EWH3 #704: The Venereal Equinox of March Madness Trail, Thursday, March 22, 2012

Where: King Street Station (Old Town Alexandria, Yellow/Blue Line) – Follow the marks to the start

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, March 22, 2012. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Possession of Swollen Goods, JAG Queen, Tumble Cry, Just Nikki, and Tragic Carpet Ride

Misc: A to A, Runners trail is not very dog friendly (unless you’re dog is ok getting wet), but our canine friends are welcome to the walker’s trail ( aka BRING YOUR NEW PUPPY CHIPPENFAILZ). There’s supposed to be some shiggy and water on the walker’s trail so please bring (1) head lamps (2) a change of clothes, and (3) your good attitude. Seriously, I don’t wanna hear you b*tch and moan all day long that you’re feet are wet – there are children starving in africa and “humanitarians” taking advantage of them while on PCP frolicking nekkid and masturbating on the beach in California. #Kony2012 (seriously)

On on on:
O’Shaughnessy’s Pub
1324 King Street, Alexandria, VA 22314
(703) 836-7885 ‎

Specials: TBA (but there is an extremely good deli next to/under/as part of the bar – dude who runs it is one of the nicest guys you’ll meet)