EWH3 #673: The Are Your Shoes Dry Yet Trail – Thursday, September 15, 2011

Where: Rosslyn Metro or Foggy Bottom Metro (Blue/ Orange Line) – Follow marks to start (super secret, its at FSK Park).

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, September 15, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Please Stay Away From the Whores, Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack, Red Vag of Courage, and a couple of mystery hares.

Misc: A-A’ish. Trail is kind of like Motormouth’s penis – short and dark – so bring headlamps. Maybe a slicker and galoshes if it is even remotely the same as last week.

Continental: Modern Pool Lounge

1911 Fort Myers Drive
Arlington, VA 22209
(703) 465-7675


Specials: Probably none since Virginny sucks for that kind of thing.