurant, 2249 Huntington Ave, Alexandria, VA 22303
Specials: Your mom is special… plus $4.75 Mexican style beers
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When: Thursday, June 28, 2018 Where: Cleveland Park. Hares: Dwarfus interruptus, split her bare, leaning tower of please yah, (Haystack? IDK) Virgins\Visitors\Long time no see-ums: I have literally no idea, blame the RA! Brew crew: mourning wood and quid pro blow
Who doesn’t love when mommy comes to visit? Well too bad you ungrateful bastards, it’s tradition! White House made you, and if this trail was any example, White House can undo you too. For instance, when one of the hares, *cough* Dwarfus *cough* decides to do a cute scavenger hunt on trail, but doesn’t share the map with the rest of the hares laying trail. You know it’s gonna be a good trail to walk when you get to prelube and find half the hares drinking their depression away.
Anyhow, the rest of violations:
[x] “I’m not rideable”: said by Sir Lanclitte, to Blow me closer, stupidly not realising he would in fact be ridden around end circle later for having said this. [x] Blow me closer: wants to fill Sonny up and take control, and honestly who can blame her. [x] Gaybelline, jumped in the fountain of youth sans kilt, is a real (little) boy!
[x] Fakers dozen: got so hot on trail, she decided she wanted someone to get her wet too. [x] Tuck tuck: unusually cranky, even for him. [x] The fitness Bros just Cody and Just Tucker: always cum first when there’s a hill [x] Commendation for mourning wood – for chilling the drink I bought at start [x] Night stalker – stalking runners trail at tit checks [x] Blow me closer – asked for deet, was directed to Deetz Nutz and his roll on applicator
[x] Goat – wet his pants on trail, calm down sir [x] Have you blown my stapler: shouting get off my lawn as beer check ended, to our edub children, we actually have an artists representation of the events.
Just imagine him more Mexican, and less pasty. [x] Gaybelline: gave tips to just Christy… About getting named [x] Cafe O-laid – doesn’t care if she’s on correctly, just if she “gets there” [x] The hares – no checks at the Czech embassy, must think they’re too good for puns. They aren’t. [x] Shitty porn story -Asking “anyone go down?” at a check on a hill. Being the selfish lovers we are, nobody had. [x] Cafe O-laid: I’d rather risk cars than poison ivy, not very safe. [x] (Some of) the hares, commended for saving trail [x] Quid pro blow and mourning wood – got blown in the same hot tub at spa world. Should probably also book another double date to get some antibiotics. [x] Lick-hymen – found a doggy bag of poop, was convinced it was a trinket, what a shitty trail
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