Last week you kissed Outgoing MisMan goodbye with the trying trails of Mad Max Madness – this week, get wet with your new MM in Waterworld! Get ready to worship your drunken sailors of the Exxon Valdez,
find out your crush has gills,
and drink mysterious yellow liquid.
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday January 16, 2020. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Shaw/Howard University- Howard exit
Hares: Twater Boarding, Tacos On A Bridge, They Blow Up So Fast, Seizures Phallus, Jiggly Tits, Tick Tock it’s Dick O’Clock, and Close Encounters of the Turd Kind
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z, dog friendly/no shiggy. Pack smartly and bring a cranium lamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.
How Far: Runner’s is approximately 4 miles (2.4 / 1.6) and walkers is approximately 2.2 miles (.9 / 1.3).
Last trains out of Woodley Park/Zoo/Adams Morgan Metro: Glenmont 11:42 PMShady Grove 11:28 PM
On After:Town Tavern
Specials:You got hella wet on trail. That’s pretty special.
Hash the Wasteland! You’re either a feral bloodbag…
An Imperator gone rogue for a past that no longer exists…
Or Warboys, driving the Road to Valhalla on SUCH A LOVELY DAY!
Have some precious Aguacola and seek either the approval or destruction of Immortan Joe!
WITNESS ME!
When: 6:45 circle up, Pack away 7:15!
Where: Georgia Ave./Petworth Station – East/Northbound exit – follow marks to start!
Hares: Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer, Throbbin Hood, Son What the Fuck, Deetz Nutz, Stain Gretzy, Atari 6900, and a mystery hare!
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Dog-friendly, and there’s no tunnels on the Fury Road! No PI unless you wander into The Green Place. It will be a LOVELY DAY! Pack smartly, bring a headlamp & mug, and Immortan Joe will carry you to Valhalla himself! Be smart, have fun.
How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4 miles long (about 2.4 miles first half and 1.6 miles second half). Walkers’ trail usually is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.
Last trains out of Georgia Ave.-Petworth: Northbound Yellow: 11:27 PM Northbound Green: 11:58 PM Southbound Yellow: 11:15 PM Southbound Green: 11:13 PM
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Welcome to the non-holiday side of winter. Find you blankets, snuggies, and onesies (which should be close at hand for AGM!) to help you deal with your holiday hangovers!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday January 2nd, 2019. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Gallery Place – Chinatown (Green / Red / Yellow)
Hares: GeriatricMandering; Colliteral Damage; Split Her Bare; Honey Bunches of Cunt; Atari 6900
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B and a pavement pounder, although with great city sites. Dog friendly, but no shiggy unless you fall into a planter. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.
How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4 miles long (about 2.15 miles first half and 1.85 miles second half). Walkers’ trail usually is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.
Last trains out of Union Station Metro: Glenmont 11:42 PMShady Grove 11:28 PM
EWH3 #1164: Waterworld, with Incumming MisManagement – 6:45 PM Thursday, January 16th – Shaw/Howard University (Green/Yellow)
Last week you kissed Outgoing MisMan goodbye with the trying trails of Mad Max Madness – this week, get wet with your new MM in Waterworld! Get ready to worship your drunken sailors of the Exxon Valdez,
find out your crush has gills,
and drink mysterious yellow liquid.
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday January 16, 2020. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Shaw/Howard University- Howard exit
Hares: Twater Boarding, Tacos On A Bridge, They Blow Up So Fast, Seizures Phallus, Jiggly Tits, Tick Tock it’s Dick O’Clock, and Close Encounters of the Turd Kind
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z, dog friendly/no shiggy. Pack smartly and bring a cranium lamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.
How Far: Runner’s is approximately 4 miles (2.4 / 1.6) and walkers is approximately 2.2 miles (.9 / 1.3).
Last trains out of Woodley Park/Zoo/Adams Morgan Metro:
Glenmont 11:42 PMShady Grove 11:28 PM
On After:Town Tavern
Specials:You got hella wet on trail. That’s pretty special.
EWH3 #1162: The Fury Road: I Hash, I Drink, I Hash Again Trail! – January 9, 2020 – Georgia Ave./Petworth Station (Green/Yellow)
Hash the Wasteland! You’re either a feral bloodbag…
An Imperator gone rogue for a past that no longer exists…
Or Warboys, driving the Road to Valhalla on SUCH A LOVELY DAY!
Have some precious Aguacola and seek either the approval or destruction of Immortan Joe!
WITNESS ME!
When: 6:45 circle up, Pack away 7:15!
Where: Georgia Ave./Petworth Station – East/Northbound exit – follow marks to start!
Hares: Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer, Throbbin Hood, Son What the Fuck, Deetz Nutz, Stain Gretzy, Atari 6900, and a mystery hare!
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Dog-friendly, and there’s no tunnels on the Fury Road! No PI unless you wander into The Green Place. It will be a LOVELY DAY! Pack smartly, bring a headlamp & mug, and Immortan Joe will carry you to Valhalla himself! Be smart, have fun.
How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4 miles long (about 2.4 miles first half and 1.6 miles second half). Walkers’ trail usually is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.
Last trains out of Georgia Ave.-Petworth:
Northbound Yellow: 11:27 PM
Northbound Green: 11:58 PM
Southbound Yellow: 11:15 PM
Southbound Green: 11:13 PM
On After: The Midlands Beer Garde
3333 Georgia Ave., Washington DC 20010
Specials: Throbbin thinks your mom is special.
EWH3 #1161: The Fourth Running of the Snuggie Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, January 2nd – Gallery Place-Chinatown (Green/Yellow/Red Lines)
Welcome to the non-holiday side of winter. Find you blankets, snuggies, and onesies (which should be close at hand for AGM!) to help you deal with your holiday hangovers!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday January 2nd, 2019. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Gallery Place – Chinatown (Green / Red / Yellow)
Hares: GeriatricMandering; Colliteral Damage; Split Her Bare; Honey Bunches of Cunt; Atari 6900
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B and a pavement pounder, although with great city sites. Dog friendly, but no shiggy unless you fall into a planter. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.
How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4 miles long (about 2.15 miles first half and 1.85 miles second half). Walkers’ trail usually is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.
Last trains out of Union Station Metro:
Glenmont 11:42 PMShady Grove 11:28 PM
On After:
Hamilton’s Bar & Grill
233 2nd St. NW
Specials: Specials will be announced when the managers return from vacation.