Goooooood Day, Wankers!

Spoiler alert- it’s only Spring in name. But that doesn’t mean you should hide inside! Sure, last week the (very few) hashers who made it out had to endure obnoxious gusts of freezing wind along what turned into a nice road race, but I mean, we have to pay our dues somehow. And who knows, when you’re crushing a Natural Light in the humid stench of sweat and tears in August, you may even look back fondly on these cold, cold times!

Your regularly scheduled program this week is:

EWH3# 764: The Getting Shiggy With It Trail 6:45 PM Thursday March 28, 2013- Woodley Park- Zoo/Adams Morgan Metro (Red Line)

Ready to get Shiggy with it? Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah…This trail is as short and flat as that homless midget you fu…. well you know. Wear your favorite Big Willie Style clothing and be ready to get down after trail with Madhatter spinning the hits with $1 Beer Night!!! And just like with that midget, be prepared to “do” anything!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday March 28, 2013. Pack away at 715ish.

Where: Woodley Park- Zoo/Adams Morgan Metro (Red Line)

Hares: Grinding Nemo, Pebbles for Pussy, French Toasted, G.T.O., Vagina Repellent
Miscellaneous Crap: A-B Trail. Bring a change of clothes and your dancin’ shoes!

Weather: H48; L34, 10% chance of rain, wind NW at 17mph

On On On: Madhatter
1319 Connecticut Ave NW, Washington, DC 20036
(202) 833-1495

Specials: $1 Drafts Night!!!
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BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS

(1) Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing! March and April filled up quick, so start looking towards May- don’t delay, check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. ([email protected])

(2) Thirsty after work Friday? Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/ Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.

Wind should be murdered,
-Whiskey Business