As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
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Cinch up your Dirndls and Lederhosen it’s Oktobierfest (be careful what you agree at an On-After to hare) in Shaw!
Hares: Special Red, General’s Farm Animal, Lorena Hobbit, Just Kayla and possibly other Griswolds…
Trail Details: – Runners: 2 mi. first half / 2.5 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1 mi first half / 1.5 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Pavement – ok for strollers, dogs, and GFA
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. End Metro: Shaw/Howard
Last Trains Out:
Branch Ave (Green): 11:49pm
Greenbelt (Green): 12:19am
On After*: Dacha Beer Garden. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.
Specials: The Hare is Special😬
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
EWH3 is STILL in need of a NEW BREWMEISTER. If you are interested in being the BEER SUPERHERO we all need, please reach out to a member of mismanagement!
Give Back to the Hash!
BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!
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As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
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YAAAARGH! Ahoy and avast, ya filthy landlubbers!
This trail for the third time be celebratin’ International Talk Like a Pirate Day, the highest of holy days for the saltiest of sea dogs! So brush up on your pirate vocab, swab the poop decks, and raise the black flag, because it’s time for another pirate treasure hunting quest!
Tragedy has yet again befallen our beloved Captain Turd Kind—he’s lost his ship, his treasure, his flag, his rum, even his captain’s coat! But fret not me lads! With you on the crew, we can return to the golden age of piracy! Help Captain Turd Kind in all his pirating needs and you will be rewarded with a spot on his new crew (and with beer)!
BUT BEWARE! Danger awaits you! Not only is Davy Jones’ locker as perilous as ever, the Royal Navy has been alerted to our presence! Navigate these treacherous waters trails correctly and we will all enjoy grog and shanties together on the high seas!
RUM! BEER! QUESTS! SHANTIES! TREASURE! BOOTY! What else do you need in this life?!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 22nd, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Potomac Avenue Metro
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Potomac and Pennsylvania Ave SE
Hares: Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, Princess Jizzman, and Roll Over Bitch!
Trail Details: – Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 2.3 mi. second half
– Walkers: 0.9 first half / 0.9 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 1.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.4 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. End Metro: Potomac Ave
Last Trains Out:
– Downtown Largo (Blue): 12:18 am
– Downtown Largo (Silver): 11:58 pm
– New Carrollton (Blue): 12:03 am
– New Carrollton (Orange): 12:20 am
– National Airport (Blue): 11:46 pm
– Wiehle-Reston East (Silver): 11:44 pm
– Vienna/Fairfax-GMU (Orange): 11:52 pm
On After*: Trusty’s! If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.
Specials: More beer!
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
EWH3 is STILL in need of a NEW BREWMEISTER. If you are interested in being the BEER SUPERHERO we all need, please reach out to a member of mismanagement!
Give Back to the Hash!
BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!
https://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.png00Harerazorhttps://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.pngHarerazor2022-09-20 13:00:332022-09-20 13:00:37EWH3 #1314: The 3rd Anal International Talk Like a Pirate Day Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, September 22 – Potomac Ave (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
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From the Cat PeopleTM who brought you Everyday is Wednesday’s Favorite Trail of 2018, 2019, and 2021, we bring you the fourth episode in the Tour du Feline Series: BIG CATS! There will be toys, catnip, and some surprises for a lucky few (it may be a dead mouse in your bed).
CAT FACT #1063: There are 30 different subspecies of cougar – among them, GTD’s mom.
CAT FACT #1146: Much like hashers, jaguars like to swim in streams. Unlike hashers, jaguars don’t typically do so while drinking beer.
CAT FACT #1256: Cheetahs don’t see very well at night, but during the day can spot prey up to three miles away. This is a not-so-subtle reminder to bring your h*adlamp as the days grow shorter.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 15, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Eastern Market Metro
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Eastern Market Metro (start)/Potomac & Penn Ave SE (end)
Hares: General Tso’s Kitten, Maine Coon-apple Juice, GeriatricMeowing, Purrliteral Clawage, Son, What the Fuzz?!, Ready Player Nine Lives
Trail Details: – Runners: 2.1 mi. first half / 2.5 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.0 mi. first half / 1.3 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.3 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
P.S. Runners – at end, check your Strava/whichever mapping device you use! End Metro: Potomac Ave Metro
Last Trains Out:
-Reagan National Airport: 11:46pm
-Vienna/FFX: 11:52pm
-Wiehle-Reston East: 11:44pm
-Largo: 12:18am
-New Carrollton: 12:20am
-Largo: 11:58pm
On After*: Trusty’s (1420 Pennsylvania Ave SE). If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.
Specials: MEOW!
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events!
September 17th:EWH3 Hare and Brew Crew Party. Do you want free beer and food while getting some experience honing your hare and brew crew skills? Be there, 2pm – Crispus Attucks park!
