The Hares rambunctiously invite you to the White Dress Trail of Colliteral Damage and Honey Bunches of Cunt before they tie the knot! Show up in your white dresses and be ready to celebrate!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 23, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: NoMa-Gallaudet U Metro. Follow marks to start
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 1st St & M St NE
Hares: GeriatricMandering; Glitty Clitty Gang Bang; S&Mom; 1 if by Man, 2 if by She; Just Campbell; Spit ‘n Spin; Shetland Blow Me; and Dry Rub
Trail Details: – Runners: 1.7mi. first half / 2 mi. second half – Walkers: .8 first half /1 mi. second half – Shiggy: .69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (.3 miles to metro)]. There will be stairs on runners trail. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Rhode Island Ave-Brentwood Metro Last Trains Out: -Glenmont 12:17 AM -Shady Grove 11:53 PM
On After*: Metro Bar Specials: Stay tuned… *On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
https://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.png00Harerazorhttps://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.pngHarerazor2023-03-21 09:36:522023-03-21 09:36:55EWH3 1341: The Honey Bunches of Colliteral White Dress Trail! March 23, 2023 NoMa-Gallaudet U (Red)
Start this weekend off with really good decisions: because one day is never enough for St. Patricks, come get the party started early with EWH3 on Thursday. Don’t forget to show off your lucky charms by wearing green, or risk getting pinched. Don’t worry, your liver can definitely handle it..
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 16, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Gallery Place/ Chinatown, meet on 7th near Portrait Gallery steps
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 7th & F St NW / National Portrait Gallery
Hares: Lickthyologist, Just Colby, Sexually Anxious Disease, Whoriana’s Trench, Head Injury, Mystery Hare!
Trail Details: – Runners: 2.1 mi. first half / 2 mi. second half – Walkers: 1 first half / 1.1 mi. second half – Shiggy: 0.69 Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z (.7 miles end to metro; .3 miles bar to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
After Trail Info:
End Metro: Union Station (Red) Last Trains Out: – Glenmont: 12:12 AM – Shady Grove: 11:58 PM
On After*: Kelly’s Irish Times. Specials: St Patrick’s Shenanigans *On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
https://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.png00Harerazorhttps://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.pngHarerazor2023-03-15 11:44:062023-03-15 11:47:24EWH3 1340: The St Patrick’s Day PreLube Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, March 16, 2023 – Gallery Place/ Chinatown (Red, Yellow, Green Lines)
Nine years ago, on a cold and blustery night, a bitch went into labor. The very next morning, a legend was born. Jailbait (aka Mongo) was brought into this world naked, blind, deaf, and screaming, just like a hasher after too much Twinkle Juice. He was truly destined to be One Of Us. On this trail we will celebrate not only him, but ALL of our hashpuppies.
This is an INCREDIBLY dog friendly trail. Beer check is at a dog park, so we can let them run free while we enjoy our libations. Bring your dog. Come dressed as your dog. Bring us all hotdogs as we celebrate all that it means to be a K69, and let’s get doggy style. Just don’t pee on the fire hydrants (at least not while muggles are looking).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 9, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Rhode Island Ave-Brentwood Metro
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Rhode Island Ave-Brentwood Metro
Hares: Red Roper, Dingle All the Way, Tie Me Up Before You Go Go
Trail Details: – Runners: 2 mi. first half / 2 mi. second half – Walkers: 1 mi.first half /1 mi. second half – Shiggy: Dog poop
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (.25 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Rhode Island Ave- Brentwood Last Trains Out:
Red Line Glenmont 12:17 AM
Red Line Shady Grove 11:53 PM
On After*: Dew Drop Inn, which is dog friendly. Specials: Your puppy is special. You? Not so much. *On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
https://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.png00Harerazorhttps://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.pngHarerazor2023-03-08 16:59:562023-03-08 17:01:35EWH3 #1339: Hashy Birthday, Jailbait! Let’s Hash Doggy Style, March 9, 2023, Rhode Island Ave (Red)
EWH3 1341: The Honey Bunches of Colliteral White Dress Trail! March 23, 2023 NoMa-Gallaudet U (Red)
The Hares rambunctiously invite you to the White Dress Trail of Colliteral Damage and Honey Bunches of Cunt before they tie the knot! Show up in your white dresses and be ready to celebrate!
Sign up on HashRego if paying by card: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-ewh3-1337-the-honey-bunches-of-colliteral-wh
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 23, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: NoMa-Gallaudet U Metro. Follow marks to start
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 1st St & M St NE
Hares: GeriatricMandering; Glitty Clitty Gang Bang; S&Mom; 1 if by Man, 2 if by She; Just Campbell; Spit ‘n Spin; Shetland Blow Me; and Dry Rub
Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.7mi. first half / 2 mi. second half
– Walkers: .8 first half /1 mi. second half
– Shiggy: .69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (.3 miles to metro)]. There will be stairs on runners trail. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Rhode Island Ave-Brentwood Metro
Last Trains Out:
-Glenmont 12:17 AM
-Shady Grove 11:53 PM
On After*: Metro Bar
Specials: Stay tuned…
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
EWH3 1340: The St Patrick’s Day PreLube Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, March 16, 2023 – Gallery Place/ Chinatown (Red, Yellow, Green Lines)
Start this weekend off with really good decisions: because one day is never enough for St. Patricks, come get the party started early with EWH3 on Thursday. Don’t forget to show off your lucky charms by wearing green, or risk getting pinched. Don’t worry, your liver can definitely handle it..
SIGN UP ON HASHREGO IF PAYING BY CARD: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1340
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 16, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Gallery Place/ Chinatown, meet on 7th near Portrait Gallery steps
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 7th & F St NW / National Portrait Gallery
Hares: Lickthyologist, Just Colby, Sexually Anxious Disease, Whoriana’s Trench, Head Injury, Mystery Hare!
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.1 mi. first half / 2 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1 first half / 1.1 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z (.7 miles end to metro; .3 miles bar to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
After Trail Info:
End Metro: Union Station (Red)
Last Trains Out:
– Glenmont: 12:12 AM
– Shady Grove: 11:58 PM
On After*: Kelly’s Irish Times.
Specials: St Patrick’s Shenanigans
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
EWH3 #1339: Hashy Birthday, Jailbait! Let’s Hash Doggy Style, March 9, 2023, Rhode Island Ave (Red)
Nine years ago, on a cold and blustery night, a bitch went into labor. The very next morning, a legend was born. Jailbait (aka Mongo) was brought into this world naked, blind, deaf, and screaming, just like a hasher after too much Twinkle Juice. He was truly destined to be One Of Us. On this trail we will celebrate not only him, but ALL of our hashpuppies.
This is an INCREDIBLY dog friendly trail. Beer check is at a dog park, so we can let them run free while we enjoy our libations. Bring your dog. Come dressed as your dog. Bring us all hotdogs as we celebrate all that it means to be a K69, and let’s get doggy style. Just don’t pee on the fire hydrants (at least not while muggles are looking).
SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO if paying by card: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1339
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 9, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Rhode Island Ave-Brentwood Metro
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Rhode Island Ave-Brentwood Metro
Hares: Red Roper, Dingle All the Way, Tie Me Up Before You Go Go
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2 mi. first half / 2 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1 mi.first half /1 mi. second half
– Shiggy: Dog poop
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (.25 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Rhode Island Ave- Brentwood
Last Trains Out:
Red Line Glenmont
12:17 AM
Red Line Shady Grove
11:53 PM
On After*: Dew Drop Inn, which is dog friendly.
Specials: Your puppy is special. You? Not so much.
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.