As DC enters phase 1c of vaccination, we can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel! However, it is more important now than ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide here.
Information on vaccination in DC can be found here.
EWH3 #1236: The Golden Girls Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, May 13th – Foggy Bottom (Silver Orange)
As the CDC and DC Health continues to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. We feel it is as important as ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community.
For this reason, masks must be worn AT ALL TIMES and vessels are required. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide and stay tuned for updates. For information on vaccines in DC, visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccine.
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This Thursday come say thank you for being a friend by running (or walking!) with your friends, and celebrating the birthday of the late, great Bea Arthur. Are you a Blanche? A Rose? We’ll travel down the trail and back again to find out!
You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 47 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 13, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Foggy Bottom Metro
D’erections: Follow marks to start at the super familiar location
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 24th and New Hampshire Ave NW
Hares: Colliteral Damage, Honey Bunches of Cunt, General Tso’s Dickens
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2 mi. first half / 2.2 second half
– Shiggy level 0.69 – Dog Friendly
– Walkers: 1.1 mi. first half / 1.2 second half
– Shiggy level 0.69 – Dog Friendly
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Bring your cranium lamps. It should be a nice night. Be smart and have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!
Last Trains out of Foggy Butt:
– Largo Town Center 10:58 PM
– New Carrollton 10:47 PM
– Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:12 PM
– Wiehle-Reston East 11:08 PM
Give Back to the Hash!
COVID Rules for Brews!
Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited number of libations (and bottled water) at both beer check and end. To ensure that this is done safely, we require the following:
Remember that your Crew are volunteers, offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make the hash possible. Show them the love they deserve!
At this phase, the hash is BYOSnacks and store-your-own-bags.
COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!
Sorry this announcement is late, but you know what they say:
EWH3 #1235: May Babies Trail – 6:45 PM Thursday, May 5 – Brookland-CUA Metro (Red)
As the CDC and DC Health continues to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. We feel it is as important as ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community. For this reason, we are continuing mask and vessel requirements on trail. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide and stay tuned for updates. For information on vaccines in DC, visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccine.
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April showers bring May . . . babies? What kind of showers are we talking about exactly?? Regardless of what they grew out of, let’s celebrate the special flowers that were born this month.
You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 47 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 5, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Brookland-CUA Metro, Exit towards the bus side
D’erections: Exit towards the bus side and follow marks.
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 10th and Monroe
Hares: PSA and Haystack
Trail Details:
Runners: 2 mi. first half / 1.5 second half
– Shiggy level 0.69 – Dog Friendly
Walkers: .5 mi. first half / .5 second half
– Shiggy level 0.69 – Dog + Stroller Friendly
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your cranium lamps. It should be a nice night. Be smart and have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!
More Announcements!
EWH3 Brew Crew!
Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited number of libations (and bottled water) at both beer check and end. To ensure that this is done safely, we require the following:
Remember that your Crew are volunteers, offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make the hash possible. Show them the love they deserve!
At this phase, the hash is BYOSnacks and store-your-own-bags.
COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!
EWH3 HASH TRASH #1234 – THE SESAME STREET TRAIL (RHODE ISLAND AVE)
When: Thursday, April 29, 2021
Where: Rhode Island Ave
Virgins: Just Mark, Just Nick, Just Allie
Hares: Special Head Kid, Seizure’s Phallus
Today’s trash is brought to you by the letters F, U, and the number 69.
On a warm April evening, we gathered. The sea of fur, monster-themed chokers, and pasty thighs was overwhelming, to say the least. Our executive producer presented our Virgins: Just Mark, Just Nick, and Just Allie and our Hares: Special Head Kid and Seizure’s Phallus. We were reminded of the location of a few body parts (namely our tongues) and sent off in search of “dad’s special soda.”
Immediately upon departure, half of the pack proved that they could NOT, in fact, tell me how to get to Sesame Street, veering off course for no reason and refusing all attempts by the sweeper at course correction.
We finally found ourselves stationed, appropriately, outside of an elementary school. We were treated to a rousing rendition of the Sesame Street theme song, attempted by Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, before we were finally introduced to our colorful cast of characters…
Stain Gretzky tried to sneak her race-ist attire past us.
Roll Over Bitch snuck off for sex on trail, making him our resident Nookie Monster.
The Cumburglar was overheard on trail complaining that Special Head Kid wasn’t commanding enough from behind.
Some hashers complained that GPS solved a Just check on his own, failing torecognize the presence of Just Snuffleupagus.
Seriously 5-10 channeled his inner Oscar by snatching up General Tso’s Dicken’s trash for his own treasure.
Special Head Kid’s naughty bits had an encounter with some P.I. Hopefully, all that swelling left him with a Big Bird.
and 23 In Me, who did not drink another hasher’s wine when entrusted with it, proving she really is someone we can Count on.
And thus, all our lessons learned and not a naming to be seen, we departed to where the air is sweet, or at least as sweet as it gets without an On-After.
On – I LOVE TRASH – On
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