A trail 69 million years in the making, cum and celebrate international dinosaur month with the 2nd Anal Dinosaur Trail!
If you think you’re a clever girl, get off jur-ass, cum dressed up as your favorite dino or paleontologist, and get ready to dig up some goodies (hopefully not coprolites, iykyk).
Bring your own vessel, a cranium lamp, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: L’Enfant Plaza
Last Trains Out:
– Green, Branch Ave: 12:14AM
– Green, Greenbelt: 12:14AM
– Yellow, Huntington:12:04AM
– Yellow, Greenbelt: 11:54PM
– Blue, Franconia Springfield: 11:45PM
– Blue, Largo: 12:07AM
– Orange, Vienna: 12:00AM
– Orange, New Carrollton: 12:03AM
– Silver, Ashburn: 11:52PM
– Silver, Largo: 12:15AM
– Silver, New Carrollton: 11:58PM
On After: Boardwalk – 715 Wharf St SW, Washington, DC 20024
Specials: You’re Special
On Afters are unofficial hash-adjacent events. Please use your best adult judgement when deciding on your level of participation.
Upcoming Events and Announcements!
WE NEED HARES!Cum fill our holes in the hareline! Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com if you are interested. We need hares for:
November 5th
November 12th
November 19th
Join the EWH3 Discord channel! Chat with your hash friends and other EWH3 members, plus find all the trail information in one place. Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering, https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for available dates.
HARES! Are you ready to help someone hare a trail or even make your own? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com to learn more. See the EWH3 Hareline for open slots.
ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com if you are interested in help pre-scout some areas for other hares.
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https://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.png00Harerazorhttps://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.pngHarerazor2026-10-11 14:00:382026-10-11 14:00:42EWH3 #1550: The 2nd Anal Dino-Mite Dinosaur Trail, Thursday, October 15th, 2026, Eastern Market (Blue/Orange/Silver)
Your bags are packed, you’ve traveled into town, now start DC Red Dress weekend off the right way: with a three way!
That’s right, there are THREE trail options this week:
Ballbuster – extra long runners trail, with an early start time and separate start location
Runners – regular length runners trail, usual start time
Walkers – regular length walkers trail, usual start time
**Ballbuster starts at Dupont Circle. Runner/Walker starts at Cleveland Park.**
WE REPEAT – BALLBUSTER STARTS AT DUPONT – EVERYONE ELSE STARTS AT CLEVELAND PARK.
Theme: Here at Everyday is Wednesday H3, we ascribe to the Mean Girls mantra of “On Wednesdays, we wear pink.” So, if you want to sit with us, remember that *every*day is Wednesday, even if it’s Thursday. So, grab your favorite pink clothes and accessories and join us to ramp up for the weekend’s activities.
All trails have the same rego page. Also, please indicate on your rego which trail you plan on attending (so we know how many, er, *supplies*, to bring)!
When/Where for BALLBUSTER: Check-in starts at 5:30pm (updated time!) Thursday, October 8th, 2026 in Dupont Circle. (In the actual circle, we’ll be around the fountain in the middle). Pack will be away promptly at 6:00pm (updated time!) don’t be late! Prelube at Step-Childe Harold.
When/Where for RUNNER/WALKER: Check-in starts at 6:45pm Thursday, October 8th, 2026 at Cleveland Park (follow marks to start). Pack will be away promptly at 7:15pm don’t be late! Prelube at Highlands Tavern.
Hares: Lay Trails Not Wives, Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, Ha-Cum-On My Tatas
Trail Details:
– Ballbuster: ~7.5 miles total
– Runners: ~4.5 miles total
– Walkers: ~2.2 miles total
– Shiggy: 5.69 (aka *everyone* needs a cranium lamp and real shoes
– Type: Trail is A to Z (1 mile to Georgia-Petworth, Yellow/Green Line)
Join the EWH3 Discord channel! Chat with your hash friends and other EWH3 members, plus find all the trail information in one place. Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering, https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for available dates.
