EWH3 #600, byatches: BETTY FORD RELAPSE Trail – Thursday, July 15, 2010

EWH3 #600, byatches: BETTY FORD RELAPSE Trail – Thursday, July 15, 2010
Where: Eastern Market Metro (near where alcoholics make laws) — Blue/Orange Line. Follow chalk marks from the metro exit to the start and follow the smell of sweet, sweet booze.
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, July 15, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish. 
Hares:  Gaystation, Sphincter Shy, Blows a Tranny, Just Kristin, 6 Fags and Red Vag of Courage. Along with a group of very awesome, amazingly sexy volunteers (be nice to them). 
Misc: A-B. Drunk dog friendly. Alley shiggy.  PI potential is next to none. Blackout potential is next to incredibly likely.  8ish shots. One beer check. It’s supposed to be a hot day yall and we’re force feeding you lots of booze, so safety third…but maybe drink some water that day.
410 1st Street Southeast
Washington, DC 20003-1819
(202) 543-5005
Specials: $3.50 Coronas and Miller Lites, all—night—long!

Also a note from our friendly bartender tomorrow:
“I would say that you should give everyone wristbands, but, because of my experience with your group in the past, I know you are not hard to identify.” Yeeea, we’re the loud drunks in running clothes.  



Save Abraham Lincoln!

Want to hash and have an extra $5 to get drunk with at the OnOnOn?  Then hare trail!  Email the lovely Red Vag of Courage ( ewh3harerazor@gmail.com This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it ) to sign up for a trail today.  Check out the Hare Line to see what dates are available.


DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:

1) Red Dress Run Registration Open! Oct 9, 2010 ~ Almost 300 signed up so far (64 from EWH3!!!), sign up now before the price goes up again!
2) Lingerie Run (aka Red Dress Run Pre-lube) Registration Open! Oct 8, 2010 ~ Already 100 signed up, don’t miss the party before the party!
3) White House Hash Wild Wild West Camping and Tubbing Trip
July 23-25, 2010, Bentonville, VA 
4) SAVE THE DATE – Beer Mile – August 13th
5)17th Annual Beerly Legal Virginia Interhash
August 20-22, 2010, Chesapeake, VA
Rego: $60