Hey Wankers!

Apparently the hash is split and either still working to digest those rock-solid Guinness shots from last week’s everyone-is-Irish trail, nursing sore legs from foolish decisions to be [email protected] at the 1/2 or full marathon, or giggling at the aforementioned others.  Ah well, time to come together for our weekly dedication to Friday hangovers…

Your regularly scheduled program this week is:

 EWH3# 763: The How Pink is Your Cherry Trail 6:45 PM Thursday March 21, 2013- Smithsonian Metro (Blue/Orange Line)

Who say’s the Cherry Blossoms are the only things coming out this time of year?  Time to don your favorite pink apparel- you know you have some- and come out to run alongside these beautiful symbols of international friendship!  They may not be out yet, though, because those crafty Puerto Ricans have been giving a beating to both the US and Japan in the World Baseball Classic (SPORTS!).  But no worries if they haven’t blossomed yet, because you can still get your Blossom fix just about anywhere on the Internet.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday March 21, 2013.  Pack away at 7:15ish.

Where: Smithsonian Metro (Orange/Blue line), follow marks to the start.
Hares:  Mursey F*ck,  Wookin Pa Nub, One Hitter Quitter, Survival of the Spittest and Mystery Hare
Miscellaneous CrapA-B, so get over it.  Dog friendly.  Bring your stuff- you know the drill.

Weather: H42, L32, 14 mph wind

On On On: TBD, but look for another email today.  I just know you wanks want to at least know the start ASAP.
Specials: See Above
(1)  Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing!  March and April filled up quick, so start looking towards May- don’t delay, check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. ([email protected])
(2) Thirsty after work Friday?  Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.
-Whiskey Business