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Trail #1245 The Spice World Hash Trash
Trail: The Spice World Trail #1245
When: Thursday, July 8, 2021
Where: Columbia Heights Metro Area
Visitors: N/a
Virgins: N/a
Hares: Poon Apple, Burlington Ho Factory, They Blow Up So Fast, Slurpy the Big Mouth Lass and General Tso’s Dicken
Whew! What a whirlwind of a week you guys! The busy bees and beavers have been working tirelessly behind the scenes at Everyday is Wednesday to ensure your summer ROCKS in every sense of the word…and now, onto hash trash from last week!
Cocktease Falcon was an early violation (or cumendation?) on trail for flashing us her poka dots… poke on poke, amiright? But she scampered off early before we could properly all her into circle for her down down.
Speaking of things we hope to poke, can I get the hares out here please? The hares are serving up some spice girl realness tonight and I would like to invite anyone and everyone channeling their best Sporty spice, baby spice, scary ginger or posh tonight…. Girl Power Social!!
I am so glad our trail did not get shut down b4 it even began… violation or again, a cumendation to the hares for catching the eye of Washington’s finest while setting trail back in CoHi. “No we do not require a police escort to beer check but yes! You can call me later!” (Dibs on the one that looked like a compact Jason Momoa!)
This violation is for PSA… before trail, in effort to brighten everyone’s spirits before embarking on the night’s super soggy trail, I was saying maybe we should all dress up as Megan Thee Stallion’s back up dancers and really just lean into our inevitable WAP status… PSA replies, “who?!” When Gen Xers and Millennials collide, amiright?
I had to shout out my girl, Issues with Tissues because at one point, she was heard exclaiming on trail that she could not get any wetter during that slippery beer check if she tried. Gentlemen? Laaaaadies? Uh, challenge accepted! *wink*
But the real wet a** violation award has to go Cum Burgler and Gaybeline for rocking that slide at beer check in tandem and effectively supplemented my spank bank for the next week or two. Hey-yo!
Vincent Van Goh F*ck myself and Fingererer were violated for that mighty spill they each took on trail….
Basement Boy Toy was violated for chivalry on trail. He offered to hold Whoregon Trail’s beer so she could also go play on the beer check slide. Teamwork makes the cream work, people. TEAMWORK!
Lastly…. did ya’ll hear there was a NAMING ON TRAIL?!?! Yes yes, our dear Just Nele finally earned her final stripes. Or something.
For reasons (not) outlined above… some very close runners up were The Great DANEal and Bicurious George… but! Throughout the world of hashing…except Great Falls, f*ck them! Just Nele shall be known as….Bundaslickher !
On-Keep it Spicy-On,
sKooter Kunte
EWH3 #1247: The Robin Sparkles Trail – Thursday, July 22nd – Smithsonian (Orange/Blue/Silver)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. As always, vessels are required. Remember to sign up on HashRego before trail!
HASH NEWS:
Hashers, not Trashers! – It’s hot, and drinking water is smart BUT prepackaged bottled water isn’t so environmentally friendly! Luckily, your brew crew is offering a state of the art “Water Transport System.” Simply bring a full reusable water bottle to start, place it in the waterbed, and your water will be magically transported along the trail for you to access at beer check and end. Help us do our part to keep Mother Earth happy and healthy!
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This week we’re going to make like early 90’s Canadian pop star Robin Sparkles and GO TO THE MALL!
Grab your sequined jacket and feather your hair.
Have a great time out there and remember to be polite. You’re visiting from Canada after all!
You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 22, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Smithsonian Metro, Mall exit (12th at Jefferson), follow marks to start
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Jefferson Drive and 12th
Hares: Mouthful of Clam, Rail Mary, Ready Player None, and Just Emily
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.5 mi. first half / 2.4 second half
– Walkers: 1.2 mi. first half / 1.3 second half
– A dab of shiggy and one 3 ft drop for dogs on runner trail
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Bring your own vessel, a headlamp, and a FULL WATER BOTTLE. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Judiciary Square [Red] (0.6 miles from end circle)
Last Trains out:
– Glenmont 12:10 PM
– Shady Grove 12:00 PM
– double check your apps!
On After: Hamilton’s!!!
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EWH3 #1246: THE THIRD ANAL ITSY-BITSY TEENY-WEENY YELLOW POLKA DOT BIKINI TRAIL! – THURSDAY, JULY 15TH – NAVY YARD (GREEN LINE)
As the CDC and DC Health continues to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. As always, vessels are required. Remember to rego via Hash Rego before trail!
Hashers, not Trashers! – It’s hot, and drinking wateris smart BUT prepackaged bottle waterisn’t so environmentally friendly! Luckily, your brew crew is offering a state of the art “WaterTransport System.” Simply bring a full reusable water bottle to start, place it in the waterbin, and your waterwill be magically transported along the trail for you to access at beer check and end. Help us do our part to keep Mother Earth happy and healthy!
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It’s hot. It’s humid. It’s summer in DC. Cool off with the biggest pool-free pool part this side of the Anacostia. Whether you prefer to BREASTstroke, Doggy (style) paddle, or just hang by the edge, prepare to get wet and wild.
For the THIRD year in a “row,” we’ll have itsy-bitsy attire and plenty of gummy bears (and also maybe some “teeny weenies” – sorry not sorry). Cum dressed to impress in your bikinis, one piece suits, speedo, tankini, or mankini. Be ready for some WAP ‘n’ Roll!
You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 15, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Navy Yard Metro (M & New Jersey – DOT Exit) – follow marks to start!
Bus Option: P6
Nearest Capital Bike Share: M St & New Jersey Ave SE
Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Schrödinger’s Cock, Slurpee the Large Mouth Lass, 9021-ho, Just Alex
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.1 mi. first half / 1.8 second half
– Walkers: 1.1 mi. first half / 0.9 second half
– No shiggy, but trail will go through public splash zones (fountains, pools, and ponds)
– Trail is dog-friendly, and so is on after, but do you really want to smell a wet dog all night? (Present company excluded)
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.5 miles). You WILL get wet! It should be a nice summer night. Pack smartly and bring you water wings, mug, and FULL WATER BOTTLE! Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
Last Transportation from Waterfront:
– Branch Ave 11:18 PM
– Greenbelt 10:52 PM
– double check your apps!
On After: Patio at Walter’s Sports Bar – 10th N St SE
Specials: $5 select drafts, wine, and rail cocktails
Give Back to the Hash!