Where: Van Ness – UDC – Linea roja. Follow marks to the start and looks for the group of guys who looks like child molestors and the chicks who might possibly have dicks.
 
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, May 6, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish. 
 
Hares: Hungry Hungry Homo, T!ts for Tots, Konichi [email protected], Just Lauren, y possible Mystery Hare
 
Misc: A-B…Tough dog friendly…”small dogs may drown.” Headlamps and a change of dry shoes are suggested. Possible/probable PI. Grow a mustache. Wear a fake mustache. Draw on a mustache. Who cares…but downing ta-kill-ya is so much classier with a fuzzy worm on your upper lip. 
 
OnOnOn:

Guapos
4515 Wicsonsin Ave. N.W.
Washington, DC
 
Specials: $5 margaritas, vino, y cervezas. And possible food specials.