Hello Wankers!

Last week we braved the heat (and NE DC) to successfully celebrate our nation’s birthday!  Now we get to celebrate everyone’s safe return to the Distrct by doing it all again!  In jorts!
And in case that’s not enough for you, you can celebrate even more by making it out to the EWH3 Pub Crawl this Saturday, July 13!  You can pre-register for $25 through Thursday online or at the hash OR show up at the first bar (Four Court’s in Courthouse) at 1PM for $30.
Your regularly scheduled program this week is:

EWH3# 779: The Fifth (?) Anal Jorts Association of Arlington Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday July 11, 2013- Pentagon City Metro (Blue and Yellow Line)

Five years ago (I think), a couple of fresh-faced hashers (literally- I still don’t really grow facial hair) had a dream that they could inspire a large amount of people to run and sweat in denim during the DC summer.   Luckily, you wankers love themes and looking ridiculous (ly awesome).  So don your favorite pair of jorts (thats jean shorts for the uninitiated if they even exist) and come make people in Arlington say, “Whaaaaaaaaa?” as you run by!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday July 11, 2013
Where: Pentagon City Metro (Blue/Yellow Line).  Follow marks to the start to Virginia Highland Park
HaresWhiskey Business, Cock Soup, Yule Log and a mystery hare.
Miscellaneous Crap: Live A-B trail ending in Crystal City.  Not necessarily dog-friendly unless you know the area. Bring a headlamp if you’re unsure of yourself, but it shouldn’t be a big worry.  It’s hot and crowded, so pack light!
Last metro out of Crystal City:

Fort Totten – 11:46 PM

Franconia-Springfield – 12:24 AM
Huntington – 12:08 AM
Largo Town Center – 11:49 PM

WeatherH84L72; 50% chance of rain, possible scattered thunderstorms, wind SW at 11mph.

On On On: Freddie’s Beach Bar and Restaurant
555 23rd Street South
Arlington, VA 22202
Specials: Fun drinks and karaoke!
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BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS  
(1) The EWH3 PUB CRAWL is THIS SATURDAY, July 13 You can pre-register for $25 through Thursday online or at the hash OR show up at the first bar (Four Court’s in Courthouse) at 1PM for $30.
(2) The WH4 Camping Trip The Land of oh…Oh…OH..OZ! is July 27-29!  Do NOT miss this amazing weekend of Camping and Tubing on the Shenandocean in Bentonville, VA! You can rego for the Campout on the link provided!

(3) Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing!  March and April filled up quick, so start looking towards May- don’t delay, check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. ([email protected])
(4) Thirsty after work Friday?  Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.
(5) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!
My jorts are 7 years old and going strong!
-Whiskey Business