Good Morning Wankers!


If you’re wondering why you’re receiving trail news at midnight, it’s because:

A) I am grrrrreat and have worked with AWESOME HARES (thanks everyone so far this year!) 
B) I am on Spring Break, so the normal notions of time and space do not apply to me for a week.  

Speaking of “week,” hopefully there still aren’t any virgins lost in Rock Creek Park from last week (silly virgins, arrows mean “follow me!”), and even so, the USDA snipers may have mistaken them for deer by now.  Man, I wonder where all that venison went.  Anyone here like venison?  Oh, and: venison (hat trick!).

Your regularly scheduled program this week is:

 

EWH3# 765: The FOURGET About It Hash 6:45 PM Thursday April 4, 2013- Waterfront SEU (Green Line)

 

On the fourth day of the fourth month, the fourth president of these United States (James Madison for those too lazy to do a google search) said, “four is my favorite number.”  Come to the hash and celebrate the trail brought to you by the number FOUR!!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday April 4, 2013. Pack away at 715ish.
Where: Waterfront SEU Metro (Green Line)
Hares: Cock-A-Doodle Do Me, Me-Likee-Lickee-Caca, Underground Railroad, Going Gay with Person A, Benadrill Me
Miscellaneous CrapA-A Trail (Wahoo!) Bring a light (per usual) change of clothes (per usual) and your insatiable appetite for fun!

WeatherH58 (HECK YEA!)L45; 10% chance of rain, wind WSW at 5mph.  Chance coitus: 100%
On On On: Gordon Biersh
100 M Street SE, Washington, DC 20003
202-484-2739

Specials: $1 off all beers starting at 10PM
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BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS  
(1)  Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing!  March and April filled up quick, so start looking towards May- don’t delay, check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. ([email protected])
(2) Thirsty after work Friday?  Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.
SPRING BREAK!
-Whiskey Business