EWH3# 756: Hash Trash for The Pre-game the Beach Trail (WIEEEEE WEEKEND WARM-UP)
When: 6:45 PM Thursday February 28, 2013. Pack away at 7:15ish.
Where: Tenleytown Metro Station (Red line), follow marks to the start.
Hares: Lemon Party Pooper, Miss Me Gag Me, Fart of Darkness, Cock Soup, & Yule Log
On On On: Guapo’s
4515 Wisconsin Ave NW, Washington, DC 20016
- Leggs over Easy was violated for being hired out by another harriet to “test drive” a male hasher before WIE weekend.
- Wank like an Egyptian as he made his way through the at the time unnamed shot check, told another hasher his nick name for his penis is pickle. After he passed through the shot was called “pickle juice” sorry to all the folks who got there after him, you may want to see your doctor this week.
- Cock Soup violated for having his birthday on a hashing day. Hashy Birthday!! Fuck You!! nobody cares
- A Red River Runs Through It was violated for asking hashers for child raising tips.
- Back Snatch (not to be out done by A Red River Runs Through It) was violated for possibly child endangerment. e.g. letting Tosh.Homo watch his child “for the right price” which after a short bartering session came down to a six pack of domestic beer.
- Excuse me is that your bag was violated after medical documents of hers were made public. A nurse at a clinic examining her ear was heard saying “I’ve never seen this before” after finding sparkles on her ear drum. Later in the week at an OBGYN the Dr, said ” I havent found this much glitter in one of these since Ke$ha ended her last summer tour. (note: Excuse me is that your bag has since been renamed partially based on this story)