AGM 2010
TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!
6th Anal F*cking Klassy AGM & Holiday Party
Where: Trusty’s (1420 Pennsylvania Ave SE Washington DC)
When: Friday, December 10th, 7pm – 10pm
Cost: $30 pre-registration (by December 6th 9th) or $35 at the door (Note: The prereg has been extended!!)
Why: To celebrate last years MisManagment, whine about the new MisManagement and try to get laid.
For one low, low price you will get: 3 hours of Klassy boozin’ (Miller Light and Yuengling), real food, and hashers in their f*cking Klassy holiday attire. (Notice the capitol “K”!)
Click here do download the rego! Print it, fill it out and send it (with a $30 check) to Rear Protein Injection (the address is on the Rego) or just hand it to him at the next EWH3 hash.
A New Way to Pay: For those too drunk, too lazy, or too developmentally disabled to print and sign a registration form you can send in your registration fee via PayPal (if you have an account). PayPal $30 to RearProteinInjection@gmail.com, be sure to include your registration details (I.e. nerd name, hash name, home hash, and how many shots it takes to see you naked). RPI promises to only spend the PayPal money on beer and whores!
If you don’t know the Annual General Meeting (AGM) is where we announce the incumming MisManagement (i.e. the wankers who will be ruining the hash next year) and drink our faces off to celebrate the transfer of “power”. Cum dressed in your Klassiest holiday clothes (think sleeveless x-mas sweaters, silly hats, dirty costumes or just go the classic route and slut it up), enjoy the open bar, and try to convince some wanker or wankette to let you unwrap their holiday gifts!
Who’s Cumming?
| # | Hash Name | Home Hash |
| 1 | Rear Protein Injection | EWH3 |
| 2 | 1 If by man, 2 if by she | EWH3 |
| 3 | Cum Squat | EWH3 |
| 4 | Cum Dumpling | EWH3 |
| 5 | Manniple Likter | EWH3 |
| 6 | ONe tit ONly | WH4 |
| 7 | Snatch Shot | EWH3 |
| 8 | Big Bang | EWH3 |
| 9 | And I’ll Push Backa | EWH3 |
| 10 | Have Fun Storming the Asshole | EWH3 |
| 11 | Cock-a-Doodle-Do Me | EWH3 |
| 12 | Just Matt Janiga | Homeless |
| 13 | Just Matt Bronson | EWH3 |
| 14 | Just Timothy Newkirk | EWH3 |
| 15 | 6 Fags | EWH3 |
| 16 | S & MOM | EWH3 |
| 17 | Please Step Away from the Whores | WH4 |
| 18 | Miss MeGagMe | EWH3 |
| 19 | CoXXX on Demand | EWH3 |
| 20 | Pittsburg Kneeler | EWH3 |
| 21 | Yule Log | EWH3 |
| 23 | A Red River Runs Through It | EWH3 |
| 24 | Motor Mouth | DC Road Whores |
| 25 | Whiskey Business | EWH3 |
| 26 | Leggs Over Easy | EWH3 |
| 27 | My Little Pony | EWH3 |
| 28 | RU-469? | EWH3 |
| 29 | Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock | EWH3 |
| 30 | Double Ohh Positive | EWH3 |
| 31 | 6 Pigs in a Blanket | EWH3 |
| 32 | Mellow Foreskin Cheese | EWH3 |
| 33 | Roll Over, Bitch! | EWH3 |
| 34 | Keyless Entry | EWH3 |
| 35 | Wanks Like an Egyption | EWH3 |
| 36 | General’s Farm Animal | EWH3 |
| 37 | Put It Out | EWH3 |
| 38 | Saskatchewsnatch | SHIT |
| 39 | Just Jared Hautamaki | SHIT |
| 40 | For Sale Or Rent | WH4 $ MVH3 |
| 41 | Silver Spooge | EWH3 |
| 42 | Raider of the Lost Box | WH4 |
| 43 | 3-2-1 Fuck Off | EWH3 |
| 44 | Bad Ass Tongue Tricks | |
| 45 | An Inconvenient Poop | EWH3 |
| 46 | Dial F for F*ggot | EWH3 |
| 47 | John 3:69 | EWH3 |