EWH3 #686: Slutty Christmakwanzakuh-kuh Trail – Thursday, December 15, 2011
Where: Start- Smithsonian Metro – Orange/Blue Line, follow marks to start
When: 7:00 PM, Thursday, December 15, 2011. Pack “away” at 7:15ish.
Hares: Poop Been A Dick, Put It Out, Compost Pile, Later Day Stains, London Bitch Is Going Down, Six Pigs In A Blanket, Not To Scale, Hell’s Anal, and Just Kelly. Since there are like 40 hares I’m sure one of them is going to be a walkers hare and there will definitely be a sweeper hare. Might even have enough for a dancing hare, sensual massage hare, and late night infomercial hare.
Misc: A -> Z Trail is full of urban-shiggy (aka concrete heavy) with FOUR, that’s right you heard me, FOUR SC’s.
It is Reindeer-friendly (meaning dawgs should be festively dressed) and strongly encouraged that you dress like a sexy santa/elf/rabbi/candle/whateverakwanzaequivalentwouldbe. The trail is dog friendly but the end location is not owner walking the dog back to start friendly.Check your dignity and bring your spare livers cuz these hares don’t play around – all 32,654 of them. It goin’ be cold, so pack accordingly and please keep in mind plan B can only take so much at a given time.
Remington’s – “DC’s Premiere Country Western Nightclub”
639 Pennsylvania Ave SE
Washington DC 20003
Specials: Upstairs Karaoke
$3 Heinekens Broski
$3 Some sort of rail that has yet to be decided-ski (Vodka, rum or Whiskey)