EWH3 #744:  Santie Klaus and his naughty Lil’ elf chase Holiday Trail – Pentagon City Metro (Blue/Yellow)

When: 6:45 PM Thursday December 13, 2012.  Pack Away at 7:15 sharp.
Where:  Pentagon City Metro (Blue/Yellow): stay underground and follow marks from metro through food court to start at Pentagon Row ice rink.  Yup, the hares are making you go through the Pentagon City Mall less than two weeks from Christmas – try to avoid the Milf’s Dilf’s and Demons, they are but distractions on your quest!

Hares:  DrTooLittle, PoopBenadick, PutItOut, StPaulysGirl and TendHerLoins

Miscellaneous Crap: A-B Live, fast trail over the river and through the woods of the quaint wintery village of Crystal City.  This is the time to wear those ridiculous Christmas socks you got last year.  Come early and skate on the mall-size rink! (And if you actually bring skates, be prepared to drink out of them for sheer stupidity)Last train inbound 11:49.

On On On:  Freddies Fabulous Beach Bar & Restaurant which has been decorated up for Christmas just for us.   Keep in mind folks, that Freddies’ staff both loves and hates us – stay out of the way of the staff and be sure to tip them well.  It is the best on-on-on that side of the river!

Freddies Fabulous Beach Bar & Restaurant
555 S 23rd St.
Arlington, VA (Yes, Honey VIRGINIA)

Specials: cold pitchers, festive karaoke, and you.