Aloha! Break out those tropical prints, shades, beachballs, and coconut bras for this tropical island trail. Come bask in that January darkness and sharp windchill. Mahalo!
You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
When: 6:45PM Thursday January 28, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Stadium-Armory (Orange, Blue, Silver), Exit 19th St. and Independence Ave.
Hares: Around the World in 80 Lays, Bondage James Bondage, and special helper hare.
Trail Length:
Runners: 2.2 miles first half / 1.9 second half
Walkers: 1.3 miles first half / 0.8 second half
(dog friendly, stroller iffy)
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is an A to A’. Dress warm and bring a cranium lamp. It should be a nice day. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!
Big Announcements!
If you want to help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning, email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
Virtual Trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo or pull up your favorite (?) memory and post it to the Google Photo album, then send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to [email protected] to secure trail credit.
EWH3 Brew Crew!
Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:
Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station.
Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them.
Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up!
You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.
Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.
There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely.
Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!
ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/dccan for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device. Help keep your kennel and community safe!
Four years ago a very weird era started in the U.S., and then one year ago to the date of trail, then Just Kirsten, while attempting to frogger a busy road, took on a battle with an automobile.
Both scary incidents were survived with battle scars and stories to tell over beers. So don your best glow/reflective gear and join us for an invigorating jaunt around Cleveland Park and a celebration of survival as your incumming mismanagement kicks off a new era of being safety third.
You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
When: 6:45PM Thursday January 21, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Cleveland Park, East exit
D’erections: Follow marks to start behind California Tortilla
Runners: 2 miles first half / 1.9 second half (dog friendly!)
Walkers: .9 miles first half / 1.2 second half
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is an A to A’. Dress warm and bring a cranium lamp. It should be a nice day. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!
Big Announcements!
If you want to help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning, email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
Virtual Trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo or pull up your favorite (?) 2020 memory and post it to the Google Photo album, then send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to [email protected] to secure trail credit.
EWH3 Brew Crew!
Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:
Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station.
Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them.
Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up!
You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.
Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.
There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely.
Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!
ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/dccan for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device. Help keep your kennel and community safe!
EWH3 #1217, #1218 and #1219 – AGM: A HashMas Carol! (Phase 2.69) – 11am, 2pm, and 5pm Saturday, January 16, 2021 – Multiple Locations
Join us as your past MisManagement, current MM, and future MM take you on a tour of DC, covering you in that warm sticking holiday spirit. Our AGM this year is a little different; to keep the pack size small, we’ll have TWO live trails–get glazed like a ham in the morning at 11AM or stuffed like a turkey in the evening at 5PM; please register for ONE of them, so that as many as possible can attend. Either way, everyone is invited to our official turnover at 2PM on Zoom. Gispert bless us, everyone!
Ghost of Mismanagement Past / Morning Trail 11AM
Bid the ghosts of MisMan Past a sweet farewell! Forgive their Scrooge-like behavior, it’s been a year. It’s been a long dark road, and we just need a little lift in our spirit!
When: 11AM, Saturday January 16. Pack away at 11:15AM! Where: Tenleytown/AU – start at Fort Reno Park
D’erections: Follow marks from metro station north on Nebraska Ave, turn into the parking lot by the school.
Misc. Crap: Trail is an A to A. Dress warm. It should be a nice day. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Snacks will be provided. Be smart, have fun. Rego here!
Ghosts of MisMan Present!/Turn Over 2PM Take a break from the cold outdoors and grab a beer (pretend you had to shove past a bunch of wankers at Kelly’s) to join the virtual Official Turnover! Rego for the Zoom only option is available.
The Ghost of MisMan Yet to Cum!Evening trail 5PM
Celebrate (or take pity on) the new wankers as they guide you through the streets of NoMa!
When: 5PM, Saturday January 16. Pack away at 5:15PM!
D’erections: Exit metro and follow marks to start!
Misc. Crap: Trail is an A to A’. Dress warm and bring a lamp. It should be a nice evening. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Snacks will be provided. Be smart, have fun. Rego here!
EWH3 #1221 – The Tropical Island Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, January 28 – Stadium-Armory (Orange, Blue, Silver)
Aloha! Break out those tropical prints, shades, beachballs, and coconut bras for this tropical island trail. Come bask in that January darkness and sharp windchill. Mahalo!
You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
When: 6:45PM Thursday January 28, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Stadium-Armory (Orange, Blue, Silver), Exit 19th St. and Independence Ave.
