On Thursday May 13, the CDC released updated guidance for fully vaccinated individuals. On Monday May 17, the DC Mayor’s office responded by updating local regulations. As always, Everyday is Wednesday considers the safety and well-being of our community a priority, trusting in the most up-to-date guidance from experts to guide this endeavor. As such, we are happy to announce updated policies, effective immediately. Please review these policies prior to registering for trail.
EWH3 #1259 The Bald and Free Trail – 6:45 PM Thursday, October 14th – Minnesota Ave (Orange Line)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
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Happy Bald and Free day! Whether it’s your cranium or your nether regions, show up to trail bald and free as we traverse the wilds east of the Anacostia (yes, they do exist!). Since we’re bald, trail won’t be. Runners will see some 70s level bush to plow through (giggity).
Whether you’re naturally smooth or you have to bust out the razor every few days, just us for this trail as smooth as Marvin Gaye’s voice. Let’s get it on!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 14, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Minnesota Ave (ORANGE), exit to Minnesota Ave side and follow marks. Circle will be at the Marvin Gaye Mosaic (4215 Nannie Helen Burroughs Ave NE, Washington, DC 20019)
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 4058 Minnesota Ave
Hares: Red Roper, Gotta Eat Dick, The Cocktease Falcon, maybe some guests?
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.1 mi. first half / 2.1 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1 mi. first half / 1 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 1.69 for walkers, 6.69 (1st half) and 2.69 (2nd) for runners
Runners! Cranium gear or some other light is ABSOLUTELY MANDATORY. Strongly recommend a buddy system in some parts of trail. You WILL get wet. You will encounter shiggy. You will probably see some deer.
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (1 mi.). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Minnesota Ave (ORANGE)
Last Trains Out:
– New Carrollton (Orange): 12:26 A.M.
– Vienna/Fairfax (Orange): 11:45 P.M.
On After: Trusty’s (Potomac Ave Metro Stop, 2 stops away)
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EWH3 #1258 The ‘That’s So Fetch!’ Trail – Thursday, October 7th. 6:45 PM @ Rhode Island Metro (Red Line) OR 5:30 PM @ West Hyattsville (Green Line)
In order to allow for contact tracing and to ensure brew crew is adequately prepared, sign up on HashRego is required for everyone (even those who are rego’d for Hashtivus). If you do not rego in advance, you will be required to do so at the start of trail.
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are required for everyone. BYO water.
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Ohmigosh, Regina, we’re at it again and this trail is going to be as grool as it gets! So get in losers, we’re going hashing. Don your best MEAN GIRLS attire because it’s 69 degrees and there’s a 30% chance it’s already raining. Don’t forget to wear pink if you want to sit with us- Wednesday is our favorite day!!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link), even if you rego’d for Hashtivus
— REGULAR TRAIL —
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 7, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Rhode Island Ave Metro
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Rhode Island and V Street NE
Hares: They Blow Up So Fast, Burlington Ho Factory, Maybe it’s Gaybelline, I Cum in a Land Down Under and s/Kooter Kunte
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.5 mi. first half / 2.0 mi. second half
– Walkers: 0.908 mi first half / 0.75 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 1.69
– BVC on major road crossings and near train tracks, and bring a cranium lamp.
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on HashRego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
— BALLBUSTER TRAIL —
When: 5:30 PM Thursday, October 7, 2021. Pack away at 6:00 PM!
Where: West Hyattsville, follow marks to nearby grass
Nearest Capital Bike Share: West Hyattsville metro
Hares: Mouthful of Clam, Stain Gretzky, and Just Noah
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.8 mi. first half, 2.7 mi. second half, 2.8 mi. third(!) half, 2.8 mi. fourth(!!) half
– Shiggy: 3.69 (brief, but potent)
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z’. Bring your own vessel and a full water bottle. CRANIUM LAMPS FOR SURE! Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
— AFTER TRAIL —
End Metro: Rhode Island Ave-Brentwood (Red)
Last Trains Out:
– Northbound RED Line: 12:16 AM
– Southbound RED Line: 11:54 PM
On After: The Dew Drop Inn
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EWH3 #1257 The DC Statehood Freedom Wild Trail – 6:45 PM Thursday, September 30th – Anacostia Metro (Green Line)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
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VIDEO: The DC Zebras have been spotted in Anacostia and are on the loose. Their wild manes emblematic of the quest for DC Statehood, and the restlessness of the Delta Summer coming to an end. In any event, for this week’s trail, you are either a zebra or a zookeeper. Join the chase this Thursday at Anacostia Metro for an A – B trail!
If you are feeling ungovernable, wear a white t-shirt. Your zebr—err hares will have black stripes to stencil on so you can better evade the zookeepers, Congress, your boss, and other predators and authority figureheads. A group of zebras is referred to as a herd, dazzle, or zeal.
If you are ready to get things back under control and restore some semblance of social norms and order, come dressed as a zookeeper, safari guide, the bad guy from Jumanji etc. NO GUNS, this is the old DC (do we have to say that??).
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 30, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Anacostia Metro – Howard Rd Exit
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Howard Rd and Shannon Pl SE
Hares: Crikey Pro Blow, Special Zed, Red Rope em In, Maybe it’s Neighbelline, Stripes One Out, Just Doug, 9021-No
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.5 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a CRAAANIUMM light, and a full water bottle.
NOTE: It may rain so check the forecast and do what you will.Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.End Metro: Navy Yard
Last Trains Out:
– Branch Ave: 12:18
– Greenbelt: 11:52 PM
On After: Bardo 25 Potomac Ave SE DC
Upcoming Events!
Give Back to the Hash!
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