Anyone else still recovering from getting “college drunk” at McFadden’s last week? Woof.
Your regularly scheduled program this week is:
EWH3# 768: The This is Why We Don’t Have Nice Things Trail 6:45 PM Thursday April 25, 2013- Georgia Ave/Petworth Metro (Green/Yellow Line)
Get ready to dance your face off.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday April 25, 2013. Pack away at 715ish.
Where: Georgia Ave/Petworth Metro (Green/Yellow Line)
Hares: Cock Soup, Whiskey Business, Fart of Darkness, Multiple Mystery Hares (we think)
Miscellaneous Crap: Fun A to A’ish/slighty B trail through the city. Should be dog friendly, probably dry, twisty, turny, drunky. Bring what you need- it’s getting dark/hot at certain parts of the day, I think.
Weather: H64; L47; 0% chance of rain, wind S at 10mph.
On On On: Wonderland Ballroom
1101 Kenyon St NW
Washington, DC 20010
Specials: Hipster dance moves and shots of whiskey + tall boy for some stupid cheap price.
(1) Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing! March and April filled up quick, so start looking towards May- don’t delay, check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
(2) Thirsty after work Friday? Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/ Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.
(3) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!
(4) Cinco De Mustachio is coming up on May 9! For all of you dweebs who CAN grow a mustache (damn you), you might want to put away your razor!
I hope you stocked up at Urban Outfitters…