Hey there, Wankers!

Hopefully everyone survived White House this weekend!  When I was at camp, my favorite activity was always arts and crafts. Or, as we used to call it: arts and *farts* and crafts. We used to make drawings… cave drawings! Which is my way of saying we were cave men. I went to camp so long ago that I can remember saying “sticks and stones may break my bones” and meaning it! I went to camp so long ago that f*cking Jesus Christ was my counselor! And my best friend hadn’t fully evolved yet! His name was Ug and he walked on all fours! There were two epidemics when I went to camp: head lice, and the plague – the Bubonic plague!
***Oh, and hey F*ck Faces!  Remember to pay your tabs.  Apparently a Pirate waiter at the Pirate Bar was almost shortchanged his well-earned booty.  Yar!

Your regularly scheduled program this week is:

EWH3# 782: The Over the Potomac and Through the Woods Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, August 1 2013- Courthouse Metro (Orange Line)

Come on out Thursday to run, drink beer, and disappoint your parents all throughout Virginia!  Don’t forget to hassle your hares- spoiler alert, some of them are haring-virgins!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday August 1, 2013.
Where: Courthouse Metro (Orange Line).  Follow marks to the start!
Hares Just Chase, Gaza Snip, Just Matt, Lock Cock
Miscellaneous Crap: Live A to B shiggy trail ending in the Ballston area with PI risk; dog friendly.  Bring dry clothes, pack light, etc etc.
Last metro out of Ballston:

New Carrollton – 11:39 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU – 12:20 AM
WeatherH82L71; wind: not enough to cool you down, chance of rain and scattered t-storms

On On On: First Down Sports Bar & Grill
4213 Fairfax Dr, Arlington, Virginia 22203
Specials: cheap wings and beer!
(1) Mark your calendars and start your training because the DC Beer Mile is Friday August 9 at 7PM SHARP!  Cock Soup will not be there, so the title is up for grabs!  6 cans or beer and 4 laps stand between you and glory/explodevomiting.  Location and rules to come….get training,
(2) Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing!  March and April filled up quick, so start looking towards May- don’t delay, check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. ([email protected])
(3) Thirsty after work Friday?  Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.
(4) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!
Arts and FARTS and crafts!
-Whiskey Business