With Campout just around the corner, cum join us for a lusty treasure quest and load up on all the toys you’ll need for the weekend. And that’s not all, there will be prizes at the end for those who collect more treasures.  Don’t miss out!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 25, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: NoMa-Gallaudet U New York Ave – Florida Ave/N St Exit

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 3rd & N St NE

Hares: Limpy Gonzalez, How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck, Dingle All the Way

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.5 mi. first half / 2.4 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.2 mi first half / 1.2 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: NoMa-Gallaudet U New York Ave

Last Trains Out:

Red line to Shady Grove – 11:57 PM

Red line to Takoma – 12:13 AM

On After: Last Call

Specials: You’re Special

It’s so hot in DC – some would say it’s like 199 degrees – and you’re sweating just reading this. So join us on Thursday to hash it out & body roll – but don’t wake up alone starin’ at your ceiling. What’s it take to get your rego?

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 18, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: *Fort HOTten Metro. Follow marks to start!*

Nearest Capital Bike Share: *Fort Totten Station Road*

Hares: *Son, What the Fuck?!, Head Injury, Choco Del Taco, Jebutante, The Whore You Know (and Just Annabelle)*

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.3 mi. first half / 2.6 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1 mi first half / 1.7 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 2.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (.25 mi to *Georgia Ave* Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, shiggy socks, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: *Georgia Ave/Petworth*

Last Trains Out:

Branch Ave – 11:41pm / Greenbelt 12:27am

On After: Midlands

Specials: You’re special.

Are these dog days of summer getting you down? Have you been feeling dull and drab lately? Well get ready to spice up your life with a little girl power!! 28 years ago this week, the Spice Girls released their hit single “Wannabe” and solidified themselves as the best selling girl group of all time. There’s no better way to celebrate these icons than slamming your body (and some beers) down and winding it all around! So if you really really really wanna zig-a-zig-ah, get your act together, and rego in time!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 11, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Cleveland Park Metro – Follow Marks to Start*

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Connecticut Ave. NW and Macomb St. NW

Hares: Burlington Ho Factory, Jeb!utante, Son What the Fuck, Poon-apple Juice, and How Much Wood Could A Woodchuck Fuck

Trail Details:
– Runners: 3.30 mi. first half / 2.0 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.60 mi first half / 1.0 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (1.1 mi to Georgia Ave/Petworth Metro – GREEN LINE). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Georgia Ave-Petworth (GREEN LINE)

Last Trains Out:

Branch Ave – 11:41pm

Greenbelt – 12:27am

On After: Lyman’s Tavern

Specials: Natty Bo’s for $4, what else could you possibly need?