Think tropical thoughts as we tour the finest watering holes that Cleveland Park/Adams Morgan has to offer!
When: Thursday, August 22nd, 6:45 circle up, Pack away 7:15!
Where: Cleveland Park – follow marks to start!
Hares: Gunna Probably Spew, Heaven’s Gape, special guest appearance(s)
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Walkers’ trail is everything friendly. Runners’ trail isn’t particularly stroller or dog friendly. Runners’ feet might get a bit wet. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.
How Far: Runners’ true trail is approx. 4.6 miles Walkers’ true trail is approx. 2.6 miles
Last trains out: Woodley Park/Zoo (Red Line): Glenmont 11:26 Shady Grove 11:44
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Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z or A1 (if you join us at the On-After), but it’s downtown so there’s a metro stop every three blocks anyway. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly, bring your mug, and remember your romper. Be smart, have fun, pee before trail.
How far:Runners’ trail will be approximately 5.6 miles for Eagles (3.0/2.6) and 3.3 miles for Turkeys (2.0/1.3). Walkers’ trail is about 2.0 miles total.
Last trains out of Farragut North (Red Line): Glenmont 11:31 PM Shady Grove 11:39 PM Last trains out of Mt. Vernon Square (Green/Yellow Line): Branch Ave 11:21 PM Greenbelt 11:19 PM (Yl) / 11:50 PM (Gr) Huntington 11:23 PM
Another year older, none the wise. Cum join Schrödinger’s Cock as he attempts to thwart the gods of aging by dressing as another hasher’s name. Dress like a hare for a super special shot check opportunity! Like Nicholas Cage (or John Travolta? Still not sure..), it’s time for a face… off!
Need some inspiration? Check out some of last year’s guests of honor, including…
When: 6:48 PM Thursday 08/08/8819. Pack away at 7:18!
Where: Dupont Circle – Follow marks to the circle!
Hares:Schrödinger’s Cock, Poon-apple Juice, Son What the Fuck, Stain Gretzky, and Whoregon Trail!
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B-ish. It should be a nice night for a face/off. Pack smartly, bring your mug, and Be smart, have fun, hunt down your doppelgänger.
How far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4.1 miles (about 2.6 first half, 1.5 second half). Walkers’ trail is about half the distance of runners’.
Shiggy Level: 0.88
Last trains out of Farragut North (Red Line): Glenmont 11:31 PM Shady Grove 11:39 PM
Last trains out of Farragut West (Orange/Blue/Silver Line): Franconia-Springfield 11:32 PM Largo Town Center 11:30 PM New Carrollton 11:19 PM Vienna/Fairfax/GMU 11:40 PM Wiehle-Reston East 11:25 PM
On After: Recessions Don’t lie. You know exactly where it is.
Specials: $1 off domestic drafts and Karaoke! Pretend to be someone who knows how to sing while dressed as the hash name of another person. This won’t get confusing at all.