Hash Trash: EWH3 #786: The Everyone’s Getting Wet Trail!

Wetness is a good thing #786

Where: Courthouse

When: August 29, 2013 – 6:45 pm 

Hares: Daisy Chain, A-Salt My Ass, Zero Shart Thirty, Big Head Little Cock and Aunt Vagina’s Maple Syrup

We circled up in the wild paved streets of Virginia ready for our big wet hash. We had virgins a plenty Justs: Audrey, Parker, Jess, Mike, Kate, Albert, Liz    x2, Katie, Geoff, Susannah, Colette, Natalie, Erin    x2, Dan, James, and Alison. We had some shy visitors: Freeze Frame, Jewgar, and Chupa Mi Coneho. Where were you guys when we called for you at circle. Seriously you all didn’t fall off the hashing truck yesterday – you owe us some body parts! 

The pack sang a song about Joe and was off to search for checks in the shape of circle and those elusive hash marks. We ran, had a beverage check in a creek, ran through a wet tunnel, and eventually found our way to a dark corner of Virginia for end circle and beverage drinkage.

Thank you Red Vag of Courage and Yeast Infection for taking the night off for the pack – we appreciate you. Cock-a-Doodle-Do Me was the lovely religious advisor for the evening. We met our virgins again (almost devirginized). The lovely Bless Me Father for I have Rimmed did her Jubilee thing. Then we got to violations:

  • Virgin Just Jeff wore a Color Run shirt to hash and of course we violated him for being racist. We also violated him for being racist.
  • Zero Shart Thirty was finally violated for his new shoes. A-Salt My Ass you know better than that!
  • Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock got in some extra tri-training by practicing his swimming during beer check. Wait should that have been a racist violation?
  • The lovely hare, Daisy Chain is a favorite of all donkeys. I hear donkey shows are the thing to do down in Mexico!
  • Mr. hEd waited until after trail to show everyone her pussy (pants). Meow!
  • The lovely GMs DADs and C-Damage led the walkers 1 mile off trail.
  • A-Salt My Ass didn’t know one of his fellow hares names (seriously).

After some violations from the crowd came a very special occasion – A NAMING. The lucky Just was Just Pedro. He went to the College of New Jersey, would like to have sex with Marge Simpson and once banged a 40 year old woman (high five Pedro). Just Pedro lost his virginity in the Ukraine; had sex in a Puerto Rican rain forest; but he also has a problem with ladies that get too wet downstairs (serious – you knew the theme of the trail when you showed up). The pack had some good ideas: Poison Arrow Load, Jungle Beaver, Putin the Butt, Old Faithful, and Party in the West Pussy. However, henceforth and forevermore throughout the world of hashing (except those guys) Just Pedro will be known as Viagra Falls! Buy your hash Mommy, Daisy Chain, a drink next week.

Everyone was happy and we hopped and skipped our way to Four Courts for the On-After.


Glitty Clitty Gang Bang

EWH3 Scribe