EWH3# 776: The Midsummer Night’s Hash Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday June 20, 2013- Francis Scott Key Park, Key Bridge DC Side (Rosslyn Metro; Blue and Orange Line)

EWH3# 776: The Midsummer Night’s Hash Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday June 20, 2013- Francis Scott Key Park, Key Bridge DC Side (Rosslyn Metro; Blue and Orange Line)

A Poem by our Hares:

On the eve of the lightest day of year,
With hashers visiting from far and near,
It’s fitting to honor the Bard, Shakespeare!

While Puck provided our inspiration,
A fairy theme released the constipation
(butt sex joke for our edification)
Come dressed as imp, godmother, or Whiskey
Neon, Glitter, or spells make you frisky.

Fill your bellies with beer, cold and tasty,
Fill your ears with song, obscene and racy,
Fill your mouths with virgins, white and pasty.

Our hash begins in wealthy old Georgetown,
Key Park Start; Hoya Saxa all around,
PI and Shiggy warnings we give now.
On After will be at The Tombs (baller)!
Bourbon shots will cost only three dollars.

We’ll run, we’ll f*ck, we’ll get a little smashed
Please join us in A Midsummer Night’s Hash
When: 6:45 PM Thursday June 20, 2013. Pack away at 715ish.

Where: Francis Scott Key Park, Key Bridge DC Side (Rosslyn Metro; Blue and Orange Line); Follow marks to start.

Hares: FireDrill, HellsAnal, JewBaca, PlanetOfTheRapes, PutItOut, StickyRice & TonguePunchMyFartBox

Miscellaneous Crap: Live trail through the hills and dales of Georgetown. Dog friendly, stroller hostile, minor PI potential. You who tend to get lost will want headlamps. Pack light .. only so much space in the van. Last metro trains from Rosslyn:

Franconia-Springfield – 12:16 AM
Largo Town Center – 11:57 PM
New Carrollton – 11:57 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU – 12:13 AM

Weather: H83; L66; 10% chance of rain, wind SE at 9mph.

On On On: The Tombs
1226 36th St NW
Washington, DC 20007
(202) 337-6668
www.thetombs.com

Specials: $2 NattyBos, $3 Bourbons, $10 domestic pitchers and cheap easy coeds. Kitchen open until midnight.