EWH3 #636 Rosslyn
Hares: CockSoup, Whiskey Business, YuleLog, Monday Sticky Monday
Virgins: Sara and Jeff
Visitors: Can’t Fuck Dust, Road Kill (Nigeria), Double Header (Cairo)
Analversaries: Colon Foul (17), Slip Knot (269)
OnOnOn: Café Asia
This is a public service announcement: When donating blood it is recommended that you wait longer than 24 hours before engaging in strenuous activity in combination with alcohol.
Let’s just say I have now learned this lesson the hard way. Since it was a nice day I decided to have a few drinks before hash. One drink left me drunk the three more I downed left me nearing blackout…so needless to say the first half of trail is pretty foggy. I do remember that it had been a long time since I had seen that many people at a hash, looks like it’s time for those fair weather hashers to start reappearing. I’m going to assume that the first half of trail was typical to any NOVA/Rosslyn trail….hilly and full of brown flip flops. I do remember some nice shiggy before entering beer check at a dead end.
No idea what the second half of trail was like as I decided that it would probably be a good idea to walk the rest. Per usual we ended up on the top of the parking garage where we were able to enjoy the warm spring breezes and some….
London Bitches Going Down took a shot to the eye, learning the hard way that its always better to swallow.
Never Leave Labia In the Corner was using her lack of headlamp as an excuse to grope guys….you don’t need an excuse to do that
Scarlett Letter spends too much time on her knees.
Latter Day Stains was trying to seduce himself a young bride by wearing a tiger hat.
Just Jeff was found bleeding after his first time
Hungry Hungry Homo saw a cat run across the road and yelled “hey look a rabbit!” apparently he has no idea what a real pussy looks like.
Violations from the Crowd:
I know I got violated for something as well as a few others but we were almost out of beer and it was time for a more important event…A NAMING!
Just Ann is from Pittsburg and went to William and Mary where she majored in Physics. She works for National Geographic and enjoyed being choked while having standing up sex. She is currently sleeping with Roll Over Bitch. She once had sex in an ally and ended up sleeping in a car. She sadly doesn’t own any sex toys but her favorite barnyard animal is a horse. She was once caught masturbating by her mom.
Names that didn’t suck:
2 Outs, 3 Outs, My In
Gag Me With The Poon
Where The Streets Have No Shame
Choke a Bitch
And so it was determined that henceforth and throughout the world of hashing, Just Ann would be known as Where The Streets Have No Shame
On-I’m too drunk for this shit -On
6 Pigs In A Blanket