On Thursday May 13, the CDC released updated guidance for fully vaccinated individuals. On Monday May 17, the DC Mayor’s office responded by updating local regulations. As always, Everyday is Wednesday considers the safety and well-being of our community a priority, trusting in the most up-to-date guidance from experts to guide this endeavor. As such, we are happy to announce updated policies, effective immediately. Please review these policies prior to registering for trail.
EWH3 #1308: The Glitter Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, August 11, 2022 – Crystal City (Blue/Yellow Line)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
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Come one, come all to the glitteriest of trails in the glitteriest of cities, Crystal Shitty. Though glitter may be the herpes of the arts and crafts world, it sparks joy for many D.C. hashers. Still, others may feel the need to protect themselves from this glitterific trail with a 6 foot pole or even a hazmat suit. Which will you be – part of the glitterati or the glitter-not-i? You may choose to come in your best glitter outfits with your glitter game face (biodegradable glitter encouraged), come with your best glitter protection, or just come as you are because we know it’s hot and humid enough right now to bring out the natural shine in all of us.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 11, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Crystal City (the shiniest city) Metro, follow marks to start
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Eads St & 15th St S -or- Crystal Dr & 20th St S
Hares: Clam Bam Thank You Ma’am, GFA, Naughtya Cumandeatme, USPS, Whoriana Trench, and a possibly mystery hare…
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.9 mi. first half / 2.5 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.4 first half / 1.5 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.6 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Crystal City
Last Trains Out:
– Franconia-Springfield (Blue): 12:33am
– Largo Town Center (Blue): 11:46pm
– Greenbelt (Yellow): 11:37pm
– Huntingdon (Yellow): 12:08am
On After*: Freddies! If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. There are indoor and outdoor options.
Specials: Freddies is always special.
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events and Announcements!
Give Back to the Hash!
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EWH3 #1307: The 6th Anal Face/Off Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, August 4, 2022 – Dupont Circle (Red Line)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
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Another year older, none the wiser. Cum join Schrödinger’s Cock as he attempts to thwart the gods of aging by dressing as another hasher’s name. Dress as your hares for a special shot-based opportunity. Like Nicholas Cage (or John Travolta? Still not sure..), it’s time for a face… off!
Need some inspiration? Check out some previous guests of honor…
Stain Gretzky
Tony Panda!
Texas Hold Him!
General Tso’s Dicken…?!
and of course…
Schrödinger’s Cock!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 4, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Dupont Circle
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 20th & O St NW / Dupont South
Hares: Schrödinger’s Cock, Poon-apple Juice, No Strings Attached, Stain Gretzky and a mystery hare!
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.5 mi. first half / 1.1 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.1 first half / 0.63 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Farragut North
Last Trains Out:
Glenmont – 12:02 am
Shady Grove – 12:08 am
On After*: Recessions! If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.
Specials: The hares think you’re special
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events & Announcements!
Hab of the Week!
Purchase this week’s hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get ’em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!
Give Back to the Hash!
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EWH3 #1306: The Greek Week Interest Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, July 28, 2022 – Gallery Place/ Chinatown Metro (Red Line)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
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Join us this Thursday for the Greek Week interest prelube trail! Are you interested in joining a secret society that has Greek campouts in the woods, mostly three letter acronyms to describe itself, enjoys a good drink or few, some paddling, and singing a few songs here or there but is DEFINITELY NOT A CULT? Come express your interest in house εωη3 this Thursday with a trail in central D.C. Come in your most impressive athletic attire or walking clothes, but no need for letters, this is just a greek interest hour after all you sub pledges!
Also, think you can lay a better trail and come up with better themes than your Hare Razor? You probably can, please contact me to reserve your upcoming trail dates, we are in need of hares or else you are stuck with my crappy pledge mom jokes.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 28, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Gallery Place/ Chinatown Metro, meet on steps of Portrait Gallery: ~600 7th St NW
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 7th & F St NW
Hares: Lickthyologist, Head Injury, General Tsos Dicken, Possible Mystery Hare
Trail Details:
– Runners: 4.2 mi.
– Walkers: 2.1 mi.
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z (.6 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. Let’s get those livers conditioned for WH4 campout!
End Metro/Last Trains Out:
Union
Glenmont (Red): 12:12 AM
Shady Grove (Red): 11:58 PM
Archives/Navy Memorial
Branch Ave (Green) 11:54 PM
Greenbelt (Green) 12:15 AM
Greenbelt (Yellow) 11:48 PM
Huntington (Yellow) 11:57 PM
On After*: Hamilton’s! If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.
There are indoor and outdoor options.
Specials: You are a special greek interested snowflake.
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events!
Give Back to the Hash!
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!