D’erections: East on Independence, continue on walking trail to parking lot, cross parking lot to the northeast corner of Lot 8.
Capital Bike Share: 19th St. SE and E. Capitol St. SE
Hares: Around the World in 80 Lays, Bondage James Bondage, and special helper hare.
Trail Length:
Runners: 2.2 miles first half / 1.9 second half
Walkers: 1.3 miles first half / 0.8 second half
(dog friendly, stroller iffy)
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is an A to A’. Dress warm and bring a cranium lamp. It should be a nice day. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!
Big Announcements!
EWH3 Brew Crew!
Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:
ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app!
Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/dccan for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device. Help keep your kennel and community safe!
As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/
For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing
If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – (202)813-0689
EWH3 #1220 – Incumming MisManagement! (Phase 2.69) – 6:45 PM Thursday, January 21 – Cleveland Park (Red Line)
Four years ago a very weird era started in the U.S., and then one year ago to the date of trail, then Just Kirsten, while attempting to frogger a busy road, took on a battle with an automobile.
Both scary incidents were survived with battle scars and stories to tell over beers. So don your best glow/reflective gear and join us for an invigorating jaunt around Cleveland Park and a celebration of survival as your incumming mismanagement kicks off a new era of being safety third.
You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
When: 6:45PM Thursday January 21, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Cleveland Park, East exit
D’erections: Follow marks to start behind California Tortilla
Capital Bike Share: Connecticut Ave & Newark St NW
Hares: Lickthyologist and 21 Gum Salute
Trail Length:
Runners: 2 miles first half / 1.9 second half (dog friendly!)
Walkers: .9 miles first half / 1.2 second half
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is an A to A’. Dress warm and bring a cranium lamp. It should be a nice day. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!
Big Announcements!
EWH3 Brew Crew!
Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:
ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/dccan for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device. Help keep your kennel and community safe!
As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/
For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing
If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – (202)813-0689
EWH3 #1217, #1218 and #1219 – AGM: A HashMas Carol! (Phase 2.69) – 11am, 2pm, and 5pm Saturday, January 16, 2021 – Multiple Locations
EWH3 #1217, #1218 and #1219 – AGM: A HashMas Carol! (Phase 2.69) – 11am, 2pm, and 5pm Saturday, January 16, 2021 – Multiple Locations
Join us as your past MisManagement, current MM, and future MM take you on a tour of DC, covering you in that warm sticking holiday spirit. Our AGM this year is a little different; to keep the pack size small, we’ll have TWO live trails–get glazed like a ham in the morning at 11AM or stuffed like a turkey in the evening at 5PM; please register for ONE of them, so that as many as possible can attend. Either way, everyone is invited to our official turnover at 2PM on Zoom. Gispert bless us, everyone!
Ghost of Mismanagement Past / Morning Trail 11AM
Bid the ghosts of MisMan Past a sweet farewell! Forgive their Scrooge-like behavior, it’s been a year. It’s been a long dark road, and we just need a little lift in our spirit!
When: 11AM, Saturday January 16. Pack away at 11:15AM!
Where: Tenleytown/AU – start at Fort Reno Park
D’erections: Follow marks from metro station north on Nebraska Ave, turn into the parking lot by the school.
Capital Bikeshare: Wisconsin Ave & Brandywine St NW
Hares: Tacos On A Bridge and Son, What the Fuck?!
Trail Length:
Runners: 1.75m first half / 1.5 second half
Walkers: 1m first half / 1m second half
Misc. Crap: Trail is an A to A. Dress warm. It should be a nice day. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Snacks will be provided. Be smart, have fun. Rego here!
Ghosts of MisMan Present!/Turn Over 2PM
Take a break from the cold outdoors and grab a beer (pretend you had to shove past a bunch of wankers at Kelly’s) to join the virtual Official Turnover! Rego for the Zoom only option is available.
The Ghost of MisMan Yet to Cum! Evening trail 5PM
Celebrate (or take pity on) the new wankers as they guide you through the streets of NoMa!
When: 5PM, Saturday January 16. Pack away at 5:15PM!
D’erections: Exit metro and follow marks to start!
Capital Bikeshare: First & M St NE
Hares: Mystery hares!
Trail Length:
Runners: approx 3.5miles
Walkers: approx 2 miles
Misc. Crap: Trail is an A to A’. Dress warm and bring a lamp. It should be a nice evening. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Snacks will be provided. Be smart, have fun. Rego here!