HARES! Are you ready to help someone hare a trail or even make your own? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com to learn more. See the EWH3 Hareline for open slots.
ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com if you are interested in help pre-scout some areas for other hares.
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailingEWH3Harerazor@gmail.com!
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Holy shit on a shit sandwich, I actually made it to the big 3-0. Come out to celebrate your favorite Corndog’s 30th birthday (celebrated with the hash on their actual, irl birthday this year). Bring your favorite silly party hat to wear!
When: 6:45pm Thursday, October 1st, 2026. Pack will be away promptly at 7:15pm don’t be late!
Where: Crystal City
Prelube: Tacombi
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Crystal City Metro (18th & S. Bell St)
Hares: Deepthroat Corndog, Ready Player None, Autism Speaks (For) Deities, Taking the D For a B
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.4 mi. first half / 1.7 mi. second half – Walkers: 1.2 mi first half / 0.8 mi. second half – Shiggy: 0.69 (lol shiggy on a Corndog trail – that’s funny)
– Type: Trail is A to A (.6 miles from End to Crystal City Metro).
DC Full Moon with Charm City is Saturday, 9/26 starting at 7pm from Fish Head Cantina in Baltimore. Hash Cash is $11, expect shiggy!
Join the EWH3 Discord channel! Chat with your hash friends and other EWH3 members, plus find all the trail information in one place. Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering, https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for available dates.
HARES! Are you ready to help someone hare a trail or even make your own? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com to learn more. See the EWH3 Hareline for open slots.
ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com if you are interested in help pre-scout some areas for other hares.
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailingEWH3Harerazor@gmail.com!
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EWH3 #1550: The 2nd Anal Dino-Mite Dinosaur Trail, Thursday, October 15th, 2026, Eastern Market (Blue/Orange/Silver)
A trail 69 million years in the making, cum and celebrate international dinosaur month with the 2nd Anal Dinosaur Trail!
If you think you’re a clever girl, get off jur-ass, cum dressed up as your favorite dino or paleontologist, and get ready to dig up some goodies (hopefully not coprolites, iykyk).
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When: 6:45pm Thursday, October 15th, 2026. Pack will be away promptly at 7:15pm don’t be late!
Where: Eastern Market Metro Station
Prelube: The Flying Mexican – 514 8th St SE, Washington, DC 20003
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Eastern Market Metro
Hares: Ms. Nuttersworth, Cuntry Fried Semen
Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.7 miles first half, 3.0 miles second half
– Walkers: 0.85 miles first half, 1.5 miles second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
– Type: Trail is A to B (0.5 miles from End to L’Enfant Plaza Metro).
Rego: $10. Sign-up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card!
Miscellaneous Crap:
Bring your own vessel, a cranium lamp, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: L’Enfant Plaza
Last Trains Out:
– Green, Branch Ave: 12:14AM
– Green, Greenbelt: 12:14AM
– Yellow, Huntington:12:04AM
– Yellow, Greenbelt: 11:54PM
– Blue, Franconia Springfield: 11:45PM
– Blue, Largo: 12:07AM
– Orange, Vienna: 12:00AM
– Orange, New Carrollton: 12:03AM
– Silver, Ashburn: 11:52PM
– Silver, Largo: 12:15AM
– Silver, New Carrollton: 11:58PM
On After: Boardwalk – 715 Wharf St SW, Washington, DC 20024
Specials: You’re Special
On Afters are unofficial hash-adjacent events. Please use your best adult judgement when deciding on your level of participation.
Upcoming Events and Announcements!
Give Back to the Hash!
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing EWH3Harerazor@gmail.com!
EWH3 #1549: The “On Wednesdays We Wear Pink” Red Dress Pre-lube Trail, Thursday, October 8th, 2026, Red Line
Your bags are packed, you’ve traveled into town, now start DC Red Dress weekend off the right way: with a three way!
