EWH3 #720:   Justin Bieber’s “Never Say Never” Trail, Thursday, July 12, 2012 

Where: Bethesda Metro (Red Line) Follow marks to the start!

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, July 12th, 2012. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Fart of Darkness, Shat Roulette, Miss Me Gag Me, Cock Soup, and Yule Log

Special Announcement (from the hares, I seriously would not have spent my time as such): J Bieb’s here with a special announcement (flips hair): This thursday come out to Bethesda for the final date on my “Never Say Never” tour. I personally guarantee you that this trail will be better than my recent feature film and the 1.5 out of 10 stars rating it received.  What’s that? You say you have the “Bieber Fever”??? I am flattered, and I will be seeing you at the ON-ON-ON after a few dollar drinks.  I’ll be the guy “not” asking for another paternity suit. Haha, just kidding…….not really…..

Misc crap: A to A trail.  This trail is short, flat, and dry (only one of these is true).  Tough Dog Friendly, and PI is a very real risk, so protect yourself accordingly.  It’s a long(er) trail, so prep yourself and take the splits/walkers trails as needed  DON’T PLAY HERO! Also, we still got badass t-shirts so be sure to buy one if you haven’t yet.

On on on:

Union Jacks

4915 Saint Elmo Avenue

Bethesda, MD 20814

Specshulllz: 1$ everything from 10-11, 1$ miller light all night.