Hello Wankers!

I hurt. WIE won.

Your regularly scheduled program this week is:

EWH3# 760: The WIE Recovery/Did Saturn Live Up to its Hype? Trail 6:45 PM Thursday March 7, 2013- Shaw/Howard U. Metro (Green/Yellow line)

Great Americans exist in all different makes and models. Some are innovators, some are leaders, and some step up when the Hare Razor doesn’t have his hare line full. Dial F and Roll Over, Bitch! are two examples of the latter types, and they’ll be laying down some flour in order for us to run out that WIE hangover. Plus, apparently the DMV area is going to be plunged into a total snowstorm from Hell, so what better than to run through the streets that will most likely only be full of the deritus of over-exaggeration and apologies from meteorologists?

When: 6:45 PM Thursday March 7, 2013. Pack away at 7:15ish.
Where: Shaw/Howard U. Metro Station (Green/Yellow line), follow marks to the start.

Hares: Dial F for Faggot, Roll Over, Bitch! and mystery hares.

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A prime and dog friendly. Bring warm clothes, pack light, and bring a light.

Weather: H44, L35, 10% chance rain, 18 mph wind

On On On: DC9
1940 9th St NW, Washington, DC 20001
(202) 483-5000

Specials: Hipsters don’t do specials since they’re so last year, but there’s always Natty Boh and damn good food.


(1) Thirsty after work Friday? Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/ This week, EWH3 is sponsoring Beltway Bob at the Ugly Mug (Eastern Market Metro). Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.

The Ugly Mug
723 8th St SE, Washington, DC 20003
(202) 547-8459

(2) Trails need hare-ing! We have several open in February and March – don’t delay, check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. ([email protected])

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