Hello Fun People,

Yes, you left your dignity on the dance floor of Ibiza at Red Dress.  No, I do not recommend going back and looking for it.  On-on instead to a Tuesday hangover!
Your regularly scheduled program this week is:
EWH3# 793: The Third Anal Princess Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, October 17, 2013 – Dupont Circle Metro (Red Line)

Hung over from Red Dress? Looking to continue the bender until Halloween? Come out for the third annual princess trail and wear your best tutu and tiara.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday October 17, 2013.  Pack away at 7:15
Where: Dupont Circle Metro (Red Line). Follow marks to the start!
Hares: Snatch Shot, Colitteral “It’s My Birthday” Damage, Aunt Vagina’s Maple Syrup, Bless Me Father for I Have Rimmed, Mr. hEd, Cock Your Suck I Will.
Miscellaneous Crap: Live A to B trail.  Trail is dog and glitter friendly.  Pack light, bring headlamps, be smart (tough, right?).
Last train out of Foggy Bottom-GWU:
Franconia-Springfield – 12:10 AM
Largo Town Center – 12:00 AM
New Carrollton – 12:00 AM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU – 12:10 AM

WeatherH68L53; 20% chance of rain, NNW 10 mph wind

On On On: McFadden’s (where princesses go cuz they got no shame)
2401 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington, D.C., DC 20037
Specials: Cheap beer and shots poured on you from tables, spilling all over you clothing but whatever, so COLLEGE!
(1) EWH3’s 800th Run Trail Anniversary is November 16th, 2013!  Rego goes live Oct 1.  Early price $45.  Will go up to $55 on October 20th.  We’re giving you a fantastic exclusively-trail hash through Little Bennett Park off of I-270.  There are two ways of getting there: you can drive yourself (lame), or you can hop on our bus (YAY)!  The bus leaves from a metro-accessible bar in DC at 1pm sharp.  After the hash, we’ll have end-circle and a celebration that will include awesome dancing, bonfires, BBQ food, open bar with beer and wine, AND A MOON BOUNCE!!  The bus will return in time for evening shenanigans.
(2) Love emails?  Love giving back to your fantastic hash?  THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN US? (Please, please say yes!)  Then come out to this year’s MisManagement Interest Happy Hour on Monday, November 4th at Recession’s (1823 L St NW, Washington, D.C., DC 20036).  Sign up for positions, and at the very least you’ll get an infamous big-a$$ beer!
(3) SAVE THE DATE for EWH3’s WIE Weekend in Ocean Sh*tty March 7-9, 2014!  Regos will go on sale by December 1, 2013.  There IS a cap on how many people can come.  This is not because your WIEeeee Committee doesn’t adore all of you and want to get you drunk and messy, but bars and restaurants have things like “fire codes” that we have to respect.
(4) H4 Sponsored Rennfest Oct 19-20! Medieval Madness Authentic Four Course Feast and Comedy Show, Meade, Renaissance Festival Ticket, Meade, H4 Trail, Beverages and Brunch, Meade, Raffle ticket for Mystery Renaissance Items, and Meade! Rego here! – https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16938

(5) Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Give back to the hash! Trails need hare-ing!  October and November have some open dates and It’s time to start filling up the winter so check the hareline and then email me to reserve a date. ([email protected])

(6) Thirsty after work Friday?  Check out the most-always metro friendly Beltway Bob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.org/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them you’re from EWH3 and then drink everyone under the table.
(7) If you have NEVER hared before and want to jump on to some already established trails, shoot me an email and I will hook you up!
And I thought I wouldn’t need to visit Forever21 again so soon..
-Whiskey Business