EWH3 #708: The 100 Year Titanic Memorial Trail, Thursday, April 19, 2012

Where: Start – Titanic Memorial, at the end of P St. SW near Waterfront Metro station (Green Line) – nearest intersection is 4th and P st., SW – Follow chalk marks to start.
End – Cap South Metro (Blue/Orange Line)

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, April 19, 2012. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Raise My Titanic, Fifty Dollar Bitch, Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack, Bad Dog

Misc: A to B, Bring a Headlamp and your love for Leonardo DiCaprio…This trail features a walker trail (aka Ice burg trail), a Woman/Children Trail (aka the survivor’s trail), and the Man trail (aka the you-drown trail). Take your pick and have fun – the men’s trail is NOT dog accessible, but the other two are cool for the pups. Also, don’t forget your mugs and a change of clothes. Finally, the on on on sinks at 11 PM (aka last call at 11 PM). It’s early, but hey at least you won’t drown.

On on on:
410 1st St. SE
Washington DC 20003

Specials: TBA – Kitchen is open til 11 PM and last call is 11 PM. You’re going to have to be thinking like a closer all night long to get that special someone home for the night (bow chicka bow-wow)