EWH3# 792: The Choose Your Own Adventure/Red Dress Weekend Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, October 10, 2013 – Fort Totten OR Van Ness Metro (Green/Yellow/Red Lines!)

EWH3# 792: The Choose Your Own Adventure/Red Dress Weekend Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, October 10, 2013 – Fort Totten OR Van Ness Metro (Green/Yellow/Red Lines!)

It’s Red Dress Weekend and that beautiful time of the year when hashers from all over begin thinking one thing: do I look good in this dress?  This week, we have multiple trails to help you with your answer to that question.  If you think you’re looking fiiiiiiine and fit well into your chosen gown, then you can settle for a regular EWH3-length trail.  If you bought an extra-skimpy number and need to shed some el-beeee’s (or if you’re a masochist who has an affinity for tacking on as many miles as possible) we give you the infamous BallBuster trail.  The choice is yours! Please indicate your preference on the Evite.


When: 6:45 PM Thursday October 10, 2013.  Pack away at 7:15
Where: Van Ness Metro (Red Line). Follow marks to the start!
HaresMiss Me Gag Me, Big Bang, Carmen Sandiegho and Fire Drill
Miscellaneous Crap: Live A to B trail.  Runner’s and walker’s trails are dog friendly but not stroller friendly. Headlamps are a must.

When: 5:30 PM Thursday October 10, 2013. Hares away by 5:45 PM, Pack away by 6 PM.  You will be left at 6PM.
Where: Fort Totten Metro (Green/Yellow/Red Line). Follow marks to the start!
HaresSt. Pauli’s Girl, Whiskey Business, Don’t Stick Your Crazy, Dial F, Three Whacks and I’m Done
Miscellaneous Crap: Live A to Z trail.  Headlamp is a must.  Be aware that trail will be 12+ miles so please be realistic with your abilities, nerds.  YOU MUST BRING YOUR ID ON TRAIL.
Last train out of Tenleytown-AU:
Glenmont – 11:52 PM
Shady Grove – 12:18 AM

WeatherH68L53; 30% chance of rain, NNE 9 mph wind

On On On: Guapo’s
4515 Wisconsin Ave NW
Washington, D.C., DC 20016
Specials: TBD- most likely Mexican Swill Beer and Margaritas and Chips!
(1) The 20th Anniversary DC Red Dress Run is Saturday, October 12, 2013.  See who’s coming and register here!  THERE ARE APPROXIMATELY 40 SPOTS LEFT! 
(2) EWH3’s 800th Run Trail Anniversary is November 16th, 2013!  Rego goes live Oct 1.  Early price $45.  Will go up to $55 on October 20th.  We’re giving you a fantastic exclusively-trail hash through Little Bennett Park off of I-270.  There are two ways of getting there: you can drive yourself (lame), or you can hop on our bus (YAY)!  The bus leaves from a metro-accessible bar in DC at 1pm sharp.  After the hash, we’ll have end-circle and a celebration that will include awesome dancing, bonfires, BBQ food, open bar with beer and wine, AND A MOON BOUNCE!!  The bus will return in time for evening shenanigans.
(3) SAVE THE DATE for EWH3’s WIE Weekend in Ocean Sh*tty March 7-9, 2014!  Regos will go on sale by December 1, 2013.  There IS a cap on how many people can come.  This is not because your WIEeeee Committee doesn’t adore all of you and want to get you drunk and messy, but bars and restaurants have things like “fire codes” that we have to respect.
(4) H4 Sponsored Rennfest Oct 19-20! Medieval Madness Authentic Four Course Feast and Comedy Show, Meade, Renaissance Festival Ticket, Meade, H4 Trail, Beverages and Brunch, Meade, Raffle ticket for Mystery Renaissance Items, and Meade! Rego here! – https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16938