EWH3 # 724: The $%& Anal Betty Ford Memorial Relapse Trail – Eastern Market (Orange/Blue Lines) Thursday 8/9/2012

Where: Eastern Market Metro- Orange/Blue Lines,  Follow marks to the start.
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, August 9th, 2012. Pack away at 7:15.
Hares: London Bitches Going Down, 6 Pigs in a Blanket, 6 Fags, Red Vag of Courage, Chippenfailz, Don’t Ask Don’t Smell

More Deetz: A-Z trail, Dog friendly (with one small detour), and no PI risk.  This trail gets better (read: drunker) every year so be prepared to drink your faces off. Remember, before Betty Ford was a great humanitarian and feminist pioneer she was an epic drunk. Thursday, we’ll run and drink in her honor.  Also, we still have some bomb-ass shirts for sale ($15) be sure to bring your cash for it!
On on on:
Hamilton’s
233 2nd Street Northwest
Washington, DC 20001
(202) 347-6555

Specials: $10 Bud Light Pitchers, $12 Yuengling Pitchers, cheap rail drinks, TATER TOTS!!! and more…