On Thursday May 13, the CDC released updated guidance for fully vaccinated individuals. On Monday May 17, the DC Mayor’s office responded by updating local regulations. As always, Everyday is Wednesday considers the safety and well-being of our community a priority, trusting in the most up-to-date guidance from experts to guide this endeavor. As such, we are happy to announce updated policies, effective immediately. Please review these policies prior to registering for trail.
EWH3 #1273: The Outgoing MM Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, January 20 – Foggy Bottom Metro (Orange/Blue/Silver Line)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
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That’s right Seong, it’s the last trail before AGM! Time to reflect on our tenure with some super meaningful 2021 gifs.
Sure Olivia, we weren’t perfect. But it worked out because of YOU ALL! You brew crewers and trail layers and event planners and emotional supporters and joy bringers, you all kept this hash going great through some tough times. And now we can pass the baton knowing that 2022 is going to be smooth sailing, right Oprah?
Shoot. Well, good luck 2022 MM!
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When: 6:45 PM Thursday, January 20, 2022. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Foggy Bottom, exit on 23rd and head north to Washington Circle
Nearest Capital Bike Share: New Hampshire and 24th
Hares: Mouthful of Clam, Colliteral Damage, They Blow Up So Fast, sKooter Kunte, and Bitches Get Stitches
Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.7 mi. first half / 1.7 mi. second half
– Walkers: .8 first half / .8 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 1.69 for Turkeys, 3.69 for Eagles
Dog friendly, Cat difficult, Stroller real rough
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (.6 mi back to FoBo). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Farragut West
Last Trains Out:
– Franconia-Springfield (Blue): 11:55pm
– Largo Town Center (Blue): 12:00am
– Largo Town Center (Silver): 11:49pm
– Wiehle-Reston East (Silver): 12:06am
– New Carrollton (Orange): 11:56pm
– Vienna/Fairfax-GMU (Orange): 12:10am
On After: Sauf Haus Bier Hall [Vax passport required per DC mandate]
Specials: Extended happy hour with wristband (find Mouthful)
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EWH3 #1272: The Re-Do of the Fifth Running of the Snuggie Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, January 13 – Shaw/Howard (Green/Yellow Line)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
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The CDC recommends you wear blankets, snuggies, and onesies to trail this Thursday.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, January 13, 2022. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Shaw-Howard Metro, exit 7th and S St side.
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 7th & T St. NW
Hares: GeriatricMandering, Stain Gretzky, Atari 6900, Pinnocchi-Ho, & Bless Me Father For I Have Rimmed
Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.7 mi. first half / 1.9 mi. second half
– Walkers: .7 first half / .7 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Trail is puppy, but not stroller friendly. There will be some stairs. There is no shiggy unless you take your own adventure.
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Mt. Vernon Sq.
Last Trains Out:
– Branch Ave (Green) 11:48
– Greenbelt (Yellow) 11:52
– Greenbelt (Green) 12:20
– Huntington 11:52
On After: Prost (919 5th St NW)
Specials: You’re special
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EWH3 #1271: The Winter Activity Promotion (WAP) Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, January 6th – Brookland Metro (Red Line)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
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We finally got snow! Now we can really get going on our Winter Activity Promotion, or WAP. To kick things off, let’s do some live demos. This trail will be perfect to showcase alleyway ice climbing, barefoot snowshoeing, and freestyle penguining. You could even bring a sled (borrow someone else’s, doggy-style).
So join your luger friends so we can all
huddle for warmthget our WAP on!YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, January 6th, 2022. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Brookland/CUA Metro Station (Red Line). Exit station to the east and look for WAP fans under the overpass.
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 10th and Monroe
Hares: Mouthful of Clam, I Bless The Cum Down In Africa, and a Mystery Hare
Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.3 mi. first half / 1.4 mi. second half
– Walkers: .5 first half / .6 mi. second half
– Shiggy: winter conditions (snow, ice)
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Your own vessel is required; cranium light is recommended; and a full water bottle if get thirsty. Sign up on Hash Rego is required!
End Metro: Brookland
Last Trains Out:
– Glenmont: 12:19 AM
– Twinbrook: 11:51 PM
On After: TBD
Specials:
I think you’re specialTBDUpcoming Events!
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