D.C. Beer Mile: September 16th
D.C. Red Dress: October 8th
EWH3 is STILL in need of a NEW BREWMEISTER. If you are interested in being the BEER SUPERHERO we all need, please reach out to a member of mismanagement!
Give Back to the Hash!
BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!
https://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.png00Harerazorhttps://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.pngHarerazor2022-09-15 09:49:482022-09-15 09:49:51EWH3 #1313: The Fourth Anal Tour du Feline Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, September 15th – Eastern Market Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
EWH3 #1315: The Also Oktobierfest Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, September 29 – Shaw/ Howard Metro] (Green/Yellow Line)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
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Cinch up your Dirndls and Lederhosen it’s Oktobierfest (be careful what you agree at an On-After to hare) in Shaw!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 29, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Shaw/Howard Metro, Follow Marks to Start
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 7th & R St St NW
Hares: Special Red, General’s Farm Animal, Lorena Hobbit, Just Kayla and possibly other Griswolds…
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2 mi. first half / 2.5 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1 mi first half / 1.5 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Pavement – ok for strollers, dogs, and GFA
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Shaw/Howard
Last Trains Out:
Branch Ave (Green): 11:49pm
Greenbelt (Green): 12:19am
On After*: Dacha Beer Garden. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.
Specials: The Hare is Special😬
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events & Announcements!
Give Back to the Hash!
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!
EWH3 #1314: The 3rd Anal International Talk Like a Pirate Day Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, September 22 – Potomac Ave (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
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YAAAARGH! Ahoy and avast, ya filthy landlubbers!
This trail for the third time be celebratin’ International Talk Like a Pirate Day, the highest of holy days for the saltiest of sea dogs! So brush up on your pirate vocab, swab the poop decks, and raise the black flag, because it’s time for another pirate treasure hunting quest!
Tragedy has yet again befallen our beloved Captain Turd Kind—he’s lost his ship, his treasure, his flag, his rum, even his captain’s coat! But fret not me lads! With you on the crew, we can return to the golden age of piracy! Help Captain Turd Kind in all his pirating needs and you will be rewarded with a spot on his new crew (and with beer)!
BUT BEWARE! Danger awaits you! Not only is Davy Jones’ locker as perilous as ever, the Royal Navy has been alerted to our presence! Navigate these treacherous
waterstrails correctly and we will all enjoy grog and shanties together on the high seas!RUM! BEER! QUESTS! SHANTIES! TREASURE! BOOTY! What else do you need in this life?!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 22nd, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Potomac Avenue Metro
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Potomac and Pennsylvania Ave SE
Hares: Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, Princess Jizzman, and Roll Over Bitch!
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 2.3 mi. second half
– Walkers: 0.9 first half / 0.9 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 1.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.4 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Potomac Ave
Last Trains Out:
– Downtown Largo (Blue): 12:18 am
– Downtown Largo (Silver): 11:58 pm
– New Carrollton (Blue): 12:03 am
– New Carrollton (Orange): 12:20 am
– National Airport (Blue): 11:46 pm
– Wiehle-Reston East (Silver): 11:44 pm
– Vienna/Fairfax-GMU (Orange): 11:52 pm
On After*: Trusty’s! If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.
Specials: More beer!
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events and Announcements!
Give Back to the Hash!
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!
EWH3 #1313: The Fourth Anal Tour du Feline Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, September 15th – Eastern Market Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
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From the Cat PeopleTM who brought you Everyday is Wednesday’s Favorite Trail of 2018, 2019, and 2021, we bring you the fourth episode in the Tour du Feline Series: BIG CATS! There will be toys, catnip, and some surprises for a lucky few (it may be a dead mouse in your bed).
CAT FACT #1063: There are 30 different subspecies of cougar – among them, GTD’s mom.
CAT FACT #1146: Much like hashers, jaguars like to swim in streams. Unlike hashers, jaguars don’t typically do so while drinking beer.
CAT FACT #1256: Cheetahs don’t see very well at night, but during the day can spot prey up to three miles away. This is a not-so-subtle reminder to bring your h*adlamp as the days grow shorter.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 15, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Eastern Market Metro
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Eastern Market Metro (start)/Potomac & Penn Ave SE (end)
Hares: General Tso’s Kitten, Maine Coon-apple Juice, GeriatricMeowing, Purrliteral Clawage, Son, What the Fuzz?!, Ready Player Nine Lives
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.1 mi. first half / 2.5 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.0 mi. first half / 1.3 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.3 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
P.S. Runners – at end, check your Strava/whichever mapping device you use!
End Metro: Potomac Ave Metro
Last Trains Out:
-Reagan National Airport: 11:46pm
-Vienna/FFX: 11:52pm
-Wiehle-Reston East: 11:44pm
-Largo: 12:18am
-New Carrollton: 12:20am
-Largo: 11:58pm
On After*: Trusty’s (1420 Pennsylvania Ave SE). If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.
Specials: MEOW!
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events!
Give Back to the Hash!
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!