On Thursday May 13, the CDC released updated guidance for fully vaccinated individuals. On Monday May 17, the DC Mayor’s office responded by updating local regulations. As always, Everyday is Wednesday considers the safety and well-being of our community a priority, trusting in the most up-to-date guidance from experts to guide this endeavor. As such, we are happy to announce updated policies, effective immediately. Please review these policies prior to registering for trail.
EWH3 #1240 The Fhloston Paradise Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, June 10 – NoMa-Gallaudet U (Red)
As the CDC and DC Health continues to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. We feel it is as important as ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community.
For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are required. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide. Information on vaccines in DC can be found here.
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It’s June, which means DC is hot, like fire. DC is hotter than hot, it’s HOT, HOT, HOTT!!
Join your hares on an all-expenses paid trip to Fhloston Paradise courtesy of the Gemini Croquette Contest; a hotel of a thousand and one follies, lollies and lickemollies.
Korben Dallas Multi-Pass is required to attend this trail, as is registration on HashRego
You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 50 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 10, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: NoMa / Gallaudet Univ (Red Line)
D’erections: Exit the metro stop and look for wankers
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 1st and M street NE
Hares: Quid Pro Blow, Red Roper, Just Nele, And Throbbin
Trail Details:
Runners: [2.3] mi. first half / [2.7] second half
– Shiggy level: what is a shiggy? (1), good dog-friendly
Walkers: [0.69] mi. first half / [1.42] second half
– Shiggy level: what is a shiggy? (1), good dog/stroller-friendly
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Bring your vessel and headlamp. It should be a nice, wet night. Be smart and have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!
Last Transportation:
– Glenmont (Red) 11:14 PM
– Shady Grove (Red) 10:56 PM
On After: Last Call Bar, 1301 4th St NE
Give Back to the Hash!
· ADOPT A METRO! We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential spots for Beverage Checks and On-Ins. Do a good job and your next trail is free! Email [email protected] for details
· BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
· HARES! Ready to get your hands dirty and lay your own shitty trail? The Harerazor can match you with a trail that needs extra hands or can help you plan your own! Email [email protected]. Now allowing trails the ‘DC Diamond’ (aka Arlington County).
COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)
1. DC is now offering walk-up COVID-19 vaccines! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccinatedc for more information.
2. DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
3. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
4. Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.
5. For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – (202) 813-0689
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EWH3 HASH TRASH #1239 The Beer is Near Trail!
When: Thursday, June 3, 2021
Where: Potomac Ave Metro
Visitors: Sadly none…for now!
Virgins: Just Marley!
Hares: Lorena Hobbit, Special Red and Roll Over, Bitch!
This trail was supposed to be about keeping the beer near and PBRs (Personal Best Records) so here we go with some PBRs set by the pack that night:
Most Thunder heard on/before trail (We like to live dangerously.)
Most soggy hashers on a June trail (probably a lie, but prove it)
Largest underground Go-Go Party to ever be crashed (H/t, Hares!)
Most pierced nipples on trail (or were those just tiny, C shaped lightning rods?)
Most washed away check marks on trail… (stupid June showers…)
Most Long Time no see-ers?! You bet! Much like Brood X, we had dozens of hashers crawl out of the mud and wood work this week. Thanks in part to the siren call of newly reopened Trusty’s. (and an 88% vaccinated pack.) They prelubed, post lubed and were merry! Nature is healing…
Now onto specific violations and general tom foolery.
Gingersnatch and Special Red were violated for jocking each other’s style… Though those ewh3 tanks did look good on them, you know what they say- The gingers that listen to NPR together, stay together.
Chale Why was violated for attempting to compete with the sky and also shower us on trail. Look, that’s not what the harriettes meant by getting wet on trail today! Red Roper was violated for making a couple of hashers almost pass out at beer check when he took his shirt off…Did I spy the RA grow nervous for the lightning risk it posed? (See above)
Just Nele was violated for doing her best neutron impression by running up to Ready Player None asking again, “How much is hash cash?” He replied, “For you? No Charge!”
And finally, PSA stepped in (rather than away, heh) as the day’s hash curmudgeon when he was overheard going on and on about how he would hash more but the trails have just gotten too damn long. Hey buddy, never look at your beer as half empty, look at it as you’re halfway to your next beer!
On-Be funnier next time-On,
s/Kooter Kunte
EWH3 #1239 The Beer is Near Trail – 6:45 PM Thursday, June 3rd – Potomac Ave (Orange, Silver, Blue)
As the CDC and DC Health continues to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. We feel it is as important as ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community.
For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are required. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide. Information on vaccines in DC can be found here.
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Circle circle dot dot, now you have a cootie shot.
X X, Square square, now you have it everywhere…
Let’s set some personal best records (PBRs!) and revel in the outdoors together.
You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 50 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 3, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Potomac Ave Metro Station
D’erections: Exit the Potomac Ave metro stop and look for chalk marks or a strange crowd of rainbow and shiggy sock wearing weirdos.
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Pennsylvania Ave SE and Potomac Ave SE
Hares: Lorena Hobbit, Special Red and Roll Over, B
Trail Details:
Runners: 1.79 mi first half / 1.43 second half
Shiggy level 2.69, dog friendly
Walkers: 1.01 mi. first half / 0.99 second half
Shiggy level 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Lamps or flashlights are not a terrible idea. Trail is A to A’. It should be a nice night. Be smart and have fun. Bring your vessel. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!
Last Transportation:
– Largo Town Center (Silver) 11:19 PM
– New Carrollton (Orange) 11:20 PM
– Vienna/Fairfax-GMU (Orange) 10:51 PM
– Wiehle-Reston East (Silver) 10:49 PM
– Buses 11:28 PM +/-
Give Back to the Hash!
COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)
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