Remember that great rave back in Nov 2016? Or what about that one in Nov 2017? Missed it, don’t remember it, weren’t there? Don’t worry, we got the perfect excuse to dust off those unused glow sticks! Come on out for this bass dropping, tremble shaking glow trail and help celebrate Twater Boarding and Atari 6900!s’ birthdays! Trail will have all your favorite old school electronic beats. Like this one! And don’t forget Karaoke at the on-after…
When: 6:45 PM, Nov 14th. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Pentagon City Station and walk to Champs for Prelewb and start, 1100 S Hayes St, Arlington, VA 22202.
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. There may or may not be glow sticks. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.
Drink and be merry in honor of our beloved Corps. III. Execution
When: 6:45 PM Thursday November 7th, 2019. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Rosslyn Station – follow marks to start at the Iwo Jima Memorial
Hares: Downward-Facing Doggy Style, Shart Sharts, Sphincter Shy, Camo Sutra, La Gingeracha, General’s Farm Animal, and mystery hares!
IV. Administration/Logistics
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Some shiggy/PI potential for runners. Walkers’ trail is dog and stroller friendly, runners’ is not.
It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring lumination & mug! Be smart, have fun.
How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 9 clicks (5.5 mi) long (about 3.5 mi for the first half and 2 mi for the second half). Walkers’ trail will be approximately 5 clicks (3.1 mi) long.
Last trains out of Rosslyn:
Orange Line Franconia-Springfield 11:47 PM Blue Line Largo Town Center 11:25 PM Silver Line Largo Town Center 11:12 PM Orange Line New Carrollton 11:14 PM Orange Line Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:45 PM Silver Line Wiehle-Reston East 11:30 PM
Last trains out of Foggy Bottom: Orange Line Franconia-Springfield 11:34 PM Blue Line Largo Town Center 11:28 PM Silver Line Largo Town Center 11:15 PM Orange Line New Carrollton 11:17 PM Orange Line Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:42 PM Silver Line Wiehle-Reston East 11:27 PM
On After: Church Hall
Specials:
$4 Narragansetts
$5 Truly Cocktails
$5 Sam Seasonal
$6 Nachos (Kitchen closes at 11 pm) V. Command/Signal
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Did you miss the last Twinkle Juice trail? Did you maybe just forget it because you drank too much? Either way, cum join us for the DECENNIAL of Halloween celebrations with Twinkle Juice. Dress up in your spooookiest outfit for a run through NOMA, and let us turn you into zombies with $3 beers and $4 fireball shooters at the on-after…after more Twinkle Juice and other shots than you can shake a spooky stick at.
Call off for Friday now.
Where: NOMA Galludet Metro – Follow Marks to Start
Hares: Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Colliteral Damage, Vladimir’s Fruitin’, Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack, and a special spooky Mystery Hare
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. 0% Shiggy, dog friendly trail but not on after. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly, BRING A HEADLAMP & mug! Be smart, have fun. Consider taking Friday off.
How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4 miles long (about 2.5 miles first half and 1.5 mile second half). Walkers’ trail is 2.2 miles long (.6 first half and 1.6 second).
Last trains out of NOMA Gallaudet Metro:
Red Line Glenmont: 11:44 PM Red Line Shady Grove: 11:26 PM
Song of the week:
♫Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock♫
♫What the hell was in that shot?♫
♫Chocolate Milk and Everclear♫
♫Should have stuck to drinking beer♫
♫Now I have to Twinkle Puke♫
♫Fuck your fucking Twinkle Juice♫
On After: Last Call
1301-A Fourth St., NE
Specials: $3 beers, $4 Fireball shooters, and possibly some kind of Beerback combo if we get enough people to show up. Neat!
EWH3 #1154: Unst Unst Unst: Triple Cummings Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, November 14th – Pentagon City (Yellow/Blue)
Remember that great rave back in Nov 2016? Or what about that one in Nov 2017? Missed it, don’t remember it, weren’t there? Don’t worry, we got the perfect excuse to dust off those unused glow sticks! Come on out for this bass dropping, tremble shaking glow trail and help celebrate Twater Boarding and Atari 6900!s’ birthdays! Trail will have all your favorite old school electronic beats. Like this one! And don’t forget Karaoke at the on-after…
When: 6:45 PM, Nov 14th. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Pentagon City Station and walk to Champs for Prelewb and start, 1100 S Hayes St, Arlington, VA 22202.