That’s right, there are THREE trail options this week:
**Ballbuster starts at Dupont Circle. Runner/Walker starts at Cleveland Park.**
WE REPEAT – BALLBUSTER STARTS AT DUPONT – EVERYONE ELSE STARTS AT CLEVELAND PARK.
Theme: Here at Everyday is Wednesday H3, we ascribe to the Mean Girls mantra of “On Wednesdays, we wear pink.” So, if you want to sit with us, remember that *every*day is Wednesday, even if it’s Thursday. So, grab your favorite pink clothes and accessories and join us to ramp up for the weekend’s activities.
All trails have the same rego page. Also, please indicate on your rego which trail you plan on attending (so we know how many, er, *supplies*, to bring)!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When/Where for BALLBUSTER: Check-in starts at 5:30pm (updated time!) Thursday, October 8th, 2026 in Dupont Circle. (In the actual circle, we’ll be around the fountain in the middle). Pack will be away promptly at 6:00pm (updated time!) don’t be late! Prelube at Step-Childe Harold.
When/Where for RUNNER/WALKER: Check-in starts at 6:45pm Thursday, October 8th, 2026 at Cleveland Park (follow marks to start). Pack will be away promptly at 7:15pm don’t be late! Prelube at Highlands Tavern.
Hares: Lay Trails Not Wives, Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, Ha-Cum-On My Tatas
Trail Details:
– Ballbuster: ~7.5 miles total
– Runners: ~4.5 miles total
– Walkers: ~2.2 miles total
– Shiggy: 5.69 (aka *everyone* needs a cranium lamp and real shoes
– Type: Trail is A to Z (1 mile to Georgia-Petworth, Yellow/Green Line)
Rego: $10. Sign-up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card!
Miscellaneous Crap:
Bring your own vessel, a cranium lamp, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Georgia-Petworth (Yellow/Green)
Last Trains Out:
– Yellow to Huntington: 11:49 PM
– Green to Branch Ave: 11:47 PM
– Yellow/Green to Breenbelt: 12:31 AM
On After: Lyman’s Taven
Specials: Red Dress is special.
On Afters are unofficial hash-adjacent events. Please use your best adult judgement when deciding on your level of participation.
Upcoming Events and Announcements!
Give Back to the Hash!
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing EWH3Harerazor@gmail.com!
EWH3 #1548: Corndog’s Birthday Trail, Thursday, October 1st, 2026, Crystal City (Yellow, Blue)
Holy shit on a shit sandwich, I actually made it to the big 3-0. Come out to celebrate your favorite Corndog’s 30th birthday (celebrated with the hash on their actual, irl birthday this year). Bring your favorite silly party hat to wear!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When: 6:45pm Thursday, October 1st, 2026. Pack will be away promptly at 7:15pm don’t be late!
Where: Crystal City
Prelube: Tacombi
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Crystal City Metro (18th & S. Bell St)
Hares: Deepthroat Corndog, Ready Player None, Autism Speaks (For) Deities, Taking the D For a B
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.4 mi. first half / 1.7 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.2 mi first half / 0.8 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69 (lol shiggy on a Corndog trail – that’s funny)
– Type: Trail is A to A (.6 miles from End to Crystal City Metro).
Rego: $10. Sign-up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card!
Miscellaneous Crap:
Bring your own vessel, a cranium lamp, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Crystal City (0.6 mi to Crystal City Metro)
Last Trains Out:
– Yellow, Huntington: 11:24pm
– Yellow, Greenbelt: 11:08pm
– Blue, Franconia-Springfield: 11:05pm
– Blue, Downtown Largo: 11:13pm
On After: Freddies!
Specials: Karaoke is special.
On Afters are unofficial hash-adjacent events. Please use your best adult judgement when deciding on your level of participation.
Upcoming Events and Announcements!
Give Back to the Hash!
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing EWH3Harerazor@gmail.com!