Announcements:

– Hares needed May 16! Email the Hare Razor to claim the date! 

– Hash flash is back (and better than ever!) – Check out the most recent albums here

– Helper Hares needed! Email the Hare Razor to sign up and get paired with an alpha hare in need. Ready to alpha your own trail? Reach out to secure a date!

Now for your regularly scheduled programming:


Are you recovering from a big homecumming weekend, or weekend sitting at home wondering, “where is everyone?” What better way to exercise your legs and liver than to come on out to Potomac Yard (that’s in Virginia) on Thursday for the WIE-covery trail. This is attempt two at the first EWH3 trail in this territory, so fingers crossed we don’t have any natural disasters (other than post-WIE hashers) join us at trail this week.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 11, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Potomac Yard north pavilion exit, follow marks to start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Main Line Blvd & E Glebe Rd

Hares: Lickthyologist, Whoriana’s Trench, Too Easy, Blows a Tranny, General’s Farm Animal, Beer and a Bag Full of Dildoes – Good Times! 

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.6 mi. first half / 1.7 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.4 mi first half / .75 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap:
Trail is A to B (.5 mi to Crystal City Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle (maybe some Pedialyte..). Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro:
Crystal City

Last Trains Out:

Blue Line Largo 11:46 PM

Blue Line Franconia-Springfield 12:25 AM

Yellow Line Huntington 12:11 AM

Yellow Line Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center 11:38 PM

On After: Freddie’s

Specials: Karaoke is special

Hares needed May 2 & May 16Email the Hare Razor to claim the date! 

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Are you tired of your day job? Can’t wait for WIE this weekend? Well, start your weekend early, be like Ken, and make beach your job until Monday morning! Come on trail in your best beach or Ken attire thirsty for some sweet golden nectar!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 4, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Eastern Market

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 7th & North Carolina Ave SE

Hares: Ruth Masturbader Ginsberg, Sir Lancelittle, Tuneless

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.5/2.3
– Walkers: 1.45/1.3
– Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (Navy Yard). Bring a cranium lamp, vessel, thirst for our favorite beverage, surfboards and sunnies! Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Navy Yard – Ballpark
Last Trains Out:
Branch Ave 12:18 AM
Greenbelt 11:52 PM

On After: The Big Stick
Specials: Beer Buckets – Buy any 5 of the same bottles/cans for the price of 4!

Welcum to the First Anal Anythingaversary Trail!  For your alpha co-hares, it’s the 1st Analversary of our White Dress Run, but we don’t want to limit this trail to our celebration, we want to celebrate all of the things!  Pick anything you wouldn’t ordinarily, or haven’t but would like to, celebrate as an anniversary and bring that joy to trail!  

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 28, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Brookland Metro, follow marks to start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 10th & Monroe St NE

Hares: Colliteral Damage, Honey Bunches of C*nt, Geriatricmandering, Son, What the F*ck!

Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.75  mi. first half / 2.3 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.2 mi first half / 1.5 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.4 mi to Brookland Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, a full water bottle, and something to celebrate. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Brookland 

Last Trains Out:

Glenmont – 12:19 AM

Shady Grove – 11:51 AM

On After: Brookland Pint

Specials: You’re Anythingaversary!