Hey There Errbody!

Apparently you FRBs couldn’t wait to snare some hares last week.  Well done.
Your regularly scheduled program this week is:

EWH3# 783: The YBF- You’ve Been Furloughed- Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, August 8, 2013- Capitol South Metro (Orange/Blue Line)

If trail sucks, it’s because your furloughed hares only did 80% of the scouting.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday August 8, 2013.
Where: Capitol South Metro (Orange/Blue Line).  Follow marks to the start!
Hares One If by She Two if by She, Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Big Bang, Blows A Tranny, Just Nick
Miscellaneous CrapLive A to Z trail ending in the L’Enfant/SW Waterfront area, dog friendly.  Bring dry clothes, pack light, etc etc.
Last metro out of L’Enfant:

Branch Ave – 12:13 AM
Greenbelt – 12:13 AM
Huntington – 12:00 AM
Largo Town Center – 12:11 AM (No Red Line Transfer Possible)
New Carrollton – 12:11 AM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU – 11:59 PM
Weather: H84L75; 40% chance of rain; 12mph wind from SSW

On On On: Jenny’s Asian Fusion
1000 Water St SW, Washington, DC 20024
 (202) 554-2202

Specials: TBA!
(1) The DC Beer Mile is THIS Friday August 9 at 7PM SHARP!  Cock Soup will not be there, so the title is up for grabs!  6 cans or beer and 4 laps stand between you and glory/explodevomiting.  Location and rules to come, but most likely here.
(2) The 20th Anniversary DC Red Dress Run is Saturday, October 12, 2013.  See who’s coming and register here!
(3) Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing!  March and April filled up quick, so start looking towards May- don’t delay, check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. ([email protected])
(4) Thirsty after work Friday?  Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.
(5) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!
Furlough = Major Hangovers Friday!

-Whiskey Business