Dudes and Dudettes,

I think that the hash has to cover a lot of medical bills to help any wanker or innocent bystander recover from the psychological trauma brought on by seeing Tragic running full force at them during last week’s trail.  Also, did anyone else think that there was an especially large amount of M&M’s at the circle?  I can tell you who’s not complaining: this guy.
Oh, and he DID just send out Trail News on a Sunday.  [drops mic, exits stage left]

Your regularly scheduled program this week is:

EWH3# 791: The ‘Ello Governor! (AKA The Walking Dead Is Back) Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, October 3, 2013 – Pentagon City Metro (Yellow/Blue Line)

With the impending government shut down and the implementation of the ACA (http://adorablecareact.tumblr.com/), it’s no surprise that our favorite apocalyptic tale is gearing up for its perfectly timed season premiere. So instead of sitting at home not getting paid or having your basic necessities met, come on out to the hash dressed as your favorite zombie, sheriff, prisoner, or evil one-eyed tyrant with mommy issues!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday October 3, 2013.
Where: Pentagon City Metro (Yellow/Blue Line). Follow marks to the park!
Hares: Mr. hEd, Roof Rack, Just Casey, Rape and Spillage, and a post-apocalypse sacrificial virgin
Miscellaneous Crap: Live A to B trail.  Runner’s trail is dog friendly and mostly stroller friendly; walker’s trail is dog friendly and stroller friendly. Headlamps are recommended.
Last train out of Crystal City:
Fort Totten – 11:46 PM
Franconia-Springfield – 12:24 AM
Huntington – 12:08 AM
Largo Town Center – 11:49 PM

WeatherH83L64; 10% chance of rain, WNW 7 mph wind

On On On: To Be Confirmed, though most likely Tortoise and the Hare on 23rd Street.  Stay tuned for updates!

Specials: TBA
——————————————————————————————
BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS  
(1) The 20th Anniversary DC Red Dress Run is Saturday, October 12, 2013.  See who’s coming and register here!  THERE ARE APPROXIMATELY 40 SPOTS LEFT!  Don’t forget to sign up for Hashtivus and start preparing your mind, body, and soul for the BallBuster!
(2) EWH3’s 800th Run Trail Anniversary is November 16th, 2013!  Rego goes live Oct 1.  Early price $45.  Will go up to $55 on October 20th.  We’re giving you a fantastic exclusively-trail hash through Little Bennett Park off of I-270.  There are two ways of getting there: you can drive yourself (lame), or you can hop on our bus (YAY)!  The bus leaves from a metro-accessible bar in DC at 1pm sharp.  After the hash, we’ll have end-circle and a celebration that will include awesome dancing, bonfires, BBQ food, open bar with beer and wine, AND A MOON BOUNCE!!  The bus will return in time for evening shenanigans.
(3) SAVE THE DATE for EWH3’s WIE Weekend in Ocean Sh*tty March 7-9, 2014!  Regos will go on sale by December 1, 2013.  There IS a cap on how many people can come.  This is not because your WIEeeee Committee doesn’t adore all of you and want to get you drunk and messy, but bars and restaurants have things like “fire codes” that we have to respect.
(4) H4 Sponsored Rennfest Oct 19-20! Medieval Madness Authentic Four Course Feast and Comedy Show, Meade, Renaissance Festival Ticket, Meade, H4 Trail, Beverages and Brunch, Meade, Raffle ticket for Mystery Renaissance Items, and Meade! Rego here! – https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16938

(5) Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing!  October and November have some open dates and It’s time to start filling up the winter so check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. (ewh3harer[email protected])

(6) Thirsty after work Friday?  Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.
(7) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!
Someone’s feeling productive,
-Whiskey Business