When: Thursday, July 25, 6:45 PM circle up, Pack away 7:15 PM!
Where: College Park Metro (West Exit…through underpass) – follow marks to start!
Hares: They Blow Up So Fast, Colostomy Shag, Heaven’s Gape, Just Karen, Just Debbie, PSA.
How Far: Runners: 3.5 miles 1st half, 1 mile 2nd half Walkers: 2 miles 1st half, 0.4 miles 2nd half
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Lots of shiggy on runners: 4 out of 5 shiggy level (just like the sorority girls, you’re all going to get wet!). Walkers trail is dog and stroller friendly. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp, bug spray, & mug! Be smart, have fun.
Last trains out of College Park: Green to Branch Ave: 11pm Green to Greenbelt: 12:11am Yellow to Greenbelt: 11:40pm Yellow to Huntington: 11:02pm
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On July 20, 1969 America landed on the Moon. This trail marks the 50th Anniversary of the Moon Shot by giving you the opportunity to do a “moonshot” of your own — namely by showing your ass and getting drunk. Wear that space stuff you already have lying around or just make a tin foil hat and deny the “Moon” even exists!
When: 6:45 sign in, Pack away 7:15!
Where: Navy Yard Station — Department of Transportation Exit – follow marks to start!
Hares: You Can’t Handle the Poop, Roll Over, Bitch!, Kunta Kunte, NSA (but N[A]SA for today), Vladmir Fruitin, Uno, Dos, Tres, Liftoff!, Quantum Whizics
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.
How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4.7 miles long (about 2.8 miles first half and 1.9 miles second half). Walkers’ trail is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.
Last trains out of Judiciary Square: Red Line to Glenmont: 11:40 PM Red Line to Shady Grove: 11:30 PM
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Is that your rising sign or are you happy to see me? Come see the Aries & Leos be FRBs, the Virgos & Cancers skip to end, and Pisces & Libras get lost af. If there’s one thing all the signs have in common, it’s a love for beer!
When: 6:45 PM, July 11th, 2019. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Woodley Park Zoo/Adams Morgan (Red line) – follow marks to start!
Hares: Son, What the Fuck?!, The HyperPoop, Deetz Nuts, Cheech & Dong, Colliteral Damage, and Poon-apple Juice
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