Happy Monday Wankers!

In case you have not hear, 215 wankers killed 5 kegs and 8 30-racks last week.  We are gross (impressive?).
Please remember that the has now costs $6 and plan accordingly!
Your regularly scheduled program this week is:


EWH3# 777: The We <3 WH4 Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday June 27, 2013- Woodley Park-Zoo/Adams Morgan Metro (Red Line)

My Dearest Clara,
On the glorious day of our Lord June 29 2013 Your Mother Hash will be having an anniversary.
Throughout trails, tribulations and several restraining orders, we are going to celebrate their 1500 run.
To put in perspective, they have run the distance from Vancouver Canada to Accra Ghana or the equivalent of 1.98 million elephants
 trunk to trunk.  For this accord, bring out your White House hab and come pre-celebrate your ancient Mother’s anniversary.
Always Loving
Ulysses T McDaniels

PS, we are still looking for Ginger Snatch

When: 6:45 PM Thursday June 27, 2013. Pack away at 715ish.
Where: Woodley Park-Zoo/Adams Morgan Metro (Red Line).  Follow marks to the start.
Hares: Mursey F*ck,  Haystack, Math Sucks, Snatch Shot and mystery hare
Miscellaneous CrapA-B trail on the red line ending in the vicinity of Cleveland Park, so plan accordingly. 
You will get wet, you will need light (candles, headlamps, etc).  Trail is NOT dog or stroller friendly. 
Last metro trains from Cleveland Park:
Glenmont – 11:56 PM
 Shady Grove – 12:14 AM
WeatherH92L76; 40% chance of rain, scattered thunderstorms, wind SSW at 10mph.
On On On: Atomic Billiards
 3427 Connecticut Avenue Northwest
Washington, DC 20008
(202) 363-7665
Specials: $5 Guinness
Big Boy Bourbon Night-Featured Bourbons & Whiskeys
(1) Mark your calendars for the EWH3 PUB CRAWL on July 13.  Rego is $20 (+$1 Paypal fee) until July 1st, then the price goes up!  REGISTER at www.ewh3.com or pay Hell’s Anal, Glitty Clitty Gang Bang or St. Paulie’s Girl cold HARD cash.  Make sure to sign up for a metro stop to have your name on the t-shirt.  T-shirts will cost $20 and you do not have to buy one to get your name on it (we have about 50% of the map filled).  Email Miss Me Gag Me at [email protected] to choose a spot.
(2) July 4th Trail will be on…July 4th during the day!  Trail will cost a little more but there will be a BBQ!  Come celebrate ‘Merica with your friendly hash!
(3) On June 29-30  we celebrate the WH4 1500th Weekend!  EWH3 would not exist without our crazy parents, WH4, so let’s celebrate by getting Mom and Dad drunk!  Rego at the link.
(4) The WH4 Camping Trip The Land of oh…Oh…OH..OZ! is July 27-29!  Do NOT miss this amazing weekend of Camping and Tubing on the Shenandocean in Bentonville, VA! You can rego for the Campout on the link provided!
(5) Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing!  March and April filled up quick, so start looking towards May- don’t delay, check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. ([email protected])
(6) Thirsty after work Friday?  Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.
(7) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!
Guess who doesn’t have work on Friday?
-Whiskey Business