Hello Wankers!

After sweating through everything in existence during last week’s 90+ degree weather, your Mismanagment is proud to offer a temporary break in the heat with this week’s projections of only 80+ degree weather on Thursday. All you have to do is pay us $1 dollar more each!

Yes, this Thursday the hash goes up in price to $6! Please remember and plan accordingly!

“But Whiskey,” you may say. “What does plan accordingly mean? And does it get tiresome being the epitome of masculinity, what all other men strive to be, day after day after day?”

Well, to answer your first question, you can:
-bring exact change!
-partner up with people to use large bills (getting 3-4 people together and paying $18 or $24 with a 20 or a 20 + 5 results in less change being dispensed by hash cash)
-Use your credit or debit card. YES, this does legitimately work!

And to answer your second question: Not at all.

Your regularly scheduled program this week is:

EWH3# 774: The Drama Free Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday June 6, 2013- Stadium-Armory (Blue and Orange Line)

Come hash, but leave the drama at home. This trail will feature fun, adult interactions, two beer checks and one shot check.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday June 6, 2013. Pack away at 715ish.

Where: Stadium-Armory (Blue and Orange Line) NORTH EXIT; Follow marks to start.

Hares: Chippen Failz, Chestnuts, Purple Peter Eater, Whore Crimes, Red Vag of Courage

Miscellaneous Crap: Tough dog friendly; bring something dry to change into. As always, bring the stuff you need for heat/cold/rain/shine/light/dark/drunk/sober but make sure you PACK LIGHT (duh).

Weather: H82; L72; 10% chance of rain, wind SSE at 12mph.

On On On: TBD, expect another email from myself soon.

Specials: Same as above.

(1) The Brew Crew Party has been cancelled. Stay tuned for further details about helping out with this CRITICAL aspect of hashing. Without Brew Crew, there is no hash.

(2) Mark your calendars for the EWH3 PUB CRAWL on July 13. Rego is $20 (+$1 Paypal fee) until July 1st, then the price goes up! REGISTER at www.ewh3.com or pay Hell’s Anal, Glitty Clitty Gang Bang or St. Paulie’s Girl cold HARD cash.

(3) On June 29-30 we celebrate the WH4 1500th Weekend! EWH3 would not exist without our crazy parents, WH4, so let’s celebrate by getting Mom and Dad drunk! Rego at the link.

(4) The WH4 Camping Trip The Land of oh…Oh…OH..OZ! is July 27-29! Do NOT miss this amazing weekend of Camping and Tubing on the Shenandocean in Bentonville, VA! You can rego for the Campout on the link provided!

(5) The Tour Duh Hash starts on Friday, June 14th with the Full Moon LiBiDo Trail (Little Black Dress theme) hash. Start at the fountain by Theismann’s Restaurant in Alexandria, VA / Across from King Street Metro / Closest address is 1800 Diagonal St, Alexandria, VA. $15, sign-in starts at 1830 with hares away 1900.

(6) Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing! March and April filled up quick, so start looking towards May- don’t delay, check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. ([email protected])

(7) Thirsty after work Friday? Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/ Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.

(8) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!

-Whiskey Business