EWH3 #635 Braddock Road

Hares: Generals Farm Animal, Red Vag of Courage, Gaystation, Sphincter Shy, Just Mary

Virgins: Lucy

Visitors: Just Jay (DCH4)

OnOnOn: Fireflies

After braving the red-line of death, urban youth that loiter outside Chinatown (seriously, if it wouldn’t interrupt my commute I would be very tempted to push some of them into an oncoming metro…I know that’s horrible, these kids are the future), and the usual metro delays I finally made it Braddock Road just in time for the pack to circle up. After harassing our only virgin we were off on what was sure to be an awesome….wait seriously BC 10 already….not cool. After that it was pretty much a tour off all of the NOVA houses I plan to receive in the settlement after my first divorce. We ran into beer check in the parking lot of a church, which actually had a really nice view!

After partaking in several beers in an attempt to warm up the pack was once again off and running down a huge hill….we should have known better, when does the trail ever go downhill…another BC. And back up the hill we went. Thankfully the rest of the trail was pretty quick and we ran into the final circle behind that bakery that always smells delish, but not as good as the orange food we demolished before it was time for….

Violations:

Generals Farm Animal was showing his age when he had to write down trail notes so that he wouldn’t forget anything

Apparently it is black history month on the Africa Channel, so ZZ Bottom III was brought out to celebrate his heritage.

Holy Milk of My Mother was heard saying that she “needed to spit it out.” We all now spitters are quitters.

When asked why he wasn’t drinking more, Wanks Like an Egyptian said that it was because he was on Mismanagement and was trying to set a good example…..seriously

The Hares for having low self esteem and giving themselves a 30 min head start….and then immediately BCing everyone.

Generals Farm Animal was reliving his childhood walk to school by laying a trail that was uphill both ways

Violations from the Crowd:

I’m sure there were some but they weren’t very good…mostly your standard making fun of Roll Over Bitch and Sphincter Shy trying to be funny. But then it was time for a naming!!!! OMG I love namings!

Just Emily is from Vermont and went to Bryn Maher where she majored in anthropology. She is currently putting her degree to use as a nanny for 4 kids and her favorite Disney movie is Pocahontas. She also loves singing Karaoke at gay bars. After this year’s AGM she went to London Bitch’s after party and was looking all over for his cat, since she was unable to find it she took comfort in some guy’s pants. Apparently giving her a 4loco will result her taking anyone home.

Names that didn’t suck:

Oh Pare

Hello Kitty

A Streetcat named Deflower

I Want It Anyway

Aunt Vagina’s Maple Syrup

And so it was determined that henceforth and throughout the world of hashing, Just Emily would be known as Aunt Vagina’s Maple Syrup

On -On

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