EWH3’s MisManagement is absolutely thrilled to announce our kennel’s phased plan to resume limited in-person live trails, which will track the DC Dept. of Health and Mayor’s guidance for reopening businesses in DC. The details of our plan and what stage we are currently at can be found here, and we hope to see you on trail soon! If you have any questions or concerns, please contact us at [email protected].
EWH3 #1193 – The 4th Anal Face/Off Trail (Phase Three) – Mt Vernon (Yellow/Green) & NoMA (Red)
Cum join Schrödinger’s Cock as he attempts to thwart the gods of aging by dressing as another hasher’s name. Like Nicholas Cage (or John Travolta? Still not sure…), it’s time for a face… off!
Need some inspiration? Check out some of last year’s guests of honor, including…
Stain Gretzky
Goldman Ballsachs
The Cumburglar! and Poon-apple Juice
Texas Hold Him
Texas Hold Him
You MUST sign up on HashRego for trail credit. A pack of 35 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
When: Circle up at 6:45pm; on-out at 7:00pm
Where: Across L St from the Walker-Jones Educational Campus
D’Erections:
Hares: Schrödinger’s Cock & 21 Gum Salute
Trail Length: Runners: 3 miles / Walkers: 1.22 miles
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A, with beer! Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be safe, stay distant, bring BUG SPRAY, wash your hands! Mask & vessel required!
Big Announcements!
1. August Full Moon Trail – EWH3
Iso-Trail (No rego or sign up). Please space yourself apart and be safe.
When: Saturday August 8th, live after 10:30am.
Where: Start is located at 5539 Mt Pleasant St NW
Hares: Deetz Nutz, 21 Gum Salute
Trail Length: Runners – 4.1 mi / Walkers – 2 mi
Shiggy Level: Runners – 4 out of 6.9, Walkers – 0.69 out of 6.9
Misc: Trail is A to A with optional BYOBeer Check. Walker trail is dog friendly. Runners trail is dog friendly for adventurous dogs only. Water crossing on Runners trail (knee deep). One BVC crossing on Runners. If you choose to run/walk trail at night, please take an Accountabil-a-buddy.
EWH3 #1192 – The 2nd Anal International Beer Day Eve(ish) (Phase Three) – Fort Totten (Red/Yellow/Green)
Friday, August 7 is International Beer Day! Get a h*ad start on this sacred holiday by stumbling through the woods with people you thank Gispert are not your blood relatives, then gather ’round a religious adviser to tell heartwarming stories and mock your fellow wankers in scatological detail.
Twas the night before Beermas, when all through the hash
The creatures were r*nning, and we even had cash;
Shiggy socks were donned on legs dark and pale,
All for the sake of drinking cheap ale;
Brew crew was nestled all snug in Scrotal brew crew’s car,
While visions of Naturdays danced in their noodle.
You MUST sign up on Hash Rego for trail credit. A pack of 35 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
When: Circle up at 6:45pm; on-out at 7:00pm
Where: Fort Totten Park, corner of Fort Totten Drive NE & Crittenden St NE
D’Erections: From Fort Totten Metro, walk northwest on Galloway St NE toward Fort Totten Station, turn left on 1st Pl NE and continue when it turns into Gallatin St, then turn left on Fort Totten Dr NE. Capital Bike Share station at Fort Totten Metro Station.
Hares: Son, Where’s My Beer & Schrodinger’s Keg
Trail Length:
Runners: 3.2 miles / Walkers: 2 miles
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A, with beer! Sign upon Hash Rego is Required! Be safe, stay distant, bring BUG SPRAY, wash your hands! Mask & vessel required!
Back again this week!
We couldn’t celebrate without providing everyone’s favorite beverage – beer! Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:
Big Announcements!
1. Save the Date: Everyday is Wednesday will host Full Moon on August 8. Details to cum!
2. Need a mask? Want some novelty in your ath-leisure wear? Contact your Hab about online ordering today at [email protected]! Son, What the Fuck?! EWH3 Harerazor
EWH3 #1191 – The Sports Ballz Trail (Phase Three) – Foggy Bottom (Blue/Orange/Silver)
Do you love sports? Do you enjoy making energetic grunts when playing with ballz? If you said yes to either of these questions, then you’re gonna love this week’s trail! Join us for some good ole ball slapping fun. Bring your ball gown, ball gag, or ball game!
You have two options for this trail – You MUST sign up on HashRego for trail credit.
1. Iso-Trail: Any time on Thursday between 10:00 AM and 6:00pm, find trail and run on your own. If you choose this option, do NOT mark checks, but please DO touch up any faded or distorted marks as you go.
2. Live Packs: A pack of 35 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle. New this week, we will offer beverages at beer check and end! See below for details.
When: Anytime before 6:00pm on Thursday, July 23; OR
Live Pack circle up at 6:45pm; on-out at 7:00pm
Where: 38.90355, -77.05614 (behind Salvation Army on L and 26th / Godey’s Lime Kilns and Historical Marker)
D’Erections: From Foggy Bottom Metro: Head north on 23rd St. NW, at Washington Circle NW, take the 5th exit onto Pennsylvania Ave NW, turn left onto L St NW and walk about 0.1 miles to start location.
Hares: They Blow Up So Fast and Tacos On A Bridge
Trail Length: Runners: 3 miles / Walkers: 1.5 miles
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A with some light shiggy (3/10), with a beer check! Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be Safe, Stay Distant, Wash your hands!
New this week!
Beginning this week, we will be providing everyone’s favorite beverage – beer! Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we are requiring the following: