HUGE shout-out to the organizers, participants, supporeters, and witnesses of the 2013 Beer Mile.  If you weren’t there, you’ll be happy to know that EWH3 represented super hard, sweeping the men’s “podium” (Whiskey Business, Yule Log, and Rape and Spillage), and taking home first (mr. hEd) and third (Dildo Shaggins) for the ladies- now that’s drinking and running!
Oh, and if you thought last week’s trail was confusing and sweaty, just get ready for this Thursday…
Your regularly scheduled program this week is:

EWH3# 784: The Oral Fixation 101 Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, August 15th, 2013 – Dupont Circle (Red Line)

Brought you by Blow White, Miss Me Gag Me, ShimJob (notice a theme?) and Blow White’s co-worker, Just Dan, this week’s long, hard trail will be dark, wet… and maybe a little sloppy? Get ready to fumble around in the underbrush of lower NW DC on a run that will take you down deep into the heart of Rock Creek. Headlamps and dry clothes (and even dry shoes!) are HIGHLY recommended.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday August 15, 2013.
Where: Dupont Circle Metro (Red Line).  Follow marks to the start!
Hares: Blow White, Miss Me Gag Me, ShimJob, just Dan, and maybe a last-minute appearance by Steve
Miscellaneous Crap: Live A to B trail ending in Georgetown with a Turkey-Eagle Split. Bring a HEADLAMP – things will get shiggy (no PI on the hares during scouting, but always best to play safe!). Turkey trail will be dog friendly, anyone planning to run Eagle should bring dry shoes. Pack light, etc.
Last metro out of Foggy Bottom:
Franconia-Springfield – 12:10 AM
Largo Town Center – 12:00 AM
New Carrollton – 12:00 AM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU – 12:10 AM

Weather: H80; L63; 20% chance of rain

On On On: Chadwicks-Georgetown
3205 K Street NW, Washington, DC 20007
 (202) 333-2565

Specials: TBA!


(1) The 20th Anniversary DC Red Dress Run is Saturday, October 12, 2013.  See who’s coming and register here!

(2) Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing!  March and April filled up quick, so start looking towards May- don’t delay, check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. ([email protected])

(3) Thirsty after work Friday?  Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.
(4) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!
And I thought they cut funding for Sex Ed!
-Whiskey Business