EWH3 #714:   The Hot B*tches of FoBo Trail, Thursday, May 31st, 2012 

Where: Foggy Bottom Metro (Orange/Blue Line) Follow the Marks to the start.

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, May 31st, 2012. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Snatch Shot, Bless Me Father for I Have Rimmed, Aunt Vagina’s Maple Syrup, Bareback, and Just Nikki

Misc: A to A, Dog friendly, bring a headlamp, Shiggy socks, (PI isn’t heavy, but it is certainly out there), your slutty outfit to impress the frat boys and sorority girls, and NOT A WHOLE LOT ELSE.  Thursday will likely be a very well attended event – meaning that you will have a better chance at getting lucky  and that there will not a lot of room in Plan B (so pack light). Walkers will be on live hare and runners have a super nice trail laid by several sexy ladies (yep I did just say the trail is being laid by several sexy ladies…at once)  Bring a cup or money for one (and a T-Shirt!!!).

On on on:

McFadden’s
2401 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20037

202-223-2338

Spechullz: Drunk interns, bad dancing, possible girlfights, loosing your dignity, Grown men falling down stairs (ahem SWAB)
aaannd $3 domestics, $5 carbombs, $10 pots o’ gold (apparently these GIANT liquor bowls GLOW IN THE DARK).