Hello Wankers!

I heard there was a spike in GoldBond sales after last week’s jorts fiesta, so I trust everyone is good and recovered for this Thursday. Apparently the regulars at Freddie’s wanted to write bad Yelp reviews in response to our awesome karaoke. I’ll leave it up to you whether or not you want to regard that as good work or interpret it some other way.

Your regularly scheduled program this week is:
EWH3# 780: The Second Time’s a Charm Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday July 18, 2013- McPherson Square Metro (Blue and Orange Line)

You might say this week is already cursed, what with the expected heat and the fact that two alphas have had to bow out, leaving the pack once again at the mercy of yours truly. No worries, backed by the Google Maps genius of St. Pauli’s Girl, we have a nice trail for you all to sweat through!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday July 18, 2013

Where: McPherson Square Metro (Blue/Orange Line). Follow marks to the start!

Hares: Whiskey Business and the Flour Mule Quartet!

Miscellaneous Crap: Live A-Bish trail ending in Farragut West that is dog and stroller friendly. urban shiggy abound, but no need to worry about PI. It’s hot and crowded, so pack light!

Last metro out of Farragut West:

Franconia: 12:08
Largo: 12:02
New Carrolton: 12:02
Vienna: 12:08

Weather: Hsuperhot; Lnottoocold; wind: not enough to cool you down.

On On On: Most likely The Exchange- look for a follow-up email to, well, follow shortly!

Specials: TBD

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BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS

(1) The WH4 Camping Trip The Land of oh…Oh…OH..OZ! is July 27-29! Do NOT miss this amazing weekend of Camping and Tubing on the Shenandocean in Bentonville, VA! You can rego for the Campout on the link provided!

(2) Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing! March and April filled up quick, so start looking towards May- don’t delay, check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. ([email protected])

(3) Thirsty after work Friday? Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/ Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.

(4) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!

Did someone order a double shot?
-Whiskey Business