EWH3 #648: Forrest Glen

Hares: Brokeback Mama, PutItOut, Coxxx on Demand, Dildo Shaggins and Cock Soup

Virgins: Holly, Clara, Jules, Tim, Brian

Visitors: None were willing to go this far

OnOnOn: Piratz Tavern

After a very long metro ride in which we nervously left the district proper and emerged into the lands of Here Be Dragons, a decent sized group of degenerates willing to travel any distance for trail circled up in the hopes of plentiful booty and grog. After a few swigs from GFA’s flask and a rousing rendition of My Name is Joe the pack was off into the freshly manicured lawns of suburban MD.  We quickly descended into some shiggy-tastic areas where we found some fun tunnels and refreshing drainage water….umm drainage! We scampered up a few steep hills and hopped a few more streams we came up to beer check number 1 near the old seminary (am I the only one that thinks that looks like a great fixer-upper…nice footprint, great lot size….clearly I have been watching too much HGTV).

After mounting lady justice and downing some Natty Lights it was back to trail through a nice development and back into the woods. After a really nice trail run we came out along some railroad tracks that we followed into the 2nd beer check….sometimes I really like long trails. After a few rounds of Macho Macho Mug (which is still in my head) it was time head out and finish up the trail.

At this point things start getting a little fuzzy but I’m pretty sure it was more shiggy and a few more suburban developments that all look the same. The rest of trail was pretty short and we quickly found the beer van. After filling our mugs it was time for circle and violations…oh wait, sorry I forgot we are in suburban Maryland where the cops have nothing better to do than to wait around to break us up. As soon as the virgins were called into circle no less than 3 to 4 cop cars rolled up. So it was onto the bar where we all tried to get some booty before catching the last metro back to civilization.

On-I love summer hashing-On

6 Pigs In A Blanket

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