Did you know that male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, but female reindeer don’t? So that ugly sweater you have of humping reindeer is a whole lot kinkier than you thought. And Thursday is your chance to wear it! That’s right, for the eighth year in a row, we are giving you the chance to wear your tackiest, ugliest, or most hideous holiday sweater on a winter wonderland romp!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 8th, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Eastern Market Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line).
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Pennsylvania Ave SE & 8th St SE.
Hares: Head Injury, Just Kayla, & Mystery Hares
Trail Details: – Runners: 2.1 mi. first half / 2.1mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.1 mi first half / 1.1 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69. Everyone loves alleys!!
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun! End Metro: Capitol South (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Last Trains Out:
Blue Line to New Carrollton: 12:05am
Blue Line to Largo Town Center: 12:14am
Blue Line to Huntington: 11:51pm
Silver Line to Ashburn: 11:45pm
Silver Line to Largo Town Center: 11:51pm
Orange Line to New Carrollton: 11:56pm
Orange Line to Vienna: 11:53pm
On After*: Walter’s Sports Bar
10 N St SE
Washington, DC 20003
If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.
Specials: You are special.
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events & Announcements!
EWH3 2023 AGM is January 14, 2023 – rego coming soon!
Save the date for WIE! Weekend of March 31, 2023.
Give Back to the Hash!
BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 1, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Woodley Park/Zoo Metro – across from Chipotle
Nearest Capital Bike Share: directly at start on Calvert & Connecticut NW
Hares: Turd Eye Blind, Just Cocoa, Milkbone #Hives, Screaming Puppy, and Son What the Fluff?!
Trail Details:
– Walkers: .8 mi. / .6 mi.
– Runners: 1.4 / 1.1 mi.
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Bring your own vessel, a cranium lamp, and water. If you’re bringing a 4-legged bestie, bring their necessities – there’s likely water bowls at end but not guaranteed.
–>Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Woodley Park/Zoo (Red)
Last Trains Out: Glenmont: 11:57 PM / Shady Grove: 12:13 AM
On After*: Johnny Pistolas. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.
There is an outdoor patio for the pups.
Specials: Your dog is the goodest dog! (All day yappy hour)
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best human judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events & Announcements!
Want to give back to the hash in a big way? Think you can run things better than the current batch of wankers? Curious about how the hash functions behind the scenes? Want to know a bit more about what you can do? Check out the list of Mismanagement positions here. Please email the GMs if you are interested in a 2023 mismanagement position: EWH3GMs@gmail.com
New hab pre-order item available!
Want to rep Hashington DC anywhere you go? Hoodies and crewneck sweatshirts (in a variety of colors) are available for pre-order until November 29.
A limited number will be ordered in addition, so this is the only way to guarantee the perfect color and size combo! Order yours now!
Save the date for WIE! Weekend of March 31, 2023.
Give Back to the Hash!
BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.
This is the anal Thanksgiving Day trail. Come help us celebrate the day the natives shared food with starving colonists before they were all slaughtered and rounded up on the sh*tiest pieces of land.
Do not expect this to be a long drawn out affair. We keep it short and to the point, just like _____________ (insert joke here). As the fairest member of your hare team has so perfectly explained this is the past, “you will not burn off the calories of one scoop of mashed potatoes and gravy!” If you want to get a nice, sweat breaking R word, we suggest you do it on your own, before or after trail. (Or is this finally the year the hares make good on their threats, get their acts together, and lay an actual trail???) We will have plenty to drink, including our famous Wild Turkey shots.
We do not serve anything before 11AM, so if you arrive early, BYOB. DC weather is fickle and might be cold, so don’t forget those smallpox blankets to keep warm!
When:Special Start time of 11AM!!!! Thursday November 24, 2022
Rosslyn (Blue, Orange, Silver Line): exit on the east side, Moore St head to the Parking Deck above The Continental
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Lynn St & 19th St North
Hares: Please Step Away from the Wild Turkeys, Purple Peter Eater and Areola Borealis
Miscellaneous Crap: Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. End Metro: If you’re still at the hash when the metro stops running that is on you. We start at 11 A.M. you animals
Last Trains Out: Again, this shouldn’t be a problem.
On After: Top of the parking garage until we run out of booze.
Specials: This whole trail is a special.
Upcoming Events & Announcements!
Want to give back to the hash in a big way? Think you can run things better than the current batch of wankers? Curious about how the hash functions behind the scenes? Want to know a bit more about what you can do? Check out the list of Mismanagement positions here. Please email the GMs if you are interested in a 2023 mismanagement position: EWH3GMs@gmail.com
New hab pre-order item available!
Want to rep Hashington DC anywhere you go? Hoodies and crewneck sweatshirts (in a variety of colors) are available for pre-order until November 29.
