EWH3# 785: The Whitest Kids You Know Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, August 22nd, 2013 – Southern Avenue Metro (Green Line)

Get ready to run through the scenic woods of SE finishing at one of the best hash bars you will find in DC.  A few considerations that will go up here for all you wankers who don’t like to read:


1. Bring Shiggy Socks; risk of PI is high and risk of getting cut up is even worse.
2. Bring a change of shoes since runners are going to get wet; no way to avoid it.
3. If you are trying to get a tempo run in, it won’t be on this trail.
4. If you are trying to impress a female virgin, leave her at home.
5. If you are taking you dog for a run, leave it at home.
6. Bring a change of clothes for the on-after to impress former mayor Marion Barry (possibly).
7. Travel in groups on the way back to the metro; or check out the bus schedule.
8. Bring a headlamp; there may be a lack of light soon
9. Get up to date on your tetanus and Hep shots – in the words of Grandmaster Flash, “Broken glass everywhere.”
With all of that being said, this trail is going to be awesome.  This is NOT your typical EWH3 trail so it will sure to be a memorable and new experience for a lot of you!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday August 22, 2013.
Where: Southern Avenue Metro (GreenLine).  Follow marks to the start!
HaresChick’n Fuck’r, Miss Me Gag Me, St. Pauli’s Girl, Red Vag of Courage and Tragic Carpet Ride (walker’s)
Miscellaneous CrapLive A to B trail ending in in between Anacostia and Congress Heights Metro.  See the aforementioned considerations, and remember to pack light and be smart.
Last metro out of Anacostia:
Branch Ave – 12:19 AM
Greenbelt – 11:37 PM

WeatherH87L74; 10% chance of rain, SW 8mph wind

On On On: The Player’s Lounge (formally known as Georgina’s)
2737 Martin Luther King Jr Ave SE
Washington, DC 20032
Specials: Everyone who is there!