Happy Marathon Monday, Wankers!

Who would have thought that PutItOut and Co. could craft such a fresh trail in good ole’ Rosslyn? Needless to say, last week’s trail had some twists and turns that kept everyone on their toes, and then knocked us on our asses with copious amounts of beer duel shotgunnings on Roosevelt Island. I’m not sure if that was a result of creativity or PIO getting lost and forgetting where he was going (he’s such a goof), but good times anyway! Also, NEXT WEEK IS OPEN. Who will step up and throw together an awesome trail?

Your regularly scheduled program this week is:

Fwd: EWH3# 767: The Bats and Spiders and Hornets, or The Superhero Trail 6:45 PM Thursday April 18, 2013- Foggy Bottom Metro (Orange/Blue Line)

Why so serious? Are you horney? Do you miss Soulja Boy as much as we do? Been a while since you saw the Bat Signal? Is it better to be feared or respected? Time to break out your superhero best and fly through the streets of DC at the speed of…..erm….(stop)lights.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday April 11, 2013. Pack away at 715ish.

Where: Foggy Bottom Metro (Orange/Blue Line)

Hares: Lock Cock & 2 Smoking Nostrils, RG3Some, Just Munty, St. Pauli’s Girl

Miscellaneous Crap: Fun A to A trail through the city. Should be dog friendly, probably dry, twisty, turny, drunky. Bring what you need- it’s getting dark/hot at certain parts of the day, I think.

Weather: H81; L63; 10% chance of rain, wind S at 18mph.

On On On: McFadden’s
2401 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington, DC 20037
202-223-2338

Specials: Drinks are TBD, but we all know the shame, sweat, tears, and undergrads flow free all night long!

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BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS

(1) Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing! March and April filled up quick, so start looking towards May- don’t delay, check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. ([email protected])

(2) Thirsty after work Friday? Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/ Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.

(3) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!

(4) Cinco De Mustachio is coming up on May 9! For all of you dweebs who CAN grow a mustache (damn you), you might want to put away your razor!

Got my post-McFadden’s Purel shower all ready to go,
-Whiskey Business