EWH3 # 724: The $%& Anal Betty Ford Memorial Relapse Trail – Eastern Market (Orange/Blue Lines) Thursday 8/9/2012
EWH3 # 724: The $%& Anal Betty Ford Memorial Relapse Trail – Eastern Market (Orange/Blue Lines) Thursday 8/9/2012
Where: Eastern Market Metro- Orange/Blue Lines, Follow marks to the start.
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, August 9th, 2012. Pack away at 7:15.
Hares: London Bitches Going Down, 6 Pigs in a Blanket, 6 Fags, Red Vag of Courage, Chippenfailz, Don’t Ask Don’t Smell
More Deetz: A-Z trail, Dog friendly (with one small detour), and no PI risk. This trail gets better (read: drunker) every year so be prepared to drink your faces off. Remember, before Betty Ford was a great humanitarian and feminist pioneer she was an epic drunk. Thursday, we’ll run and drink in her honor. Also, we still have some bomb-ass shirts for sale ($15) be sure to bring your cash for it!
On on on:
Hamilton’s
Specials: $10 Bud Light Pitchers, $12 Yuengling Pitchers, cheap rail drinks, TATER TOTS!!! and more…