Think tropical thoughts as we tour the finest watering holes that Cleveland Park/Adams Morgan has to offer!

When: Thursday, August 22nd, 6:45 circle up, Pack away 7:15!

Where: Cleveland Park – follow marks to start!

Hares: Gunna Probably Spew, Heaven’s Gape, special guest appearance(s)

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Walkers’ trail is everything friendly.  Runners’ trail isn’t particularly stroller or dog friendly. Runners’ feet might get a bit wet. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

How Far:
Runners’ true trail is approx. 4.6 miles
Walkers’ true trail is approx. 2.6 miles

Last trains out:
Woodley Park/Zoo (Red Line):
Glenmont 11:26
Shady Grove 11:44

On After: Shenanigan’s Irish Pub

Specials: You’re all so special!

Tired of wearing both shorts AND a shirt on trail? Wish there was a better option? There is!  

 The Romper is truly the Swiss Army Knife of clothing. So join us at Mt. Vernon Square for our own mini romper convention. Don your romper, romphim, or romplette for a trail that will knock your blocks off

When: 6:45 PM Thursday August 15, 2019. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Mt. Vernon Square / 7th Street – Convention Center – Follow marks to start!

Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Mourning Wood, Schrodinger’s Cock, Colliteral Damage, Ready Player None

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z or A(if you join us at the On-After), but it’s downtown so there’s a metro stop every three blocks anyway. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly, bring your mug, and remember your romper. Be smart, have fun, pee before trail.

How far:Runners’ trail will be approximately 5.6 miles for Eagles (3.0/2.6) and 3.3 miles for Turkeys (2.0/1.3). Walkers’ trail is about 2.0 miles total.  

Last trains out of Farragut North (Red Line):
Glenmont 11:31 PM
Shady Grove 11:39 PM
Last trains out of Mt. Vernon Square (Green/Yellow Line):
Branch Ave 11:21 PM
Greenbelt 11:19 PM (Yl) / 11:50 PM (Gr) Huntington 11:23 PM

On After: Tall Boy 1239 9th St NW

Specials: $5 PBR, Narragansett, and Schlitz Tall Boys, Delish Grilled Cheese available all night, Orange food for sale

Another year older, none the wise. Cum join Schrödinger’s Cock as he attempts to thwart the gods of aging by dressing as another hasher’s name. Dress like a hare for a super special shot check opportunity! Like Nicholas Cage (or John Travolta? Still not sure..), it’s time for a face… off!

Need some inspiration? Check out some of last year’s guests of honor, including…

When: 6:48 PM Thursday 08/08/8819. Pack away at 7:18!

Where: Dupont Circle – Follow marks to the circle!

Hares: Schrödinger’s Cock, Poon-apple Juice, Son What the Fuck, Stain Gretzky, and Whoregon Trail!

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B-ish. It should be a nice night for a face/off. Pack smartly, bring your mug, and Be smart, have fun, hunt down your doppelgänger.

How far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4.1 miles (about 2.6 first half, 1.5 second half). Walkers’ trail is about half the distance of runners’.

Shiggy Level: 0.88

Last trains out of Farragut North (Red Line):
Glenmont 11:31 PM
Shady Grove 11:39 PM

Last trains out of Farragut West (Orange/Blue/Silver Line):
Franconia-Springfield 11:32 PM
Largo Town Center 11:30 PM
New Carrollton 11:19 PM
Vienna/Fairfax/GMU 11:40 PM
Wiehle-Reston East 11:25 PM

On After: Recessions Don’t lie. You know exactly where it is.

Specials: $1 off domestic drafts and Karaoke! Pretend to be someone who knows how to sing while dressed as the hash name of another person. This won’t get confusing at all.