EWH3 #600, byatches: BETTY FORD RELAPSE Trail – Thursday, July 15, 2010
 
Where: Eastern Market Metro (near where alcoholics make laws) — Blue/Orange Line. Follow chalk marks from the metro exit to the start and follow the smell of sweet, sweet booze.
 
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, July 15, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish. 
 
Hares:  Gaystation, Sphincter Shy, Blows a Tranny, Just Kristin, 6 Fags and Red Vag of Courage. Along with a group of very awesome, amazingly sexy volunteers (be nice to them). 
 
Misc: A-B. Drunk dog friendly. Alley shiggy.  PI potential is next to none. Blackout potential is next to incredibly likely.  8ish shots. One beer check. It’s supposed to be a hot day yall and we’re force feeding you lots of booze, so safety third…but maybe drink some water that day.
 
OnOnOn:
Bullfeathers
410 1st Street Southeast
Washington, DC 20003-1819
(202) 543-5005
www.bullfeatherscapitolhill.com/
 
Specials: $3.50 Coronas and Miller Lites, all—night—long!

Also a note from our friendly bartender tomorrow:
“I would say that you should give everyone wristbands, but, because of my experience with your group in the past, I know you are not hard to identify.” Yeeea, we’re the loud drunks in running clothes.  

 

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Save Abraham Lincoln!

Want to hash and have an extra $5 to get drunk with at the OnOnOn?  Then hare trail!  Email the lovely Red Vag of Courage ( [email protected] This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it ) to sign up for a trail today.  Check out the Hare Line to see what dates are available.

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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:

1) Red Dress Run Registration Open! Oct 9, 2010 ~ Almost 300 signed up so far (64 from EWH3!!!), sign up now before the price goes up again!
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16490&cat=288&page=1
 
2) Lingerie Run (aka Red Dress Run Pre-lube) Registration Open! Oct 8, 2010 ~ Already 100 signed up, don’t miss the party before the party!
https://store.hashspace.com/dcfullmoon
 
3) White House Hash Wild Wild West Camping and Tubbing Trip
July 23-25, 2010, Bentonville, VA 
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16502&cat=256
 
4) SAVE THE DATE – Beer Mile – August 13th
 
5)17th Annual Beerly Legal Virginia Interhash
August 20-22, 2010, Chesapeake, VA
Rego: $60
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16501&cat=256&page=1
 
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