Wankers!

If you managed to not get trampled into the ground by Tragic Carpet Ride’s mad dash to the beer last week, then it’s about time to celebrate the mad love in your life by running and drinking with your fun friends!  This Pal-entine’s Day, instead of shot checks, I vote we have tubs of Edy’s Moose Tracks ice cream for you to drown your sorrows in!

Your regularly scheduled program this week is:


EWH3# 753: The Luvvvvv Bunnies Trail 6:45 PM Thursday February 14, 2013- Braddock Road Metro (Yellow/Blue line)

Do you have your Jessica to Roger?  Is your favorite pickup line “What’s up Doc?” Have you been chasing cotton tail like Peter, or are you concerned that you’re super late like the White rabbit?    Doesn’t matter because its time to hump like bunnies!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday February 14, 2013.  Pack away at 7:15ish.
Where: Braddock Road Metro Station (yellow/blue line)
Hares:  Excuse me, Is that your Bunny?; Mr. cArrot; You Sucked my Battle Bunny; S&MOBunny; Can’t find Bunny in a Haystack; Anal Bunny; Just Omar Bunny
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B.  Bring warm clothes, pack light, and bring a light.

On On On: O’Shaughnessy’s Pub (formerly Laughing Lizard Lounge)
1324 King Street
Alexandria, VA 22314
Specials: They’re “working on them” but they’re also super divey and cheap so deal with it.  Bar and deli are open till 2:30 and there will be a lot of dancing!
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BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS  
(1) EWH3’s Where Is Everybody (WIEEEEEEEEE) weekend is March 1-3.  Please see the EWH3 site for the rego, pester Haystack @ [email protected] or come to EWH3 because we got mad rego’z, yo.  Come, so you don’t have to listen to everyone talking about all the fun that you missed!
(2) Trails need hare-ing!  We have several open in February and March – don’t delay, check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. ([email protected])
(3) Thirsty after work Friday?  Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.
VALENTINE’S DAY IS A FAKE, CORPORATE HOLIDAY! 
-Whiskey Business