Good Morning Wankers!

As Thursday marked the start of a mini-bender (Spring Break!), you’ll have to forgive my lack of recalling events from last week. Though, great job to the pack and the GMs for handling the strippers who showed up in the best of fashion.

Your regularly scheduled program this week is:

EWH3# 766: The Spring Fever Trail 6:45 PM Thursday April 11, 2013- Rosslyn Metro (Orange/Blue Line)

Break out the Sundresses and Booty Shorts .. It’s Getting Hot in Here!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday April 11, 2013. Pack away at 715ish.

Where: Rosslyn Metro (Orange/Blue Line)

Hares: CarmenSanDieHO, KindergartenCock, PlanetOfTheRapes, PutItOut & YeastInfection

Miscellaneous Crap: Festive spectacular live A to B trail through the mean streets of Rosslyn and environs. Tough Dog Friendly (can you pick Fido up and put him over a fence?), you won’t get your shoes wet unless you cry or sweat a lot, but bring a flashlight cuz darkness is in the forecast.

Weather: H83; L65; 10% chance of rain, wind SSW at 18mph.

On On On: Summers
1520 N. Courthouse Road, Arlington VA 22201
(703) 528-8278

Specials: lots of TVs for SPORTS! plus $2.75 PBR tallboys and half-price wings all night

Last Train Inbound 11:44.
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BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS

(1) Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing! March and April filled up quick, so start looking towards May- don’t delay, check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. ([email protected])

(2) Thirsty after work Friday? Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/ Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.

It’s time to sweat!
-Whiskey Business