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Get ready to strut your cut (off)! Come on out in your favorite pair of jeans-cut-into-shorts, or jorts (everyone can tell if they’re just jean shorts- you’re not fooling anyone), and enjoy a Jorts trail through Arlington that ends exactly where you think it does, because there’s two parts to this theme trail: jorts and Freddies. In summary: JORTS.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday July 19th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Pentagon City Metro (Blue/Yellow), exit to left and left again. Follow marks south to Highland Park.

Hares: Roll Over, Bitch! You Can’t Handle the Poop! Kooter Kunte! A mystery hare! EXCLAMATION MARKS!

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B, jortswear encouraged, minimal shiggy and maybe even some A/C. Skies out thighs out. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Crystal City Metro:
Blue – 2317 N, 2355 S
Yellow – 2308 N, 2331 S

On After:
555 23rd Street
Arlington, VA 22202

Specials: KARAOKE, please tip the VJ!!!

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Now that you do not have a dozen Christmas parties a day, it’s not negative ten degrees, and you’re definitely done with sober January, the winter holidays babies want you to come out and celebrate!

When: 6:45pm Thursday, July 12, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Fort Totten (Red & Green lines) – follow marks to start

Hares: Cheech and Dong, GeriatricMandering, General Tso Dicken, A Midsemester’s Night Cream, and Tuck Tuck Deuce

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Shiggy will be on trail. Possibly PI. Friendly for dogs; not for strollers. Pack smart and bring a headlamp and a mug! It should be a nice warm night!

Last trains out of Brookland-CUA:
Glenmont: 11:49 PM
Shady Grove: 11:21 PM

On After:
San Antonio Bar & Grill
3908 12th St NE

Specials: According to the hostess: “there will be some type of beer and it will be really good.”

When: 6:45pm Thursday, July 5, 2018
Where: Minnesota Ave Metro (Orange line)
Hares: Special Head Kid, Pooples Mountain Majesty, Sargasm, What’s a Boner?, PSA, Pay As You Go
Virgins: None
Visitors: Cuntjungle, It’s Not Cum It’s Ranch, Suppository Depository, Floppy Attachment, Pasta In My Pants

Eagle (n.)

1. Eagle is the common name for many large birds of prey of the family Accipitridae. Most of the 60 species of eagle are from Eurasia and Africa. Outside this area, just 14 species can be found—2 in North America, 9 in Central and South America, and 3 in Australia.

2. The Eagles are an American rock band formed in Los Angeles in 1971. The founding members were Glenn Frey (guitars, vocals), Don Henley (drums, vocals), Bernie Leadon(guitars, vocals) and Randy Meisner (bass guitar, vocals). With five number-one singles, six Grammy Awards, five American Music Awards, and six number-one albums, the Eagles were one of the most successful musical acts of the 1970s.

3. The Philadelphia Eagles are a professional American football franchise based in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The Eagles compete in the National Football League (NFL) as a member club of the league’s National Football Conference (NFC) East division. They are the defending Super Bowl champions, having won Super Bowl LII; their first Super Bowl in franchise history.

4.When a girl gives handjobs to two men, one in each hand, whilst giving oral to another. The combined movement of the three activities gives the impression of an eagle squawking and flapping it’s wings.

This is the freedom that we fought the #secondcivilwar for.


Son What the Fuck? was spotted wearing race-ist attire, but isn’t that the foundation upon which this country was founded?

L’Chymen tried to steal a bike, failing to realize that there were plenty of other people to ride home tonight.

The Hares are still mourning our break-up with Great Britain in much the same way I dealt with my last break-up: beer, literally r*nning away from my problems, regrettable life choices, and lack of personal grooming. Hopefully, they remember to get tested when this is all over.

Many in the pack attempted to violate our RA, but Colliteral Damage was really just trying to keep us warm to prevent another Cold War.

The battle was lost, but there was a war to be won, so we flew on over to DC Eagle to drop trou and watch gay porn, like real patriots.

On- land of the free titties -On

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