It’s time to flashback to those days of yore. Bust out those letter jackets, JNCOs, wrestling uniforms, or other memorabilia. You know you want to wear it outside the house.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday March 21, 2019. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: McPherson Square – Vermont Ave. Exit – follow marks to start!
Hares: GeriatricMandering; Mambo # Hives, Pinocchi-Ho; Split Her Bare; Special Red; and Cheech and DongW
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Trail is a scenic pavement pounder. Dog and stroller friendly. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.
Trail Lengths Runners: Close to 5 miles Walkers: Slightly more than 2 miles
Last trains out of McPherson Square: Blue line to Franconia-Springfield 11:28 PM Blue Line to Largo Town Center 11:27 PM Orange Line to New Carrollton 11:20 PM Orange Line to Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:36 PM Silver Line to Wiehle-Reston East 11:21 PM Red Line to Glenmont 11:36 PM Red Line Shady Grove 11:36 PM
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Virgins: Just Patrick, Just John, Just Elliot, Just
Fernando, Just Catherine, Just Joaquin, Just Marissa, Just Julia
Visitor: Virgin Mobile (Jolly Roger H3), Tits for Tots (Kampala, but formerly of
It was a gorgeous night in DC and the weather brought out so
many fair-weather hashers the pack was positively engorged. #SquadHoles
said it was the biggest he’d ever seen.
Speaking of things I saw on trail…
Our wonderful virgins Just Marissa & Just Julia shared in opening circle that a
“Historical Bar Dude” from 8 months ago made them cum. Props to him for being able to make ladies
cum 8 months after the fact, and also to them for being cold blooded bitches
and not remembering the name of someone who made both of them cum.
were violated for spending too much time watching American Pie and not planning
trail. They literally fucked up pi… on pi
day… on a pi trail. If I wanted to get
fucked by a pie, I’d just wander around the bakery section of the Unsafeway.
Shout out to Texas Hold Him who responded to my complaint that the hares fucked
up pi by four digits in by clarifying that to him it’s not fucking unless you’re
*at least* four digits in.
Me got so deep into his exploration of Asian culture that he came out
Mexican? (It’s a visual joke, he was
wearing a serape.) Also, his several
month vacation on the other side of the world wasn’t enough to scrub the DC all
the way out of him because I caught him not once, not once, but three times
networking for a job on trail. If I have
to hear the phrase “comms director” one more time…
busted for naming his dick Google – I literally caught the man shouting at his
own crotch “Hey Google, what temperature is it outside?” but despite being skimpily
dressed like a sad Dobby cosplay I still couldn’t find it. Was anybody else feeling lucky? However, SchroCo should clearly name his junk
Uber. Everybody gets a ride, even though
it’s only 3.14 stars…
And finally, for all you illiterate philistines
who didn’t appreciate my In The Night
Kitchen joke about Throbbin’ Hood’s gaping
bathrope and missing toque, read a goddamn book.
No naming, but plenty of Wawa got stuffed in the ole pie
hole if ya know what I mean…
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