A limited number will be ordered in addition, so this is the only way to guarantee the perfect color and size combo! Order yours now!
Save the date for WIE! Weekend of March 31, 2023.
Give Back to the Hash!
BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.
EWH3 #1325: The 8th Anal Ugly Sweater Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, December 8, 2022 – Eastern Market (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
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Did you know that male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, but female reindeer don’t? So that ugly sweater you have of humping reindeer is a whole lot kinkier than you thought. And Thursday is your chance to wear it! That’s right, for the eighth year in a row, we are giving you the chance to wear your tackiest, ugliest, or most hideous holiday sweater on a winter wonderland romp!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 8th, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Eastern Market Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line).
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Pennsylvania Ave SE & 8th St SE.
Hares: Head Injury, Just Kayla, & Mystery Hares
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.1 mi. first half / 2.1mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.1 mi first half / 1.1 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69. Everyone loves alleys!!
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun!
End Metro: Capitol South (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Last Trains Out:
Blue Line to New Carrollton: 12:05am
Blue Line to Largo Town Center: 12:14am
Blue Line to Huntington: 11:51pm
Silver Line to Ashburn: 11:45pm
Silver Line to Largo Town Center: 11:51pm
Orange Line to New Carrollton: 11:56pm
Orange Line to Vienna: 11:53pm
On After*: Walter’s Sports Bar
10 N St SE
Washington, DC 20003
If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.
Specials: You are special.
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events & Announcements!
Give Back to the Hash!
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!
EWH3 #1324: The 2nd Anal K69 Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, December 1, 2022 – Woodley Park (Red Line)
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Gather your Wieners and your Cockers for a Thursday night romp! This trail is a bone-afide good time, with Doodles of fun along the way.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 1, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Woodley Park/Zoo Metro – across from Chipotle
Nearest Capital Bike Share: directly at start on Calvert & Connecticut NW
Hares: Turd Eye Blind, Just Cocoa, Milkbone #Hives, Screaming Puppy, and Son What the Fluff?!
Trail Details:
– Walkers: .8 mi. / .6 mi.
– Runners: 1.4 / 1.1 mi.
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Bring your own vessel, a cranium lamp, and water. If you’re bringing a 4-legged bestie, bring their necessities – there’s likely water bowls at end but not guaranteed.
–>Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Woodley Park/Zoo (Red)
Last Trains Out: Glenmont: 11:57 PM / Shady Grove: 12:13 AM
On After*: Johnny Pistolas. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.
There is an outdoor patio for the pups.
Specials: Your dog is the goodest dog! (All day yappy hour)
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best human judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events & Announcements!
Want to rep Hashington DC anywhere you go? Hoodies and crewneck sweatshirts (in a variety of colors) are available for pre-order until November 29.
A limited number will be ordered in addition, so this is the only way to guarantee the perfect color and size combo! Order yours now!
Give Back to the Hash!
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!
EWH3 #1323: The Thanksgiving Day Fiasco #19 Trail! – 11:00 AM Thursday, November 24, 2022 – Rosslyn (Blue, Orange, Silver Line)
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This is the anal Thanksgiving Day trail. Come help us celebrate the day the natives shared food with starving colonists before they were all slaughtered and rounded up on the sh*tiest pieces of land.
Do not expect this to be a long drawn out affair. We keep it short and to the point, just like _____________ (insert joke here). As the fairest member of your hare team has so perfectly explained this is the past, “you will not burn off the calories of one scoop of mashed potatoes and gravy!” If you want to get a nice, sweat breaking R word, we suggest you do it on your own, before or after trail. (Or is this finally the year the hares make good on their threats, get their acts together, and lay an actual trail???) We will have plenty to drink, including our famous Wild Turkey shots.
We do not serve anything before 11AM, so if you arrive early, BYOB. DC weather is fickle and might be cold, so don’t forget those smallpox blankets to keep warm!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).
When: Special Start time of 11AM!!!! Thursday November 24, 2022
Rosslyn (Blue, Orange, Silver Line): exit on the east side, Moore St head to the Parking Deck above The Continental
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Lynn St & 19th St North
Hares: Please Step Away from the Wild Turkeys, Purple Peter Eater and Areola Borealis
Miscellaneous Crap: Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: If you’re still at the hash when the metro stops running that is on you. We start at 11 A.M. you animals
Last Trains Out: Again, this shouldn’t be a problem.
On After: Top of the parking garage until we run out of booze.
Specials: This whole trail is a special.
Upcoming Events & Announcements!
Want to rep Hashington DC anywhere you go? Hoodies and crewneck sweatshirts (in a variety of colors) are available for pre-order until November 29.
A limited number will be ordered in addition, so this is the only way to guarantee the perfect color and size combo! Order yours now!
Give Back to the Hash!