Good evening Wankers!

If you were able to survive rocking out to Eagle Eye Cherry + Eve6 + ALL OVER AWESOME 90s courtesy of White Ford Bronco, then strap back on your party yoga-pants for our WIE pregame train. I vote everyone should cram in 3 nights of hashing and drinking into one, just so you can give yourself a test-drive and work out any kinks before the weekend.

Your regularly scheduled program this week is:

EWH3# 756: The Pre-game the Beach Trail (WIEEEEE WEEKEND WARM-UP) 6:45 PM Thursday February 28, 2013- Tenleytown Metro (Red line)
I believe it was the wise 31st president, Herbert Hoover, who said “bad decisions result in the best stories.” So why not start making those bad decisions before driving out to Ocean City this weekend. Join EWH3 this thursday for a pre-beach bash in Tenleytown, that will be every bit as drunk as Cancun with only a fraction of the diarrhea. YeeeeeeHAaaaaww!!!11!1

When: 6:45 PM Thursday February 28, 2013. Pack away at 7:15ish.
Where: Tenleytown Metro Station (Red line), follow marks to the start.

Hares: Lemon Party Pooper, Miss Me Gag Me, Fart of Darkness, Cock Soup, & Yule Log

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A and dog friendly. Bring warm clothes, pack light, and bring a light.

On On On: Guapo’s
4515 Wisconsin Ave NW, Washington, DC 20016
(202) 686-3588
Specials: FREE CHIPS EVERYWHERE AND GUINESS! (Or, Corona or something- TBH it’s TBD