COVID-19 Update
EWH3’s MisManagement is absolutely thrilled to announce our kennel’s phased plan to resume limited in-person live trails, which will track the DC Dept. of Health and Mayor’s guidance for reopening businesses in DC. The details of our plan and what stage we are currently at can be found here, and we hope to see you on trail soon! If you have any questions or concerns, please contact us at [email protected].
EWH3 #1190 – Mermaids and Se(a)men (Phase Two.2) – Stadium-Armory (Blue/Orange/Silver line)
Do you want to be where the hashers are? Do you want to see ‘em, hashin’ around? Then put on some fins or dress like a dirty sailor and be part of our world. Join us this week for a nautical journey and you might even spot some mythical sea creatures. Suggested drinks include light rum, dark rum, spiced rum, and beer.
You have two options for this trail – You must sign up here via Hash Rego to attend!
1. Iso-Trail: Any time on Thursday between 10:00 AM and 6:00pm, find trail and run on your own. If you choose this option, do NOT mark checks, but please DO touch up any faded or distorted marks as you go. Rego now!
2. Live Packs: A pack of 35 will gather for BYOB trail. We will be providing a limited amount of beer and water for the pack at end circle! Rego now!
When: Anytime before 6:00pm on Thursday, July 16; OR
Live Pack out at 7:00pm – Sign up on Hash Rego required! Be sure to read the requirements carefully before committing!
Where: Start at the northern tip of parking lot 8 behind RFK stadium.
D’Erections: From the stadium-armory NE exit, head east on Independence ave SE towards RFK. Walk across parking lot 8 and circle-up at the NE corner right before the Whitney Young Memorial Bridge. Capitol Bike Share station on 19th & East Capitol St SE.
Hares: They Blow Up So Fast and Tacos On A Bridge.
Trail Length: Runners 3.5 miles / Walkers 1.9 miles
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A with some light shiggy, BYOB & Snacks, Be Safe, Stay Distant, Wash your hands.
EWH3 #1189 – The Picnic Trail (Phase Two) – Tenleytown-AU (Red line)
This summer’s hottest new trend is…
…eating and drinking your favorite beverage outdoors on these cute little blankets. Bring your gingham and your basket for a picnic in the park with your favorite wankers! Pack your coolers of grapes (juice form is acceptable) and cheese or grab some takeout to support your favorite local spot.
You have three options for this trail:
1. Virtual Only: Post a photo to the Google album following the requirements listed below. [this is the last week that virtual-only trail credit will be offered]
2. Iso-Trail: Any time on Thursday between 8:00 AM and 5:00 PM, find trail and run on your own. Snap a photo at the indicated spot and post for credit. If you choose this option, do NOT mark checks, but please DO touch up any faded or distorted marks as you go.
3. Live Packs: Two packs of packs of 35 will gather for BYOB trail. You must sign up here via Hash Rego to attend!
When: Any time before 5:00pm on Thursday, July 9; OR
Live Packs out at 5:00 & 7:00 pm! – Sign up on Hash Rego required! Be sure to read the requirements carefully before committing!
Where: Fort Reno Park (start at parking lot at Fort Drive & Howard Street NW)
D’Erections: From the Tenleytown-AU metro station, walk 2 blocks on Albemarle street – turn left on Nebraska Avenue, cross Chesapeake St NW, enter the park on Howard St NW and walk until you reach the parking lot.
Hares: Son, What the Fuck?! and Tacos On A Bridge
Trail Length: Runners: 3.3miles / Walkers: 2.1miles
Photo Requirements: To receive credit, you must post at least one of the following to the google album, linked here:
1. Snap a photo on trail at the photo check
2. Show off the things that make all the (ants) come to your yard [this is the last week that virtual-only trail credit will be offered]
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A, BYOB & Snacks & Face covering, Be Safe, Stay Distant, Wash your hands. If you are showing symptoms of or may have been exposed to COVID-19, please stay home and enjoy virtual trail offerings.
Virtual Circle: Details for Zoom will be posted in the Google album with Chalk Talk.
EWH3 #1188 – The Well That Was Kinda Weird But We’re Back At the Hash! Trail (Phase Two Trail) – NoMa/Gallaudet (Red line)
(To the tune of Jack Sparrow by The Lonely Island)
Trail starts now baby drink with us
Callin out OnOn as we rollin’ up. Rollin’ up!
Blow through the check ain’t no holdin’ up Yeah!
Chugging beer at beer check like I gives a fuck. Come on
Muggles shifty eyed when we walk into the park
But they’re just looking jealous cause it closes at dark
Yeah! Yeah!
Tall boy in my bag, holding my chalk
You either sing, tell a joke, or show the whole pack your —
This is the tale of DC on lockdown
Thanks to the spread of COVID-19
Stuck in our homes, can’t go to Tortuga
Gotta cover our mouths, just in case we sneeze
Yeah that was kinda weird, but we’re back at the hash…
You have three options for this trail:
1. Virtual Only: Post a photo to the Google Album following the requirements listed below.
2. Iso-Trail: Any time on Thursday between 10:00 AM and 5:00 PM, find trail and run on your own. Snap a photo at the indicated spot and post for credit. If you choose this option, do NOT mark checks, but please DO touch up any faded or distorted marks as you go.
3. Live Packs: Two packs of 25 will gather for BYOB trail. You must sign up here via Hash Rego to attend! Hash Rego will open on Sunday June 28 at 11:59PM.
When: Anytime before 5:00 on Thursday, July 2nd; OR
Live Packs out at 5:00 and 7:00 – Sign up on Hash Rego required! Be sure to read the requirements carefully before committing!
Where: Parking lot on the East side of North Capital St. across from O St NW.
D’Erections: From the NoMa/Gallaudet metro exit on to the North by the ATF building, walk down N Street, turn right at First St NE, cross New York Ave and immediately turn right into the parking lot.
Theme: The Lonely Island
Hares: Schrödinger’s Cock & Son, What the Fuck!?
Trail Length: about 3.69
Photo Requirements: To receive credit, you must post at least one of the following to the google album, linked here:
1. Snap a photo on trail at the photo check.
2. Show us your Michael Bolton level cinephilia!
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A, BYOB & Snacks, Be Safe, Stay Distant, Wash your hands. If you are showing symptoms of or have been exposed to COVID-19, or feel sick at all, please stay home and enjoy virtual trail!
Virtual Circle details: Thursday at 7PM
Meeting ID: 829 1622 3217
Password: beer