Hares: Atari 6900, Twater Boarding, Shart Sharts, Chicks Ahoy, Goldman Ballsach, Bow Chica
Trail Length:
Runners total trail: 1st is 1.58 mi, 2nd is 1.9 mi
Walker’s total trail: 1st is 1 mi, 2nd is 1 mil
Theme: Suggested themes include: Rave Kitty, Sandstorm, chocolate milk rave, but please, no goth Christmas ravers!
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. There may or may not be glow sticks. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.
Last trains out of [On-In Metro]:
Franconia-Springfield 11:53 PM
Greenbelt 11:07 PM
Huntington 11:35 PM
Largo Town Center 11:19 PM
On After: Freddies’
Specials: Karaoke – Tip your DJ, Leave Bags at the Door!
EWH3 #1153: Anal Marine Corps and La Gingeracha Birthday Trail – 6:45 PM THURSDAY, November 7th – Rosslyn Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Lines)
244th Birthday of the United States Marine Corps, 35th Birthday of La Gingeracha, and a remarkable new addition to the illustrious lore of our beloved Corps: Elizabeth Warren apparently fucked a 24-year-old Marine so hard she broke him. Don’t believe us? It’s true: https://youtu.be/SoRc298lahI?
II. Mission
Drink and be merry in honor of our beloved Corps.
III. Execution
When: 6:45 PM Thursday November 7th, 2019. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Rosslyn Station – follow marks to start at the Iwo Jima Memorial
Hares: Downward-Facing Doggy Style, Shart Sharts, Sphincter Shy, Camo Sutra, La Gingeracha, General’s Farm Animal, and mystery hares!
IV. Administration/Logistics
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Some shiggy/PI potential for runners. Walkers’ trail is dog and stroller friendly, runners’ is not.
It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring lumination & mug! Be smart, have fun.
How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 9 clicks (5.5 mi) long (about 3.5 mi for the first half and 2 mi for the second half). Walkers’ trail will be approximately 5 clicks (3.1 mi) long.
Blue Line Largo Town Center 11:25 PM
Silver Line Largo Town Center 11:12 PM
Orange Line New Carrollton 11:14 PM
Orange Line Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:45 PM
Silver Line Wiehle-Reston East 11:30 PM
Last trains out of Foggy Bottom:
Orange Line Franconia-Springfield 11:34 PM
Blue Line Largo Town Center 11:28 PM
Silver Line Largo Town Center 11:15 PM
Orange Line New Carrollton 11:17 PM
Orange Line Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:42 PM
Silver Line Wiehle-Reston East 11:27 PM
On After: Church Hall
Specials:
V. Command/Signal
EWH3 #1151: Twinkle’s 10TH ANNUAL Halloween Hash Bash! – NOMA Gallaudet Metro (Red Line)
Did you miss the last Twinkle Juice trail? Did you maybe just forget it because you drank too much? Either way, cum join us for the DECENNIAL of Halloween celebrations with Twinkle Juice. Dress up in your spooookiest outfit for a run through NOMA, and let us turn you into zombies with $3 beers and $4 fireball shooters at the on-after…after more Twinkle Juice and other shots than you can shake a spooky stick at.
Call off for Friday now.
Where: NOMA Galludet Metro – Follow Marks to Start
Hares: Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Colliteral Damage, Vladimir’s Fruitin’, Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack, and a special spooky Mystery Hare
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. 0% Shiggy, dog friendly trail but not on after. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly, BRING A HEADLAMP & mug! Be smart, have fun. Consider taking Friday off.
How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4 miles long (about 2.5 miles first half and 1.5 mile second half). Walkers’ trail is 2.2 miles long (.6 first half and 1.6 second).
Last trains out of NOMA Gallaudet Metro:
Red Line Glenmont: 11:44 PM
Red Line Shady Grove: 11:26 PM
Song of the week:
♫Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock♫
♫What the hell was in that shot?♫
♫Chocolate Milk and Everclear♫
♫Should have stuck to drinking beer♫
♫Now I have to Twinkle Puke♫
♫Fuck your fucking Twinkle Juice♫
On After: Last Call
1301-A Fourth St., NE